The Misadventures of Carl The Cuck on Tinder V2

The Misadventures of Carl The Cuck on Tinder V2

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The madness continues

Gump

The absolute madman

the autism continues

is that ur legit name on tinder...

OP, you're a fucking retarded inbred cringy autist, but you're funny as hell and keeping me from killing myself - keep it up!

i'm not OP, just made the thread for him

figured the name was suitable lol

Get hype

OP op op op op

My name is not Carl... And I'm not a cuck...

Op show us your face

fucking genious

You're right, it should be the Tinder Madman thread

OP has a point, He'd actually need to able to get girls to be cucked...

dubs demands

sorry chad, didn't mean to offend

can i suck your dick as an apology?

keeping up with the kekdashians

Maybe this will work on her. I can take a pity fuck tbh.

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Goes from beating around the bush to

This is true hopelessness

100

"i'm not considered short, am I?"

Might as well just kill yourself now OP

OP here, I made a OKcupid 2 days ago.
Are OKcupid girls loose?

see how low you can fuck her for

bunch of cunts, in my experience. most act like theyre too good.

As a goose m8

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Loose, fat, and single mom

same with pof girls

i've figured it out lads, Carl is an alphamale whos probably a near 10/10 with lats, quads and biceps the likes of which we've never seen before. He's trolling us lads, and you've take the bait, you've been hooked for not 1 but 2 threads. Nice work guys. This is why he is only match OK/ugly/old girls because hes saving the rest of them for when hes not on Sup Forums. Isn't this true, carl?

Just go get a blowjob from a faggot in the video booths at a porno store like a normal person!

But only the douches get girls fuck me

Don't care. I'm still getting a laugh.

I dont know if to feel sad , pitty, anger , cringe... i have all these mixed right now. Op your a faggot

tell her that you're self conscious about your dick and if she can look and rate it

No shit sherlock
But the responses are kek'd worthy anyways

Everyone here knows this is bait, is just too cringy that this shit is actually funny

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So if I can make you squeal, will you be my girlfriend?

it just hurts

Offer her money for sex op, always works on niggers

OP what happened to this girl? You complemented her physique that's flirting 101. You have pretty much charmed her and are halfway into the pum

+1 pls op

I love amazons FUCKING KEK

She unmatched me

probly was offended by the "amazons" label

Since you asked my height, what's your weight? Equality

That's OK I'm sure she was a hulking whore anyways. Keep trying m8 we are here for you

this whole thread is incredible.
does anyone have any from previous threads saved to see?
i'm late to the party.

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She's fat anyway stop trying

This is why you can't get any. You have no fucking spine man, that's the biggest turn off.

WINNAAAAARRRRRRRR

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Dude just dont be a fucking beger fucking take that puss. Be fucking agressive

Are you even paying attention, faggot?

Me too fam :(

kek this whole thread

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for the winsssssssssssssssssssssssssss

THIS

OP POST THIS

Kek

Roll

Hey guys,
OP may be trolling, but I'm gonna share my thoughts for whoever is interested.
Everyone is different & I don't really understand the tinder world, but I suggest trying to act casual. Saying things like "pls respond" can send out a red flag of desperation & clingyness.
If they ask what you want, say you're open to anything but you wouldn't mind it turning into a relationship if you guys really click. ( but pleas don't lie if you really aren't)
Try not to apologize unless you're actually being an asshole.
It's okay to admit being shy, but maybe don't reveal that girls never talk to you, cause that's another red flag.

Sadly girlfriend. You'll never get in my Pants. I'm not like these other guys who just let random girls get some dick.

5"8 what?

WINAR

one of my favs from last thread

this op this

This thread is gold

Seriously. Just being civil and talking about anything goes miles compared to asking for sex.
The luck I've had on tinder never came from asking for it

Also depends what you're looking for. Some girls like aggressive & confident guys, some like sweet & shy guys

yes op click here

I hope we got the last thread screenshotted

They are comparing dick sizes

winnnnnnaaaaaaaa

Can't wait to see all these screenshots reposted in cringe threads for the next year.

Okay, this time for sure, everyone

Oh poor op. I pray for you.

I'm finally here for something good. Even if it is just bait it's fuckin top shelf

Poor girl has no idea what she's gotten herself into

HOW DOES HE GET SO MANY MATCHES IF HE IS SO FUCKING BETA ?!?!?!?!?

My dog is named Cheyenne :)

more pics of her plz

winnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Stop putting fucking faces you fuck

Why is everyone calling this bait? This is just some dude fucking with girls on tinder

Say pls respond if she takes too long. You have to assert your dominance and let her know you are not playing games

He's probably a decent looking guy but he's a fucking idiot.

This is a good thread.

Thanks for the keks, OP, you pitiful bastard.

i believe in you carl the cuck

That's a good ass question user...

he is the most beautiful man ever, that's my theory.

This was reposted. Thank fucking god b8.

I'm saying I don't know if it is or if it isn't. Regardless it's some quality cringe stuffs

>but he's a fucking idiot