ITT: Retarded shit you thought/believed as a youngfag

ITT: Retarded shit you thought/believed as a youngfag

I used to think that the back part of stop lights (the ones with yellow paint) tasted like mac and cheese. ._.

Race is only skin deep

I used to believe in chi and spirits and reincarnation.

i used to think that niggers are humans

God.

read that as 'pepe rally'

disappointed with thread

When I grew up that I'd turn into a girl

Do some LSD and DMT

That drugs would keep me in prison, or that school would keep me out of prison or prison would keep me away from a school.

That everyone I ever loved would never die

That cops were there to help me

That education = intelligence

I'd find a wife in my 20s, have a house in my thirties and we'd have kids and be a happy tv family with the whole "oh dad!" Catchphrase and I'd take the kids to museums and ball games and tuck them in and go camping

Now I'm 37 and work at game stop and Jack off into a plastic cup to Japanese cartoons living on pork and beans and in a basement studio apartment.

That I could fly like a DBZ character if I concentrated hard enough.

sorry user, I laughed.

chin up though, chin up

Because of TV and movies, I used to think people's faces change when they become an adult.

Same

I used to think Republicans were all evil and racist and that Democrats were the good guys.

I used to think OP wasn't a fag.

Easy one. I used to believe that god was real.

As a really youngfag I use to think that black and white movies were like that way because reality actually was that color scheme back then. Then the wizard of Oz came along and created color. Please tell me I'm not the only one.

That if I grunted enough I would be super saiyan 3

I used to Think.

Fuck u, I hope 100000000 fleas infest your croutch hair

Underrated post.

So you ceased to exist?

That's a tough one user, at some point you have to take chances with your life to move forward

used to think that "brain" and "mind" were 2 separate organs in the skull, separated by a bone that divided them

I used to think Bob was short for Bobert.

I am.

This. How fucking dumb I was.

None of you fags can top my retardation.

I used to go on my dad's computer as a really young kid. I'd look at his history to find porn. He would also look at shemale porn pictures and this just baffled the fuck out of me. I have played "husband and wife" with my cousin who was a girl and she had a vajoo but these women had dicks. I used my wonderful young form of rationalization to come to the conclusion that in every picture of a shemale is a man standing behind the woman with their dick poking out from the bottom of their crotch. The man is photoshopped so he isn't in the picture anymore.

This

Believed that my butt would fall off if I unscrewed my bellybutton. Terrified to touch it

Where are your rare pepes then, faggot?

I have an M.A., and I couldn't agree more.

I was the same

I used to think that pokemon were real. Man was I disappointed.

Locked away securely in a safe deposit box in Zurich.

2 things:
I thought, up until I was 11 years old, that all girls had dicks. I remember going to a swimming pool once when I was about 6 and being baffled at watching a girl sunbath with no dick, just 2 butts.
The other thing is that I thought black people were white but just painted themselves black for religious reasons. Wasn't until about 8 when I rubbed my black friend when I realised "maybe black people were born black"

That blacks were not villainous, murderous animals.

I thought milk grew on trees because where I lived, farmers would grow their trees/vines out of milk cartons to keep bugs away from them.

Probably "chins up"

ouch, user. We can't all be Alpha. I have three children, earn 109K before taxes, and I don't revere sex as I once did. I guess it's all subjective. Yearn for what you think you should have, regret you don't have it, then resent it when you do.

god (yes i can feel the edge)

>The other thing is that I thought black people were white but just painted themselves black for religious reasons. Wasn't until about 8 when I rubbed my black friend when I realised "maybe black people were born black"

Oh God, Jesus fucking christ I'm dead

I thought Whites with freckles were really Blacks with white patches.

I thought I was going to be successful and happy.

One night. I stood by a sewer grate near Memphis, TN, and I asked the TMNT to come out and be with me. Nevermind that they're in NYC. I thought that they were in TN. They didn't come out of the sewer and I nearly cried. I was 10.

whats the original video of this chick? i cant seem to find it

That I only had so much cum and I would eventually run out of it after shooting too many massive, alpha loads.

I find her hot, strangely. Too much sun, but I recognize her whiteness, and I want to spread my seed both in and on her.

>Be with me

You mean to lie with you sexually?

No, just hang out. Eat pizza, skateboard, or whatever.

My penis would fall out my foreskin if pulled back too far.

that's moot, you retard. he founded 9gag.

was this the bitch that said 1 and 3 women get raped? fuck leftists.

>Leftists

That's not what that word means you fucking faggot.

Fuck you for making me look at the ceiling of my hotel room while I'm drinking.

As a child, I thought the hazard lights button (pic related) set the car on fire. Fucking Nickelodeon News made me fear everything catching on fire like my house, my parent's car, etc. because they showed a burning building in their opening credits.

Not that other faggot, but fuck you all the same for being a fucking queer. Fuck off.

if i remember the video correctly they were anti trump, hillary/bernie supporters. Left wingers. Only leftist liberal faggots pull the "DID YOU KNOW 1 AND 3 WOMEN GET RAPED?" random "facts" out of their ass.

>HURRRRR ur uh queer!

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When I was about 4, I thought that I'd never be able to be an actor, because all actors on the movie screen were ridiculously tall. Even the kids were 10 feet tall. I thought that Hollywood was a land of giants.

I thought wealth would trickle down if we gave rich people tax cuts

No faggot. There is a difference between "left wingers" and SJWs. And "leftist" isn't actually a word faggot.

I used to think drinking water while you urinated would immediatley be peed out.

go to bed Tom, you're drunk.

im not talking definitions asshole. Fucking every SJW is on the left side. It's pretty obvious.

SJW's, leftists, liberals, whatever. They all suck and it's why Trump is having success. People see this retarded behavior and want to stop it.

Flyover redneck detected. Actually they want to stop Trump Humpers like you.

Kek

Is this picture from a video or something?

I thought there were only a handful of negroids. I genuinely guessed around 300 in the entire world. I asked my black 1st grade teacher how many black people were in the world. She ignored me.

Sup Forums is a good board

Christ died for my sins

I'm a republican

Until I was about three years old I thought the entirety of the Earth's landmass was contained within the United States. It blew my mind when I found out the contrary while watching the Superman movie from 1978