The Misadventures of Carl The Cuck on Tinder V2
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The Misadventures of Carl The Cuck on Tinder V2
Old thread is reaching 300.
The madness continues
Gump
The absolute madman
the autism continues
is that ur legit name on tinder...
OP, you're a fucking retarded inbred cringy autist, but you're funny as hell and keeping me from killing myself - keep it up!
i'm not OP, just made the thread for him
figured the name was suitable lol
Get hype
OP op op op op
My name is not Carl... And I'm not a cuck...
Op show us your face
fucking genious
You're right, it should be the Tinder Madman thread
OP has a point, He'd actually need to able to get girls to be cucked...
dubs demands
sorry chad, didn't mean to offend
can i suck your dick as an apology?
keeping up with the kekdashians
Maybe this will work on her. I can take a pity fuck tbh.
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Goes from beating around the bush to
This is true hopelessness
100
"i'm not considered short, am I?"
Might as well just kill yourself now OP
OP here, I made a OKcupid 2 days ago.
Are OKcupid girls loose?
see how low you can fuck her for
bunch of cunts, in my experience. most act like theyre too good.
As a goose m8
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Loose, fat, and single mom
same with pof girls
i've figured it out lads, Carl is an alphamale whos probably a near 10/10 with lats, quads and biceps the likes of which we've never seen before. He's trolling us lads, and you've take the bait, you've been hooked for not 1 but 2 threads. Nice work guys. This is why he is only match OK/ugly/old girls because hes saving the rest of them for when hes not on Sup Forums. Isn't this true, carl?
Just go get a blowjob from a faggot in the video booths at a porno store like a normal person!
But only the douches get girls fuck me
Don't care. I'm still getting a laugh.
I dont know if to feel sad , pitty, anger , cringe... i have all these mixed right now. Op your a faggot
tell her that you're self conscious about your dick and if she can look and rate it
No shit sherlock
But the responses are kek'd worthy anyways
Everyone here knows this is bait, is just too cringy that this shit is actually funny
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So if I can make you squeal, will you be my girlfriend?
it just hurts
Offer her money for sex op, always works on niggers
OP what happened to this girl? You complemented her physique that's flirting 101. You have pretty much charmed her and are halfway into the pum
+1 pls op
I love amazons FUCKING KEK
She unmatched me
probly was offended by the "amazons" label
Since you asked my height, what's your weight? Equality
That's OK I'm sure she was a hulking whore anyways. Keep trying m8 we are here for you
this whole thread is incredible.
does anyone have any from previous threads saved to see?
i'm late to the party.
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She's fat anyway stop trying
This is why you can't get any. You have no fucking spine man, that's the biggest turn off.
WINNAAAAARRRRRRRR
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Dude just dont be a fucking beger fucking take that puss. Be fucking agressive
Are you even paying attention, faggot?
Me too fam :(
kek this whole thread
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for the winsssssssssssssssssssssssssss
THIS
OP POST THIS
Kek
Roll
Hey guys,
OP may be trolling, but I'm gonna share my thoughts for whoever is interested.
Everyone is different & I don't really understand the tinder world, but I suggest trying to act casual. Saying things like "pls respond" can send out a red flag of desperation & clingyness.
If they ask what you want, say you're open to anything but you wouldn't mind it turning into a relationship if you guys really click. ( but pleas don't lie if you really aren't)
Try not to apologize unless you're actually being an asshole.
It's okay to admit being shy, but maybe don't reveal that girls never talk to you, cause that's another red flag.
Sadly girlfriend. You'll never get in my Pants. I'm not like these other guys who just let random girls get some dick.
5"8 what?
WINAR
one of my favs from last thread
this op this
This thread is gold
Seriously. Just being civil and talking about anything goes miles compared to asking for sex.
The luck I've had on tinder never came from asking for it
Also depends what you're looking for. Some girls like aggressive & confident guys, some like sweet & shy guys
yes op click here
I hope we got the last thread screenshotted
They are comparing dick sizes
winnnnnnaaaaaaaa
Can't wait to see all these screenshots reposted in cringe threads for the next year.
Okay, this time for sure, everyone
Oh poor op. I pray for you.
I'm finally here for something good. Even if it is just bait it's fuckin top shelf
Poor girl has no idea what she's gotten herself into
HOW DOES HE GET SO MANY MATCHES IF HE IS SO FUCKING BETA ?!?!?!?!?
My dog is named Cheyenne :)
more pics of her plz
winnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Stop putting fucking faces you fuck
Why is everyone calling this bait? This is just some dude fucking with girls on tinder
Say pls respond if she takes too long. You have to assert your dominance and let her know you are not playing games
He's probably a decent looking guy but he's a fucking idiot.
This is a good thread.
Thanks for the keks, OP, you pitiful bastard.
i believe in you carl the cuck
That's a good ass question user...
he is the most beautiful man ever, that's my theory.
This was reposted. Thank fucking god b8.
I'm saying I don't know if it is or if it isn't. Regardless it's some quality cringe stuffs
>but he's a fucking idiot