Stop the madness, learn the difference!

Once and for all people should learn that Slovakia and Slovenia are two different countries!

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I can differentiate you two since the Slovakian flag has the Hungarian cross

No one cares

And we do not speak the same language. We speak slovensko, while in Slovensko they speak slovenčina.

Are they?

>know the difference
>doesn't mention any

What's the difference?

It's easy to remember though, I just think of Czechoslovenia.

Slovaks are more like Hungarians and we are more like Germans.

Slovenes - civilized Austrian subjects
Slovaks - filthy Magyar vassals

it's funny because I always confuse them

> learn the difference!
I already did
SlovaKia -> Krasnyi (red) colour -> red symbol

sadly no one gives a fuck about either fa᠎m

inb4 you neither, gib piran

my ruse senses are tingling

krasni means wonderful round these part, bwai

no, the border between Turkey and Europe will remain on the Dragonja

hello eternal slovene

I have literally never heard of either of these countries
Which one is Serbia?

Both rock same

Selam, momče. Koji alat upotreblja tvoj zanat?

why dont they just go back to czechslovakia and yugoslavia

Because Hokkaido will be free from beardless Chinese-Korean colonists!

The way I remember which is which is by thinking about Czechoslovakia, obviously Slovakia would be the central european one.
Leaving Slovenia to be the "totally not balkan" one.

god bless

lmfao at the serb taking this seriously

You keep eating those Turkish cheese pies and listening to wailing Arabic synth music, Korkut.

Easy method: SloVAkia is closer to the VAtican

it isn't tho

whatever you say satan

There's no short answer for this. You best look it up on Wikipedia or watch some documentary.

>Slovaks are more like Hungarians

>スロバキア
>スロベニア

t. Dunajszerdely ape

You are not real Hungarians anyways

>and we are more like Germans
in what way?

Food, folk dress, folk music, architecture, history.

wouldn't you be more similar to Austrians than to Germans though?

It's easy.

Czechs are germanized Slovaks.
Austrians are germanized Slovenes.

Austrians are Germans in every respect. During the fight and plebiscite for south Carinthia following WWI, the populace grouped up into either the German or the Slovene camp, there were no Austrians there back then.

Slovenia is the most beautiful country in the world. Even more so than Glorious Nippon. This is not up for debate.

they say "ja" instead of "da"

and they are basically slavic tirolers

hmm...

Bosnians say "Jašta"

Man, oh man, I think I'm onto something...

In fact, the offical way to say yes is "da".
Never heard it once when I was there, only head "ja".

Slovenebros

Actually, both da and ja are grammatically correct, but nobody uses da in speech.

>2016
>not knowing the diffrence between Hungary and Austira

Slovakians are just Hungarians in denial

They think they are so safe, when they have no friends anywhere. Czech people look down on them, because they are poor and they left Czechslovakia for no good reason. Hohols dislike them as well. Austrians wouldn't wipe their feet in them.
Polish people will side with Hungarians, as always.

If there is one truth about history, is that war - change, is always coming. Stillness isn't the way of this continent. When the opportunity presents itself, we will retake Felvidék and we'll exact a terrible revenge Slovaks. With no allies, what chance do they have?

Hello fellow Carpathians

t. Transylvanian

We will just wait for WW3 then when nobody is paying attention exterminate the cancer that is Southern Slovakia and build wall on Danube

>Slovensko
>Slovenija

you are LITERALLY trying to confuse us. if your country's name is Slovakia then why do you call it SLOVENsko?

really makes you think tbhfamsmh

Slovakia is English name.

Its called Slovensko because male Slovak was called Sloven back in the time.

>this is the Slovakian """capital"""


bahahahahahaha, more like glorified outhouse. In Budapest we have toilets that look better than this dump

Looks like shit, no wonder when hungarians built it

Everything in Slovakia was built by Hungarians

You're just common parasites, who were sucking on our blood

After Trianon you switched hosts and started leeching off the Czechs, but you got cocky and thought you were better than them, except you are not, they are rich, and you are poor, because you're still nothing more than a common leech

holy shit thats bad by even soviet standards

yeah Slovenia is much better
>comfy
>white
>skiing

Meanwhile Slovakia
>weak knees
>bad hair
>smells

I know right.
You Estonians spent just as long under commie rule, yet your capital looks like a magical kingdom

Yes, we used you as stepping stones, you did degrading but needed job so superior beings can ascend.

xoxo we will always remember you

ok slovenia

>Yes, we used you as stepping stones, you did degrading but needed job so superior beings can ascend.
Is that why you're drowning in the mud?

Memes aside, let's face it, Slovakia is a failure. Czech people carved out their own niche in Eastern Europe, beautiful towns, nice beers, pubs, liberal values, lots of porn and prostitution.

Almost 30 years had passed since you separated from Czechs. What does your country stands for? I can't think of anything.

good ole times

Why would you apply soviet standards on superior czechoslovakia?

one's white

Maybe it would help if some dum asshat slovakian did not title the flags in the opposite nationalities ... Euros are so smart, Slovenian flag has the three pointed mountain.

All you need to know.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z-cR47t7hoQ

i wouldnt have to if it was superior now would i

> What does your country stands for?

Only good part of former kingdom

Slovenian has some quirks

other Slavs say i for and
Slovenes say in

other Slavs say ja for I
Slovenes say jaz

other Slavs say mi for the two of us
Slovenes say midva

other Slavs say jedan for 1
Slovenes say ena

it's actually a pretty distinct Slavic language from the rest

oh, and of course other Slavs say što/co for what
Slovenes say kaj

>this is what the average hungarian believes
slota was right

Slovakia actually is leading Hungary for about one third of its GDP iirc.

We will surpass Czech Republic in 5 years also

Slovenia is the best country in the world.

Ne išči sreče drugod kot le doma, kuzu! When are you going to stop rambling and settle down here?

When I can earn a living from shitposting

Yes, they are now leeching off EU monies

Slovaks are very efficient, having centuries of practice afterall

this

gotta have the plus funds for our politics and their rich friends, after all

>Slovakians are just Hungarians in denial
I take Trianon still triggers you?

>I take Trianon still triggers you?

This.

I want a Trianon for Christmas.

t. leech of pannonian slavs and austria

...

Slovakia=Hungary
Slovenia=Serbia

Very simple

how is living under Zeman's rule?

both are even more irrelevant than Estonia

both are also wealthier than Estonia by a small margin

>

>president rules
>in parliamentary democracy
if your average Jano posesses this much political literacy, I begin to understand why you guys come to study/work here en masse

The one with the orthodox cross probably.

Sad thing is that you all believe reason why so many Slovaks go there is because your unis are so much better. THere is maybe one uni in Prague i forgot the name which is really good others are same as ones we have here

which one has the hottest men tho

nah, seriously interested.. I'm fully aware parliament has way more power than president (who is rather just a figurehead)

>why you guys come to study/work here en masse
are you aware that most students aim for a bunch of "big name" universities in Prague and Brno and that's all? that's like boosting 3-4 universities in Slovakia when those are the only ones that are only a little shit and not fully as the rest

>Sad thing is that you all believe reason why so many Slovaks go there is because your unis are so much better.
so my uni class is 50% Slovak because?

>THere is maybe one uni in Prague i forgot the name which is really good others are same as ones we have here
and yet most Slovaks prefer to study here, really makes me think

>are you aware that most students aim for a bunch of "big name" universities in Prague and Brno and that's all?
so you come here because Czech Rep. has "big name" universities unlike Slovakia?
don't get confused by my memes, I have nothing against Slovaks, it's just that I enjoy triggering some we wuz autists with delusion of grandeur here

Why are your names and flags so similar though?

Good thread.

Both Austrian and Hungarian Slovenska are kawaii little countries, with simple folk. Simple, a bit delusional folks.

that's rich coming from you

What do you mean?

Because we're both just "slavs", we're not named after any one tribe like serbs, croats, poles, etc. We
also both use the panslavic colors for our flag

>trigger
:D

>most Slovaks
>uni class is 50% Slovak
because they all hear about muni, cvut, karlovka and co. being some elite school in v4 after they read two blog posts, so they either
1) go there (since it's still close to the motherland) based on what they are interested in
2) too lazy fucks to move ~150km so they choose to stay here (uk, stu, euba)
3) go to shitty schools and end up as cashiers and similar positions with ing/mgr title

>so you come here because Czech Rep. has "big name" universities unlike Slovakia?
"big name" in few countries, not worldwide, don't make me fool you

thanks for the clarification
it's just that Janos in my class all said that unis here (especially the ones you mentioned) seem to be the first choice of Slovaks, hence my confusion

>"big name" in few countries, not worldwide, don't make me fool you
I'm aware of that, but many ruskies who study here (assloads of them to be precise) said that they wanted to study here because muh european uni and also mainly (and unsurprisingly) muh EU citizenship

Because its in foreign country but still kind of like being home, lot of young people want to go away, most Slovaks still study in Slovakia

Coincidence

Slovakia- part of Hungarian coat of arms that represented modern day Slovakia in pan slavic colours and without the crown. Funny thing is that of 3 mountains on the flag 1 still is in Hungary, not for long tho