Hey, anyone on Sup Forums ever fuck a celeb, or see one naked (in real life)???

hey, anyone on Sup Forums ever fuck a celeb, or see one naked (in real life)???

don't leave out any details!!

I've seen Steve-O's frank and beans.

bumping with Demi

how'd that happen?

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You ever seen jackass?

Yeah because anybody lurking on Sup Forums is out fucking celebs every night.

I was on set during the making of xmen, when Rebecca Romijn was getting painted (Mystique), I once saw her basically naked, though I didn't get a good view, as the dressing room was only cracked open

there have been some pretty damn believable stories

how much did you see??

tbh, I saw less than you can see by googling her name. I saw the very bottom of her breast, and her wearing a weird underwear thing (it looked like skin, but clearly wasn't

>Out with friends
>Meet Steve-O in front of bar
>Asks if we want to see him do a double back
Doulefuckinbackflip.exe?!
>Puts hands down his pants
>Turns around and drops them
>Family jewels tucked behind his thighs
>Does his dumb laugh and walks off
MFW

was the experience anything like this?

But I didn't stay for a look, I'd gotten fired if I was caught looking in her room.

that sucks. any other instances like that working in the industry or similar stories from friends? any cool x-men stories (not related but I'm interested)

LoL, I wasn't on the new xmen movie. But no, I saw FAR less than that. It was only for a second tbh.

My best friend had beer with chris pratt, apparently he's not as much as a dick as you might expect. (lots of actors are just rude af)

Umm, xmen was cool, but really it was 90% greenscreen. So it's funny watching these guys fight 'epic' scenes, when they are just shadow boxing, and dancing around like idiots. Some of the stuff is real, because it helps the actor's stay in char, but for the most part: Green Screen weirdness

the lucky bastards who got to put this on her

more jlaw nudies

to keep things going, why not

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anybody got any second hand stories

Moar

The amount of times ive stroked it looking at her pictures... Its a fucking shame the hackers are hoarding the rest

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how much more do you need man?

Lady on the left knows

Im pretty sure i have most of whats been released. But unreleased ones were teased during the original flood. I wish so bad they'd get exposed

like what? a lot that was promised came out bud

which teasers you talkin bout?

is that demi 4 real?

Idk, whatevers left that hasnt been released yet that people are generous enough to share. I heard that the video was a comfirmed fake

Chris Pratt seems like the one guy who wouldn't be a dick.

yessir. pics been out for ages. few other censoreds got released, but OP never delivered.

Lmao he has a sex scene with jlaw coming up. Because her nudes had been exposed she made less money off it and blamed "inequality in the workplace"

Saw an accidental nip slip from sarah silverman at my cousins wedding. Was alright.

but seriously fam, anybody got a story??

why was she there?

kek. I hate these actresses who get paid millions to sleepwalk through films and then claim that women don't get paid enough. So fucking retarded.

Wait... Do you have anything based OP?

I know a few people (men and women) who have banged or dated celebrities (men and women).

Not even remotely exciting from my perspective, considering I only met one of them, and that was by happenstance in a bar (using the "hey, I know xxx").

no. what i was trying to say is that she has so many pics out, how much more do you need?

name some names?

All of them... I would pay literal money, im desperate. She is my top celeb crush

I remember a story like 2 years ago when this thread was posted.
Dude met Lindsay Lohan in a club. Did blow with her and fucked her. (This is mid/posy coke Lindsay)
Said the tittle were sloppy and the sex wasn't good. Said a bunch of dudes hit that, basically if you meet her at the club and have blow you're good

lol ill look for them and see if i can share with b

jesus man, get a hobby, talk to a girl or something

As a matter of fact, I've fucked Eve Laurence (a porn star from a few years back if y'all remember).

She is just as filthy as she is in her videos. Anal, ass to mouth, titty fucking, throat fucking. She does it all even without being paid.

not surprised at all lol

Fucked Melissa Mccarthy in a truck stop restroom

i think you missread the question new friend. Celebrities not aids infested cum dumpsters

My cousin writes for bobs burgers. her dad did space ghost, aqua teen and Metalocalypse. It was a celebrity wedding. Doug benson bought me a $60 shot of bourbon.

...and you're proud of this?

I saw Amaia Montero's bare tits (spanish singer) about 10 years ago.

Not much to say, she saw me, i ran.

I've fucked a girl that's now a not so famous porn star. Not famous by any means but it's funny to see her doing porn. She's only 20 now.

dang! he as cool as he seems?

and you believe this? faggot

how'd it happen?

Also, silverman offered to buy (jokingly?) my other cousins son for 100k. He was maybe 7 months old. Ma said no, dad said "we can make another."

I got the joke but I was just playing along.

Her dad?

Once hung out with justin bieber for a weekend. I'm a dude. Anyways due to his calvin klein sponsorship he only wears them. One night a bunch of us were chilling out in the pool. He didn't have swim trunks so went in in his boxers. White Calvin's go see through FYI.

lol sorry I didn't fuck a more traditional/interesting famous person for you

Not fucked, but i blew Erez Eisen after a concert.

Im a girl btw

bruh, doug benson

ITT: Liars

I'd keep that one to yourself bud.

don't know who that is, but it couldnt have been a pleasant experience, sweaty dick n all

i bummed a cig to scarlett johannsson once

My ex is a well known attention whore, does that counts as celebrity?

tiny dick? also, he a douche irl

>surprised about titfuck and throatfuck

Yes. Met Emma Watson briefly. She was a totally superficial, shallow, self-entitled dumb cunt.

Also, she's super tiny. Literally the body of a 12 year old boy. Fucking sucks at acting. Never seen her give an honest smile.

Suprisingly he is pretty big, wouldnt say "huge" but above average definitively.

I fucked Melinda Stolp from the Real World. It was back in like 2005 or 2006.

Not really a celebrity though.

Oh, yeah hes cool. Goes far beyond stoner douche he portrays well. We talked a lot about how difficult it is to form a persona the public loves then evolve beyond that. He's a fairly intelligent, philosophical guy. Funny as hell (never liked him in movies) but relatable.

hung out with tons of celebs other than her too, used to work in talent management at a major media entity.

I heard the kid has a stellar rig to be honest.

I fuck Jennifer Lawrence now and then.

Or that's how the whore i hire says to be called.

neat! whose the coolest one you've met?

After that wedding ive realized most celebs are just normal people. They'd rather talk about shit than sign some piece of trash

Nah he's actually really cool. Just a young kids who likes to joke around. He just has a lot me cash behind him. Also no homo but for his height i doubt girls would complain

Your mom, by far.

I live in the DC area, and around here, most celebrities are sports stars. They just tear through their teams' cities. I know no less than three women who have fucked Alex Ovechkin, one who fucked John Wall, and one who blew Desean Jackson.

Lesbian friend of mine from supposedly had a thing with Ellen Page, but I still call bullshit on it as I never saw proof (she said she couldn't have pictures because she wasn't "out" in the media yet or some shit).

As for men, a friend of mine supposedly had a one-night stand with Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler's Mom). I thought he was full of shit, but a news story came out and after American Pie she cougared hard, so it's possible.

Another friend claimed to have fucked Miley Cyrus in LA. I'm inclined to believe him considering she's apparently known for having guys brought to VIP rooms. Gross, though.

I also have heard rumors about politicians, but no one I know has.

how did you know my mom is Bradley Cooper? HOW??

sounds cliche but tom hanks was the shit. it was one of the years the kings were in the stanley cup so we kind of just geeked out about hockey for 2-3 min before he went on. althogh smokin a cig with scarjo was dope

Yes

you wouldn't believe me. Sup Forums, but i was a bartender for some time in the early '00 at a really swanky, hip joint in hollywood.
over the 10+ years doing it, i became somewhat of an expert at hitting on ladies. i'll say this:
JLH was amazing. like, mind-bendingly amazing.
eliza dushku was a dead fish. like that seinfield episode where he makes love to the chick with her eyes off to the side and makes no noises.

ever get any details about any of the girls. I'm willing to bet money Ellen Page rocks a huge bush lol

details on jlh please. Was she vagazzled at the time?

Oh, also, pre-Kate Upton Justin Verlander tried to hit on my GF when she and I were at a bar. She had no idea who he was and sort of just cozied up to me so he'd get the idea.

Later in the night he bought me a beer and said sorry. Pretty cool guy considering his alpha status.

1/5

2/5 jlaws ass in thong x-men

3/5 x-men Jlaw

I'd let Verlander fuck my girlfriend i think. No cuck shit or anything strictly for the purpose of being eskimo brothers with him.

4/5 how many thing mystique pics did the spy Photgrpaher take? And are these all of them?

>you wouldn't believe me. Sup Forums

Yeah, we won't

was so happy when this happened. too bad it didn't go further

Not an open bar? wow... celeb