I have acquired this

I have acquired this.

Trips decides what I do with it.

sacrifice it to thor

Do not harm it under any circumstances

internet love machine

deer jerky

Nice try.
OP, see

Tie it to two vehicles going in opposite directions

Rape This lil deer :V

Love and care for it as best you can.

Reenact the entirety of Bambi

The gods are protecting this deer.

hand it over to wildlife officials.

Eat it

Stab it and fuck the wound.

Put a blanket on it

roll

this

fuck it in the ass and then cum on its face. post webm

you kill and eat it

Record you slitting it's throat and let it bleed out. Bind it's front and back legs separately and hang it from a tree by it's back legs. Collect the blood.
Make sausage out of it

Nurture it and raise it to adulthood.

Then fuck it.

Nurse it till adulthood and introduce it into the wild where it won't know what to do because it was fed by hand it's whole life

Reroll

Again

pet it and take it to an animal shelter.

buy a deer costume for yourself and raise him in the woods

jerk it off

rollin

Just cum on it.

Anotha one

Yeah, fuck it in the ass and then cum on its face. post webm

Raise it as your son. Take it fishing and to base ball games. Love it as your own.

put pepperoni on it

Get

There was a post before about a guy training a deer to suck/lick his dick. Perhaps you can do it too, OP?

Post progress.

this

Death rape

Brush it's hair plz don't hurt

Smear peanut butter on your balls and let the deer lick it.

reroll

I Guess baphomet will love this. Call him/her Baphomet. And they uncover you

Samefag reroll til winrar

Train it to be less of a faggot than OP.

check em

Rolling

Put a thong on it

>111

Gun to the head

Oh shit I got it

Winrar

trips

Don't hurt it. Bring it to a wildlife official who will care for it.

Put foot in blender

chicken dinner!

Winrar

Roll

Backing out.... of.....this.........thread.........

teach it tricks and make him human clothes. then rase him as your son

Winrar

>222

Winrar winrar chicken dinrar

Love him and take care of him.

Why is it in your care. How did you even obtain the creature

Oh shit

Lol

WINRAR, FAGGOTD

Care for it

Holy fucking winrar. Thong deer sausage confirmed

Too late, faggot.

winrar

winrar

I've raised a few baby deer, if it's under a week old you will have to use a wet paper towel to wipe its ass for it to shit or it will bloat and die. They love salt so let it lick your ear. If your good to it it will start acting like a dog and follow you everywhere

we never sent a deer trough space before...
>rolling for Sup Forums.A.S.E.D.

bake it

Put on thong, the proceed to step 2

...

Rolling for licking its ass

THIS

If you harm it. I hope your ass burns in hell nigger.

Please take care of it properly

RAPE, RAPE, RAPEE

Will OP deliver

Deer with timestamp or gtfo

Kiss it passionately you faggot

Timestamp faggot

OP here. I have been fucking with the lot of you.

I brought it to wildlife officials today, and it will be raised among other deer, away from humans, so that it does not develop a human-friendly attitude.

Fuck all you cunts demanding sausage, i will see about the thong, tomorrow.

Look for updates on Sup Forums around 12AM tomorrow night.

No OP is gay

Breed it until you get a shiny

Fuck you, I hope the deer sees you as its mother and then you die

12AM EST, sorry.

OP is actually a nice guy

Rolling for this

If this is really OP, thank you. Thor will embrace you warmly.

Take care of it

Prepping for sexy deer.

rolling for building it a fort and putting a hat on it

Love it and name it George. Not a buck? Still fucking George

Where the fuck did you get Bambi? You killed his dad, didn't you. Motherfucker.

Fry it up and serve it to the ants in your yard.

This is OP, it was me.

The behbeh will be protected and loved, with minimal interaction.

Stay classy, Sup Forums

You win