Death approaches you, but he's willing to talk before you are reaped. What do you say?

Death approaches you, but he's willing to talk before you are reaped. What do you say?

ayy lmao

Not today

give my regards to Buddha, I have no complaint whatsoever

Yes

allahu akbar

>>What do you say?
>I challenge you to a game of Penis Sword Fighting!
win bc spoopy skellingtons ain't got no dick
get to live a while longer

What's the deal with airplane food these days?

Kill me I hated life anyway

are there subtitles in anime hell?

Can I become you?

Ask him kindly to not reap me

>shit was cash

Taking applications?

What is dead may never die.

Nothing? I mean what could I say to him that would change anything. I guess I'd be surprised he is real, other than that I really wouldn't say anything. Maybe something along the lines of "shit"... Kek.

Did you know clowns are afraid of tangelos?

>Death pulls out his 16 inch long sharpened bone phallus
>Readies himself in the way only an expert cock fighter with countless millennia of experience could.
>16 inch sharpened bone helicopter dick method coming at you

I's afraid of the dark.

>Death approaches you, but he's willing to talk before you are reaped. What do you say?

If I know you, how am I dead?

kek^1000

I hate niggers.

Care for a game of chess?

Death, didn't anyone ever teach you that reap is wrong?
Don't be such a reapist.

You are not my valkyrie, and yet you come for my soul? Another day under odins watch, one not for you to take from me.

I didn't eat the mousse

I would tell him about the word of Jehovah

I miss that show...god damnit user, hit me with that real nostalgia

I see what you did there Monty.

Just let me talk to her again. I want to know she actually exists before I'm gone for good. Time to die a third time.

Big fan of your work.

DESTROY US ALL

BOOOONESTOOOORMMM

Will you atleast drop all your guns and exit without saving?

OKAY death Before I go, y-you have to eat these eggs.

Challenge him to a limbo contest.
I hope he's jamaican.

What took you so long..

Guess all those people who said yiff in hell are gonna get their wish

hello again comrade

wtf is your mind made of

Too cliche. Go for checkers.

Damnit stop user! I cant handle this fucking nostalgia!

Woah lmao

wanna fuck?

Take me famalam, idgaf.

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Drum Cover

>Building a shed is easy, even a complete nincompoop can do it.
Like you?
>Yeah! Like you.

/thread

Then you lose the war games reference

am i living as a conscious being now and forever

hnnnng

Nigger tongue my anus

Can it wait for a bit- Im in the middle of some calibrations

watch out lil bitch

Candlejack.