I just got unfrozen from being sealed up in 2006...

I just got unfrozen from being sealed up in 2006, and I need to catch up on what the fuck happened in the world since then. What did I miss and what's going on?

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Remember Donald trumpet the apprentice guy?
Yeah?
He's going to be he next president of the united states

Sup Forums is still shit, donald trump became a god and everyone is a tranny now. fuck you

to much dude. Duckface bitches. Rape videos. Obama kills Osama

What the fuck? The "You're fired" guy?

and in Germany everybody is now welcome! REFUGEEEES ARE WELCOOMEE She sayd...

"Obama kills Osama"? Is that a fad these days? Like does Osama have an evil twin named Obama or something? Or is that like the Gamecube game, Odama?

pluto isn't a planet
pretty big advancements in cancer research
sandniggers invading europe

Obama is the current president and.... he's black.

Its like a Gay bromance. a evil gay bro romance ;)

Some sandniggers blew up the world trade center.

Wait, what? Did they explode Pluto or something? How's it not a planet anymore? What happened to it? And what the fuck's happening to Europe, and Germany? Are we at war again? Oh god.

Haha, good one. We'll have a female president long before we'll have a black president.

:O BLACK oh shit. i thought he is Jet Black like my BMW

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Germany..ach du scheiße.. ehm i mean no Germany is not in a war buuuut we have some problems here with this crazy Girl..Merkel. :D and we have ISIS! SuicideBombingALLAHUAKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDudes.

awe, look at that this whole threads eating the b8
>just breath in that summer

sandniggers XD haha

So... we have a president named "Obama", and the "You're fired" guy is about to become the next president? Stop fucking with me guys, even I won't believe that. Hahahaha seriously. Who's the president? Is it Alan Greenspan or Jebediah Bush or someone like that?

Freddy Mercury died

Gender is a social construct now. Ya, you can go fap in a ladies washroom if you want. Go root around in that tampon container thing or whatev.

Its Obama right now. after him Hitler 2.0 AKA Trump/inator is goin to be the next President 4 real

Youtubers have become even more cancerous, Vape nation is a thing, and apparently black lives matter now

GREAT SCOTT!
user,we need to go back in time and warn moot, everything has changed for the worse.They have trap threads!. The kids only throw around 3 words,instead of actually having valid arguments.Everything is considered a meme,considering a meme a meme, is a meme.Moot sold Sup Forums, he abandoned us.Get in ill explain tumblr on the way
LETS GO BACK user

Oh and here, drink this TAB, you look parched

What the fuck

Oh my god

We actually do have a president named Obama and he is actually black

Wow, what, what the fuck hahahahaha oh my god what the fuck did George W Bush DO to you people?

Japan is practically a third world country, overrun by baljeets and ethiopians.

Austria and Hungary have been eaten by serbs.

Cancer rates are up 45,000%

Herbert Walker is in jail for posession of Creative Poetry.

What the fuck are Youtubers? What does that even mean?

Trap? Meme? Tumblr? What do these mean? Are those all crazy internet fads or something?

Top kek.

oh thats just a tiny peace of a cake!. Straight is illegal. you have to be gaybi bi gay bibigay gaybigay or dead

Rage filled apes influence all political decisions in the United States

Gender.. constructs? Like.. wait, what? There are men, and women, and people are trying to make like.. a third gender or something I guess?

I.. what? Fags aren't funny anymore but have become the norm? What the fuck?

Wait until you find out about safe spaces.

do you still have a penis? so better cut it off! 4 real Fag!

what
the

Wait, no. Do people do that these days? Why the fuck would I wanna chop my dick off? I can't even fathom what the fuck kind of benefit you'd get from that.

Let me guess, that's something crazy and fucked up too, right? Because normally I'd guess it's a thing for children to go to while they wait for their parents or a teacher to straighten things out. But that can't be it, because 2016 is weird and wimpy as hell, apparently

you're fucking faggot

Wait, what happened to Japan? More detail please

Well, black people are always angry. Let me guess, they're all over the government now or something crazy too? Like is Dr. Dre the surgeon general and Ol' Dirty Bastard the vice president, or something?

Could you expand on your situation? were you in prison?

Wrong replies m8

you sound like a little bitch trying to act dramatic and involved; you're not funny at all, not even in German

The president is now a chimp. But he just does the song and dance his Jewish keepers tell him to do.

Feminine penises are not gay now

I answered an ad in the classifieds section of my paper to go in and do some product testing. They said they'd pay me $250, and had me lay down in this pod. I figured it was some sort of weird bed thing, so I fell asleep and figured I'd wake up the next day. Next thing I know, I wake up feeling like absolute shit, and it's the year 2016.

So naturally the first thing I did, as a single Sup Forumstard with no family and no money, was masturbate, and then find the first computer I could find and get on Sup Forums.

>since 2006
Advanced retard detected

Depends on what your interested in

>there's now 700+ Pokemon
>Ex Future WWE Hall of Famer Chris Benoit killed himself and his family
>Turns out Hulk Hogan was a huge racist
>Dragon Ball Z is continuing again making GT either irrelevant or non-cannon
>turn out the Wii was successful and outsold the PS3 and 360
>Call of Duty got really good and then became shit again
>same with Batman movies and games
>Osama finally got killed
>Michael Jackson, Prince, Whitney Houston, Mohammad Ali, the Oxygen Clean guy and a bunch celebrity icons passed away

Sounds like you guys are apologizing a little too hard for the whole nazi thing. I thought we forgave you all years ago and you've been our allies since? Wow. Also is Merkel hot?

Recent events that matter.
>We now have the worst fandoms ever.
> Donald Trump is gonna be president
>Nintendo won the console wars in 2008 with the Wii
> Overwatch, Undertale, FNaF, and Minecraft became YouTube sensations.
>YouTube is a thing.
>Feminism went from being a sign of equality to a pack of fatass emo whiney little girls whining about privileges.
>Virtual Reality porn

Don't forget hulkster is now nigger rich

shits like this op! now you can fuck child's that wanted to be grills

you sounds like a huge faggot

>there's now 700+ Pokemon
Haha, they just can't stop making them, can they?
>Ex Future WWE Hall of Famer Chris Benoit killed himself and his family
Wow, holy shit. He seemed like a good dude too.
>Turns out Hulk Hogan was a huge racist
Who didn't see this coming, seriously
>Dragon Ball Z is continuing again making GT either irrelevant or non-cannon
Oh well
>turn out the Wii was successful and outsold the PS3 and 360
Yeah, I was looking foward to Wii. Last I heard, they had some sports games where you could wave the controller around and it would actually respond like you're actually hitting the ball. Shit looked amazing, of course it outsold everything, hell yeah
>Call of Duty got really good and then became shit again
Haha, weird. Was it better than Half Life 2?
>same with Batman movies and games
Huh, I figured he'd never come back
>Osama finally got killed
YEAH!
>Michael Jackson, Prince, Whitney Houston, Mohammad Ali, the Oxygen Clean guy and a bunch celebrity icons passed away
Fuck, man, all them? Aww. Damn.

We broke everything. Go back.

A lot of famous people died.

Oh, and this is the future now. Stop eating that solid food shit, faggot, we have superphones.

What a time to be alive

And Prince, Ali, David Bowie, Merle Haggard, and Alan Rickman all died within the last six months.

It's not a good year to be a celebrity.

pro tip: get back and invest in Greek government bonds

Fuck off ice nigger we're full. You can crash in sweeten if you want.

My sides....

Sup Forums is now full of normies and gays

this thread is retarded and op is a massive faggot

>XD
Kys

>normies

leave that cancer word on reddit you fucking fag

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nobody has said the word "cuck" yet

we truly are in 2006

Fuck off, newfag.

Hermoine is now black

Well OP, you'll be able to do some more in depth fact checking of your own over the coming days, but I'll give you the broad strokes:

>We actually somehow elected a nigger as President... Twice
>(No. I'm not making this up)
>Fast forward 8 years later
>The country is now some sort of weird shit sandwich of safe-spaces, trigger warnings and micro aggressions
>Our phones are way fucking better now though
>Oh yeah, a Mex/Jew disguised as a white guy killed some 19 year old nigger for the usual BS monkey shines
>Our blue-gummed commander in chief spoke up immediately to weigh in and declare rumors as facts
>Chimpouts everywhere when Mex/Jew acquitted
>Don't bother calling the police now... If a white cop whacks a nigger the cop will be indicted by the prez and social media lynch mob before the end of the business day

Hell yeah Sup Forumsro i hate those fags that fap to masculine penises, good thing I'm a straight guy who faps to girls that have feminine penises

Don't forget the mex/Jew was called white. Anyone who kills a minority is white now.

Basically America is trash there was a recession and everything that was making america good in 2006 made it and the rest of world excluding the usual undeveloped suspects shit and brazil and china had these huge growth periods that were largely unsustainable and caused huge increases in prices of every mineral or commoditiy you can put ur finger on and then the whole thing slowed down killed the recovery from the recession and now everything is fucked cause a bunch of libtards at the imf are arguing for more printing of money which is why we are now in this mess and cause of debt and basically gg currencies buy gold and yeah its gonna get fucked again