Conspiracy Thread

Conspiracy Thread
Name conspiracies you actually believe in.

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Jews caused world war two

Why would they do that.

Cuz the niggers want all dat moneh

Rockefellers are reptiles

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No they're not. They're jews.

Illuminati Bump

Fucking girls that have feminine penises is not gay

Boi pussy is the only true pussy.

Muslim world domination

To create Israel

What's the purpose of creating israel.

Traps will be hot in 3027

Steal palestinian territory that the kikes think is the holly land.

HAARP, Chem Trails, Cloud Seeding and Weaponized Weather. Earthquakes being caused with he same technology that can search for natural gas and oil.

Larry McDonald's death was a cover-up by the trilateral commission. Either they purposefully killed him or wanted America to believe that he was dead

So it's just to spite us.

They already are

They want full control, and they are succeeding

Hitler successfully escaped Berlin and made it to South America where he died of natural causes a decade or so later.

Lots of recently unclassified FBI files showing that we were actively following leads and hunting him down up until the early 1960's

It was his body double that was killed and captured by the soviets and burned

That Dan Schneider has ruined all Nick princesses.

Also that Hollywood is full of boipussi loving faggots. According to Corey Feldman.

Her face says it all

my nigger. deep underground military bases are everywhere and are stuffed with ayylmaos of all sorts

pic related

prince faked his death and is now living as a senior at fort collins high school

This is the only one I believe.

reptilians would be PREFERABLE to jews

the gov sprays toxic chems over us to dumb us down/ lower our life expectancy/ experiment etc. chem trails theyre know as and theyre REAL. even in seattle i can see this shit its obviious as fuck. like youll see the point they started to release and then stop so it couldnt be con trials

not a conspiracy but
I believe lots of the cancer/repetitive threads on Sup Forums are made by Sup Forums approved bots.

oh most definitely dude. its actually proven that israel fucking pays literal trolls to go out on the internet and do their bidding

I believe that 9/11 was part of a trashy mind controlled sex ritual...

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The fats faked the moon landing

The jews killed jesus

A friend of mine really believes that madeleine mccann was raped and killed in some sort of pedophile ritual.

Satan is real and has existed on earth since man was created and himself has caused 1/3 of the Angels to become demons or "aliens" that have "abducted" or raped people over our existance in order to create a hybrid snake/human race to infiltrate all organizations and control all facets of our reality while trying to drag as many people as he can to hell with him via porn, comedy, music, media, finances, modern day to day living

SJWs are really just right-wing trolls making a ginormous strawman of liberals.

yo I was skeptical at first but doing some more research I found 600+ pages of declassified files on the FBI site

i dont know about Sup Forums but on Sup Forums and Sup Forums most of non general thread are made by bots. Its quite easy to verify when its posted.

I believe the Government is hiding something. I also I believe this call youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0 was 100% real.

That's a historical fact. Not really a conspiracy.

he said conspiracies not obvious things

test

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

actually romans did it because jewish conspiracy. So its like fucking inception

It can weaken them thought.

Elvis Presley is still alive; He is 81 years old and is living in a nursing home.

I heard this crazy unbelievable crazy theory, Op is a faggot

Hitler was doing the right thing

Jew detected

not a theory

proven fact

MJ is still alive

Hillary are Trump are conspiring for presidency, each embodying stereotypical representations of their respective parties, in an effort to silence all other candidates.

i actually believe flouride in water was put there to make masses of people obedient workers.

This actually sounds believable

That Elvis Presley is still alive and is blending in among all the Elvis impersonators.

Good thing the burgersdidn't die with him

The earth is flat and most likey under a dome. There are no aliens. Government is controlled by an evil force.

The Jews murdered John F. Kennedy, Doug MacArthur, George Burns, and Sacajawea.

They were responsible for 9/11, Pearl Harbor, The Alamo, and I think they sank the Titanic.

Don't forget Patton faggot.

John F. Kennedy was shit. So that's fine.

Maybe believable in yesteryear, but not so much anymore. He would be 80 years old

>the jews killed a 100 year old man

No. The Miami PD killed him.

That homosexuality, fluid gender, and transgender are all mental disorders, but the chemicals we intake from food and other shit along with the media influence makes us think otherwise.

That Hillary had a private server so she could solicit bribes while at the State Department. Obama has ordered the DOJ not to press charges. Mainstream media is still covering up for her.

Oh wait, you want ridiculous things, not things actually happening right now.

It was actually a jews nose, not an iceberg.

James Holmes was set up

I remember when there actually were intelligent people on 4chin. The whole Jewish-palestinian conflict is fucking the jews over, big time. They can't progress because of the military spending. Young Jews are taking a page from the Turkish book and emigrating to (sic!) fucking Germany. Jews can't even control their own people, they aren't succeeding in shit.

***look at these pics****
Ever heard of Jade Helm-15 theory?
Look it up you ignorant fucks.

I was skateboarding at almost midnight around my city and I found this giant fucker behind a Costco and walmart.

>TFW this city is a almost as South to the Cali-Mexican border as can be
>Closest military base is 20 miles north. No reason why military fuel should exist anywhere below.

Keep in mind that is is common to see Border Patrol, DEA, State Troopers/Marshall's.

Not I'm my 2 decades of living in this city have I ever seen anything remotely military from my city and anywhere south. All military presence is north.

What, are they delivering military fuel to the fucking Costco forklifts? I don't fucking think so

These things should not be here. It's sketchy as fuck.

9/11 wasn't done by the Government but they let it happen.

George W Bush went to a Sarasota Florida(Where the fuck is that) elementary school on the day of. Like the most powerful person in the world goes to this fucking small ass city, probably because he knew some shit could happen in DC.

Pt.2 Jade Helm

The military is selling shit to cops cheap, also, that may be a water tank, I'm not sure

John Titor was telling the truth.

Cuz cops are dying of thirst? Radiators over heating? Charity en-route to quench thirsty illegals who jumped the border?

Idk man, doesn't seem right

That's why nothing he predicted actually happened.

It is a water tank. Probably purchased by a construction company.

Sure kike.

Of course nothing he predicted happened, he traveled back in time to warn us and we listened.

I believe that the outcome of most professional sports are worked out ahead of time in some form or another,.

You joke, but that's EXACTLY why. He changed this world line, and now his isn't canon anymore.
Oh, but notice.
>Hillary running for president
>civil unrest (feminism movement, social justice retards)
>the fucking Iraq War
>The 2008 olympics (nearly) cancelled
>Hidden functions of the IBM 5100, which was unknown to the public before he even announced it,
>Columbia space shuttle disaster in 2003

Same Jade Helm guy here.

I also witnessed some more strange things.

I was omw to where I live San Diego,CA area and I was on a freeway over pass. Below me off the free way I saw dozens of humvee type vehicles and bf3 type ifv/lav's In some sort of storage lot.

The humvees had large .50 caliber type guns on them. All of them had these guns.

What's wrong with that you may ask? After all, San Diego is a military city.

1. San Diego houses a Navy base. No army or marines present whatsoever .

2. What if it is simple storage of armored vehicles?
Who the Fuck leaves guns mounted on vehicles that are being stored? Doesn't it make sense to unmount gun from vehicles to store them from getting wheather damage?

Also, the navy base was still at least 20 mins south of that location. That location was all houses and business, no military around.

For correct me if I'm being overly paranoid

If that was the case Time machines would exist since the developement of the IBM 5100 finished. And if that was the case IBM would control the whole world by now which they clearly do not as the EU is still a soverign entity acting over the US of which both are soverign entities acting over IBM.

>Costco
Command Oversight for Strategic and Tactical Civilian Obedience

I beleive it bro. I live near a navy base and there are sonic booms and tremors all day long on cloudy days because I believe the military strategically uses cloud cover to move and relocate aircraft without people seeing

Aspartame doesn't cause cancer, but it does cause headaches by confusing your blood sugar level. It's a conspiracy pushed by pharmaceutical industry to make bank selling painkillers.

The Despair Code

Sandy Hook never happened

Lmao, you're assuming that they would go public with it. They're working on their own time machine in secret, and I think SERN is the main people working on perfecting it. Proof? LARGE HADRON COLLIDER. IBM only assisted them with the computer and it's hidden functions, and CERN wouldn't have went public with it until they completely perfected it. I feel like the thing that'll set off the dystopia, if that's even canon to this world line, would be a politician with connections to CERN being elected, or otherwise them reaching out to the politicians to rule from the shadows. You gotta remember, these aren't idiots.

I think CERN is further along than they say they are.

Adolf Hitler was a time traveler to exterminate the jews so barny sandals does not achieve power

I believe that Allah will save my soul.

I'm a well educated white caucasian male, and you just rustled my jimmies

Donald Trump is actually working for the Clintons. His mission is to disrupt the Republican party and then throw the election so Shillary becomes president.

Bill did the same thing with Ross Perot.

Kek under rated post/10

the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and is too ugly to hurt me with looks so has to hurt me and the popular people the ugly way like the ugly guys losers that smell like crap and is ugly and like the ugly hippo loser women that smell like crap and is ugly and like the ugly guys losers that smell like crap and is ugly

thats why the ugly people losers are pathatic and is ugly as shit and like the ugly guys losers that think is better then everybody but is ugly as shit

New level of shitposting

So Israel.