I have acquired this.
Trips decides what I do with it.
I have acquired this.
Trips decides what I do with it.
sacrifice it to thor
Do not harm it under any circumstances
internet love machine
deer jerky
Nice try.
OP, see
Tie it to two vehicles going in opposite directions
Rape This lil deer :V
Love and care for it as best you can.
Reenact the entirety of Bambi
The gods are protecting this deer.
hand it over to wildlife officials.
Eat it
Stab it and fuck the wound.
Put a blanket on it
roll
this
fuck it in the ass and then cum on its face. post webm
you kill and eat it
Record you slitting it's throat and let it bleed out. Bind it's front and back legs separately and hang it from a tree by it's back legs. Collect the blood.
Make sausage out of it
Nurture it and raise it to adulthood.
Then fuck it.
Nurse it till adulthood and introduce it into the wild where it won't know what to do because it was fed by hand it's whole life
Reroll
Again
pet it and take it to an animal shelter.
buy a deer costume for yourself and raise him in the woods
jerk it off
rollin
Just cum on it.
Anotha one
Yeah, fuck it in the ass and then cum on its face. post webm
Raise it as your son. Take it fishing and to base ball games. Love it as your own.
put pepperoni on it
Get
There was a post before about a guy training a deer to suck/lick his dick. Perhaps you can do it too, OP?
Post progress.
this
Death rape
Brush it's hair plz don't hurt
Smear peanut butter on your balls and let the deer lick it.
reroll
I Guess baphomet will love this. Call him/her Baphomet. And they uncover you
Samefag reroll til winrar
Train it to be less of a faggot than OP.
check em
Rolling
Put a thong on it
>111
Gun to the head
Oh shit I got it
Winrar
trips
Don't hurt it. Bring it to a wildlife official who will care for it.
Put foot in blender
chicken dinner!
Winrar
Roll
Backing out.... of.....this.........thread.........
teach it tricks and make him human clothes. then rase him as your son
Winrar
>222
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar
Love him and take care of him.
Why is it in your care. How did you even obtain the creature
Oh shit
Lol
WINRAR, FAGGOTD
Care for it
Holy fucking winrar. Thong deer sausage confirmed
Too late, faggot.
winrar
winrar
I've raised a few baby deer, if it's under a week old you will have to use a wet paper towel to wipe its ass for it to shit or it will bloat and die. They love salt so let it lick your ear. If your good to it it will start acting like a dog and follow you everywhere
we never sent a deer trough space before...
>rolling for Sup Forums.A.S.E.D.
bake it
Put on thong, the proceed to step 2
...
Rolling for licking its ass
THIS
If you harm it. I hope your ass burns in hell nigger.
Please take care of it properly
RAPE, RAPE, RAPEE
Will OP deliver
Deer with timestamp or gtfo
Kiss it passionately you faggot
Timestamp faggot
OP here. I have been fucking with the lot of you.
I brought it to wildlife officials today, and it will be raised among other deer, away from humans, so that it does not develop a human-friendly attitude.
Fuck all you cunts demanding sausage, i will see about the thong, tomorrow.
Look for updates on Sup Forums around 12AM tomorrow night.
No OP is gay
Breed it until you get a shiny
Fuck you, I hope the deer sees you as its mother and then you die
12AM EST, sorry.
OP is actually a nice guy
Rolling for this
If this is really OP, thank you. Thor will embrace you warmly.
Take care of it
Prepping for sexy deer.
rolling for building it a fort and putting a hat on it
Love it and name it George. Not a buck? Still fucking George
Where the fuck did you get Bambi? You killed his dad, didn't you. Motherfucker.
Fry it up and serve it to the ants in your yard.
This is OP, it was me.
The behbeh will be protected and loved, with minimal interaction.
Stay classy, Sup Forums
You win