Who else here virgin and will likely never have sex

who else here virgin and will likely never have sex

feels real bad man

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aaay whaddup

i browse wizchan all the time

i am just hoping that VR porn can get very close to reality in the next couple of years,

if that happens, then i won't feel bad at all about dying a virgin

Look man... I'm a fat loser but I have confidence. Most of the girls I've fucked range from 4-6.75/10 but got some that were solid 8-9's. Just be confident and don't spill spaghetti everywhere.

face it, you don't want to fuck ugly girls

that's the only thing holding you back

yeah that is exciting, hopefully it gets really good really soon
i'm just below the threshold. i'm too ugly
no i absolutely would fuck ugly girls

are you physically disabled to the point that you can't leave your house? that's your only other viable excuse

i am, but only because i don't get out of the house much

you obviously don't get it. there is a certain threshold where if you're below that you will never have sex. this threshold is really, really low, but i'm under it.

97-99% of all people have sex, i'm in the bottom 1% of the population so i'm too ugly to have sex. even disabled people and retards get sex as long as they're above the threshold, and most are. you have to be REALLY fucking ugly to be under the threshold, which i am

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Honestly bro we need a pic too see what were working with here but I cant imagine it being anything seriously bad.

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Not OP, but...mentally disabled counts too, right? RIGHT??

are you serious? you could easily get pussy if you tried

what kind of fucking name is polar bear

Not too bad

i have a micro penis and am too scared to have deh seks? wut do?

Does my dog count?

i see you posting all the time, stop being a fucking pussy and get off Sup Forums

wat headphones?

Become lesbian

>688619349
Op just wants attention somewhat clever tho

Remind yourself that females are a united force, like a hive mind, one creature inhabiting multiple bodies that communicate via telepathy, so when a girl finally cackles at your miserable peen, every girl on the planet will join in a horrific chorus, like the sirens beckoning you to suicide.
Worked for me.

Man you're not even ugly. You could easily get pussy if you just gained confidence and worked out. Seriously, bro. The wonders that working out will do is unbelievable. You can do this.

Get rid of that... hairs... (not a beard! Thats just to less) in your face, get a proper haircut, smile, and you easily should get a fuck.

>Me 20 never kissed a girl
100% virgin

look im autist socially awkward fuck but i managed to do it. the key is just persistence and just not giving a fuck.

that is pretty much exactly what i imagine happening

Hahahahahagaha

for all you normies that had sex before you were 18,

did you go to prom? and what was it like if u went?

Try smiling with your eyes

Underage banned but it was pretty whack not terrible but pretty whack

fought with my girlfriend beforehand, got drunk and had sex afterward, I slapped her ass during sex and I remember she seemed very cutely offended

You should feel a little better knowing you were the center of attention for a brief moment.
After all, you can only laugh at a small dick once or twice before they have to move on to your other faults.

Dude slapping a girls ass is the key

>Underage banned
i am 19 so i am good

dayum

Shave your fucking face. Stop fucking defeating yourself before you try. Stop browsing this fucking cesspool for help. Actually leave your fucking house. Fucking talk to people. Get involved in a stupid fucking public activity where you can have actual human face-to-face contact with real people. You will not get pussy immediately. It will only come after changing patterns of your behaviour that have gotten you into this hole. It will be difficult. It will suck. It can be done. Stop whining.

>before they have to move on to your other faults.
wtf happens then? will i have killed myself already?

>Stop browsing this fucking cesspool for help
>implying one can just leave slash bee slash

22 year old kissless virgin, I just don't try hard enough or need to lower my standards I guess

Stood a chick up on prom night to smoke weed with my band. Fucked her the next night anyways 7/10

well i have tried, i'm 25 and never even hugged a girl
ikr fucking coke
thanks for being nice
i haven't posted in 18 hours
sony, idk the model. they were like $50 so they're not even nice
i only posted because the thread was going to die because everyone was asking
i worked out for 2.5 years until a year ago, could bench 365 for reps and dl a whole bunch (the limiting factor was grip, was too autistic to go to a store and buy straps though. dl 455 without straps though)
i shave all the time, my head is so fucking weird shaped that no haircut has ever worked
i just did and i just looked like donald trump squinting

Either that or you've accepted that about yourself and simply can't feel insecure about it anymore.
Then, I don't know, maybe some girl will come into your life that has a small dick fetish, or you've gotten so good at talking to women regardless of having a small penis due to the amount of times you've failed that it's no longer a factor.
That'd be a crazy fucking thought.
Talking to women without fixating on the size of your dick.

Think of it like this... Most people are used and were fucked by people like you. Would you really want the left overs from something like that?

dick size is all that matters, women are low IQ creatures, remember?

I actually thought this for around 26 years and then out of nowhere I answered some craigslist ad and got laid. She was a chubby but damn I was horny as fuck and did everything I ever wanted with her, she took me to her house and shit was pretty cool. Basically just look everywhere and try everything don't give up hope.

If you have the balls, buy some molly, go to a local concert venue when an edm artist comes through town, take some of the molly so you feel good, and then share with some of the girls around you. Make sure you are rolling on a nice wave before you do this so you don't seem creepy. Just enjoy yourself. Don't aim for girls out of your league, just girls who are nearby that are having a good time and don't seem to have a bf. If it's pure you will be having a great time and they will be having a great time on your shit. The point is not to fuck here, just to break that threshold of contact and interaction you are describing.

This is absolutely possible to do, even if you tell yourself it isn't. You will come up with a hundred excuses, but you are only creating false obstacles.

This is the correct answer.

Craigslist will get you laid.

Met my husband through craigslist, I did.

You're right, I've seen the Omeglewins.
Maybe sex isn't your bag, baby.
Go be a monk or something.

Tell yourself you can do it, or tell yourself you cant do it. Either way, you're right.

Seriously nigger, it doesnt matter how ugly you are. Your problem is you spend too much time alone, and you have convinced yourself that you will die a virgin. (Trust me I've been there.) Start eating right and maybe start going to the gym a bit. You might not get /fit/ but you will probably start feeling better about yourself. It might take a long time too, but dont give up. say hello to girls walking by, (Dont tip fedora), Talk to ugly ones too. Just fucking talk to other people till you get to the point where your self confidence isnt complete shit. Dont worry user, anyone can do it if they try. But if you're too lazy to try then kill yourself on stream with a chain saw you double nigger

27 here man, 3 years til wizard still no closer to getting a GF or getting laid, would get a hooker, but don't know how

OP your putting the pussy on a pedestal

i would fuck the shit out of some ugly ass chicks, but they don't want me either

You're gonna have it one day and realize how overblown and trumped up it was and you'll kill yourself

Pretty sure I am a perma-virgin at this point. Part of my issue is that when I meet a girl I like, I become so infatuated with her that no one else compares. That, and I can't manage to say anything because I'm a fucking coward.
I blame no one but myself.

I have seen people 10xore cringe than you get pussy. You aren't even bad man like a 4/10 could be a solid 7 if you just cleaned up and lost some weight.

>tfw you will never get this lucky and find a girl willing to put out for no charge

u try VR porn yet, it's a cool experience

Right? OP, pussy is fucking terrible now that I think about it. You're not missing much really.

>its_over.jpg

poorfag, can't afford a headset, not the same anyway, its not just sex I want, I want that connection too

It's hard not to spagetti when there s vomit on his swewter already. Mom's spagooter

wizard is 40 m8.

>inb4 try going out sometime and not being a faggot?

How close to real pussy is it?

If you aren't lying about your weightlifting stats that is a fuck lot of weight. You just need to cut and tone you already are stronger than 90% of people in the gym.

As close as cod is to real war

almost 34
I've dated and come to realize that it's pretty much not for me
women are way too needy and are almost always in it for themselves

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an hero already faggot

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he's certanly kinda sorta right, just be confident, since you're a human like all of us, try to show a positive attitude on everything and try to walk like this

Off by one

Just clean up. Shave your face. Hair cut. Trim your eye brows (your hair cut person can do this). Buy some man clothes.

Boom.

Hah!

Fun fact, guy in the pic is married now and has two kids, was ages ago that pic was taken.

>boom
Goes the gun when even all of that won't help.

>I want that connection too
you're a fagit then

it is fucking awesome

do not listen to i got cardboard a couple months ago, went on torrents, downloaded VR porn onto nexus 6p, and legit had most realistic porn experience i've ever come close to


it will be the driving force behind the entire VR industry, seriously, it's fucking awesome

>Goes the gun when even all of that won't help.
kek
Good one user

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enjoy if u have google cardboard

that was a year ago, i fucked up my shoulder. i started again in october, got back up to 275x5 for bench, and fucked it up again

i adapt really quickly, look how soft i got after only 1 year (255 lbs)

it's not your face man.

it's your shitty attitude that will make you die virgin, or in jail for rape

I feel bad for you guys.

well yea he looks pretty ready for it

i know right
used to be like this but pretty much fake being confident and soon enough with practice you can make it work

Fuck off normie. Don't you have some Overwatch to play?

Who else here finds farting women hot?

Most realistic porn experience!

kek

well guys. I first kissed a girl last year, I was 25. Then almost one year later me and this girl lost our virginity together. dont worry half of the population is of the oposite sex, and everyone of us will find someone to spend good time with.

u got a better one?

i am not comparing cardboard to vive or anything, i am saying VR in general

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Yeah, real human vagina

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I agree. I had a huge fear of approaching women and rejection before college but if you do it enough black out drunk you're bound to score once

no dude 6k+ hours on dota 2, fuck off normie

No

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the advice I give (which is extremely hard to take) is to not fear rejection from randos.

in terms of advancing on someone or just talking to a stranger or whatever. if you're not worried things are more likely to happen, and don't let rejection put you off from trying again.

infinitely more easily said than done.

Nice eye color , don't be so grumpy

Just look at that look of relief. Isn't it hot?
Farting women are just so hot.

are you retarded?

i said porn if u can read

Status is what get guys laid. The nurse doesn't fantasize about fucking the RN she wants a DR. The secretary doesn't want the mail boy, she stays in the office late for the Boss.

The thing about Status is it's all relative. The more you have the more options you have, but if you're not at the top know that there are women who will still settle for you, and women get lonely too.

Work on yourself, get a good education, or a trade, nice car, decent place. Do these things your yourself and like the leaches they are, women will start to latch on.

Shave or fully grow out that scraggly-ass beard
Get a decent haircut (one that costs more that $10)
Go get clothes from a place that isn't have a Blue Light Special
Go to /fit/

Boom, you're easily a 6/10 with barely any effort

Just look at that look of relief as that huge log is coming out of her.