THE MISADVENTURES OF CHAD JOHNSON ON TINDER V4 - OKCUPID EDITION

THE MISADVENTURES OF CHAD JOHNSON ON TINDER V4 - OKCUPID EDITION

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first

Inb4

OP THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT

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I'm drunk on a wednesday night, eating pizza goldfish and following this stupid thread, and I'm so fucking happy

kys

hi

Die

Not OP, but here's his latest catch

context

OP?????

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What is this, youtube 2007? Kys

Show me how to first then I'll try

Let's do it, lets get some wins anons

dubs

Full house checked

Isn't it?

Me too thanks

Trying waay too hard jesus

Waste of dubs

cringe thread now

Hurrrrr Dee derrrr trips and nips

OP has been hilariously scoring and purposing fucking up with girls on tinder for 4 full threads

Stfu newfag

HERE WE GO GUYS

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Waste of trips

love you Sup Forumsro, nice trips

shit you pulled

if you were here from the first thread, you'd understand this is wayyyy below how hard he was originally trying

So like I said.

Decent Selfie. Don't try hard.
Picture of you and your dog or someone's dog.
Picture of you and friends.
Picture of you driving or just doing something with your vehicle in the pic. (Chicks dig a dude with a vehicle)

And a short bio.
You can literally say "I may not be much of a social drinker but I do crack like a motherfucker"

Swipe right on ALL of them. Tinder doesn't have a criteria for you to be picky. Weed out what you do and don't like after the ones who swiped right on you show up.


Alpha checking out.

>it will only take 5 minutes

lol

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IMMA GO FOR QUINTS

Nice copypasta

Is op the hottest man on earth?

OP is Ryan Gosling, how the fuck

dayum, OP I'm raelly curious about how you look like, you must be some kind of god. (no homo?)

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I'm not OP, just making copy paste threads for him when the old one hits 300

how is that trying too hard?

First trips in last 4 threads

HERE WE GO AGAIN

> it'll only take five minutes

Trips almost immediately. OP better get laid. This old bitch and Arielle are cute

she looks average as fuck, but i'm surprised you didn't scare her off yet

Show us how you look like op im soooooo curious

i was saying its NOT trying too hard

previously he was just straight up asking for sex, at least now he's trying to woo them a little

> it'll only take five minutes
lmao

THIS TIME FOR SURE

This

more proof that you can spill as much spaghetti as you want as long as you're /fit/

Woo boost wub wub wub

oh you were talking about OP

my bd.

wtf what a slut : " D

behold my trips you fucking cucks

Fucking kek

Oh did you niggers ask for more trips?

Post pics of her

>Sounds like sexy fun
Top kek

OP CMON MAKE IT HAPPEN.

"A quickly wouldn't hurt but we don't need to get carried away too soon."

Better share that vagisil

what did you write in your bio then?

So like / said...

Be a nice guy. Be genuine. All you have to do is be yourself, and girls will like you. If she doesn't like you, she's a slut with STD's anyways. Don't be an asshole like this guy, because girls ultimately choose the nice guys like US in the end. That's right, just be a gentleman. That's all it takes.

PROUD Beta Male checking out.

did someone say trips? :~

Pics

wubadubDUBS

Not even dubs, what a nigger

>tfw I constantly get this on tinder

Yeah but someone already brought then. You on the other hand just gave the thread aids

just when i thought she was nice and decent

Nobody said that faggot

Been following since thread one. Ultra beta into Alpha af. Way to go, OP

Shoulda replied with youre the one needing to sleep..you sounds like disfunctional cuck do you even know how to chat chicks up?

"Where's my girl?"

Literally that's all I put.

post pic

wait what

explain this

Nice decent women want to get FUCKED too you fag

roll

His dad's more fuckable than him and you bruh

tell her "yeah but he died last week from cancer/aids" and maybe you'll get a sympathy fuck

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wtf is there to explain? His dad is hot

You need to learn to respect women. You're not a man, you're just a jerk!

If she asks, you got fired for fucking your boss

Kek

>I got fired but that's not important now
my sides, OP!

wants that money

Ah the gold digger comes out!

i guess tinder girls have daddy issues and want older men

See. This is exactly the reason why betas try to blame Tinder. LOL.
They never learn the Tinder formula and fail miserably.

I'm nice to girls but I'm not a bitch about it.

ALPHA checking out.

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OP you are a fast learner.
I-i think I'm f-falling for you senp-pai :3

tell her you got caught fucking the bosses wife in the bathroom

no salvaging now but keks were had

OP is my hero. True legend

>I got fired but that's not important now

Shit OP is genius

>Implying he wasn't alpha this whole time.

>sexy fun