THE MISADVENTURES OF CHAD JOHNSON ON TINDER V4 - OKCUPID EDITION
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THE MISADVENTURES OF CHAD JOHNSON ON TINDER V4 - OKCUPID EDITION
Old thread () is over 300.
First
first
Inb4
OP THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT
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I'm drunk on a wednesday night, eating pizza goldfish and following this stupid thread, and I'm so fucking happy
kys
hi
Die
Not OP, but here's his latest catch
context
OP?????
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What is this, youtube 2007? Kys
Show me how to first then I'll try
Let's do it, lets get some wins anons
dubs
Full house checked
Isn't it?
Me too thanks
Trying waay too hard jesus
Waste of dubs
cringe thread now
Hurrrrr Dee derrrr trips and nips
OP has been hilariously scoring and purposing fucking up with girls on tinder for 4 full threads
Stfu newfag
HERE WE GO GUYS
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Waste of trips
love you Sup Forumsro, nice trips
shit you pulled
if you were here from the first thread, you'd understand this is wayyyy below how hard he was originally trying
So like I said.
Decent Selfie. Don't try hard.
Picture of you and your dog or someone's dog.
Picture of you and friends.
Picture of you driving or just doing something with your vehicle in the pic. (Chicks dig a dude with a vehicle)
And a short bio.
You can literally say "I may not be much of a social drinker but I do crack like a motherfucker"
Swipe right on ALL of them. Tinder doesn't have a criteria for you to be picky. Weed out what you do and don't like after the ones who swiped right on you show up.
Alpha checking out.
>it will only take 5 minutes
lol
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IMMA GO FOR QUINTS
Nice copypasta
Is op the hottest man on earth?
OP is Ryan Gosling, how the fuck
dayum, OP I'm raelly curious about how you look like, you must be some kind of god. (no homo?)
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I'm not OP, just making copy paste threads for him when the old one hits 300
how is that trying too hard?
First trips in last 4 threads
HERE WE GO AGAIN
> it'll only take five minutes
Trips almost immediately. OP better get laid. This old bitch and Arielle are cute
she looks average as fuck, but i'm surprised you didn't scare her off yet
Show us how you look like op im soooooo curious
i was saying its NOT trying too hard
previously he was just straight up asking for sex, at least now he's trying to woo them a little
> it'll only take five minutes
lmao
THIS TIME FOR SURE
This
more proof that you can spill as much spaghetti as you want as long as you're /fit/
Woo boost wub wub wub
oh you were talking about OP
my bd.
wtf what a slut : " D
behold my trips you fucking cucks
Fucking kek
Oh did you niggers ask for more trips?
Post pics of her
>Sounds like sexy fun
Top kek
OP CMON MAKE IT HAPPEN.
"A quickly wouldn't hurt but we don't need to get carried away too soon."
Better share that vagisil
what did you write in your bio then?
So like / said...
Be a nice guy. Be genuine. All you have to do is be yourself, and girls will like you. If she doesn't like you, she's a slut with STD's anyways. Don't be an asshole like this guy, because girls ultimately choose the nice guys like US in the end. That's right, just be a gentleman. That's all it takes.
PROUD Beta Male checking out.
did someone say trips? :~
Pics
wubadubDUBS
Not even dubs, what a nigger
>tfw I constantly get this on tinder
Yeah but someone already brought then. You on the other hand just gave the thread aids
just when i thought she was nice and decent
Nobody said that faggot
Been following since thread one. Ultra beta into Alpha af. Way to go, OP
Shoulda replied with youre the one needing to sleep..you sounds like disfunctional cuck do you even know how to chat chicks up?
"Where's my girl?"
Literally that's all I put.
post pic
wait what
explain this
Nice decent women want to get FUCKED too you fag
roll
His dad's more fuckable than him and you bruh
tell her "yeah but he died last week from cancer/aids" and maybe you'll get a sympathy fuck
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wtf is there to explain? His dad is hot
You need to learn to respect women. You're not a man, you're just a jerk!
If she asks, you got fired for fucking your boss
Kek
>I got fired but that's not important now
my sides, OP!
wants that money
Ah the gold digger comes out!
i guess tinder girls have daddy issues and want older men
See. This is exactly the reason why betas try to blame Tinder. LOL.
They never learn the Tinder formula and fail miserably.
I'm nice to girls but I'm not a bitch about it.
ALPHA checking out.
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OP you are a fast learner.
I-i think I'm f-falling for you senp-pai :3
tell her you got caught fucking the bosses wife in the bathroom
no salvaging now but keks were had
OP is my hero. True legend
>I got fired but that's not important now
Shit OP is genius
>Implying he wasn't alpha this whole time.
>sexy fun