Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.

Claimed.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=EWlf3r-rd50
youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I love how Hank's just along for the ride at this point. Truly the grillmaster.

>claim

And a cute, pervy, stalking main character! I could see it happening

>jenny claim

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Another one

Travis Two Knives claimed

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IF I get a bike by next year round lol
>the first harem formed by me is the famous 3M
Don't worry you're not the first to be in a harem lol

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Ahh one would but shipmaster watches all~

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And you called me a pervert

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Nothing about tomo. He's with mero

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Always disappearing right?

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maybe now~

Shinoa claimed

I'm not cute!
Oh yeah I forgot to warn you it's all mostly porn.

>Be careful, mizore has a lot of porn
>Wait what are you doing...
>Ooooooo~
Then who is M'smugger?

>claim

All the waifu above are trash

>besides hank

>rolling or somthing

still here

and

im not with mero

Better watch what you say or I'll have my minion attack you. Notice he's immune to fire like me and he has an erection

A grill's nothing without propane and proper meat to cook with.

That reminded me of Big Brother kek
Yes, yes you are~

yeah, but it doesn't have to do with work. i either just forget about the thread or i just go off to do other things.

If not, then you'll just experience the hoon on the back of mine.
>Curious, what kinda bike were you thinking about?
Also, with Kyoko and Rory? I'm more than okay with this~
>Don't know too much about Yuno, though.

A little l-late for that warning!

Fresh meat for you Hank!

That's just asinine.

Yes you are~
>Mfw hank turns out to be the mod who saved us from static user earlier.
No, you are! I'm just plain and pervy
Kek. Did you find the rape one yet?

I'll cut it up into steaks for you I tell you hwat.

Love this gurll

After long day at work and late dinner with my boys, good to be home.

hello everyone

Brb going to go pick up my friends hank

Let's bring the mood down

It's a rather risky move to open these and really look at them while the janitors are in the lobby with me....
>Is doing it to some of them anyways

Me to know and you to find out~

Milinda was in denial too you know

Is that so?~

Like fapping?

N-no homo okay, baka?

>yuno is a tsun. Gotta understand. More tsun than you~

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

Hank meet my friends dark Vader and obi wand kenobee

Kitty-tan claimed

Hank is still baking? Nice
Good morning everyone

Chara claimed

Kek I remember that post

no im not. Fish is more into Shinoa anyways
im not Milinda and night

We agree only on one thing: you're pervy. I disagree with the rest~
Yup!
Goodnight lil' smug. I wish you the same~

the cringelord has arrived everyone

>Fish

Hahaha, no homo indeed.

>I'm not tsun dammit!

Night Smuggles.

Hank is the grill master, and the grill master does not sleep.

I'm in a good mood, have eurobeat.
youtube.com/watch?v=EWlf3r-rd50

Still here. Just cooking dinner

no, i fap while poting on /waifu/
morning chara. you haven't fucked my head have you?

How do I meet an asian chick?

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Come to Australia.
They're fucking everywhere here.

>checked

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>Checked

Oh you like to take risks huh?
>I'll be sure to remember that.~
Are you m'smugger? Night.
No, youre very cute. I'm sure. Why won't anyone believe I'm plain?
Very tsun. A perv tsun.

I need to sleep now, I don't want to but need to.

He already baked when I went to sleep 8 hours ago and he's still baking

Did not, no. Head is on my bed, lying in my pillow

Claim.

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>didn't say clammed
You had one job!

Running around in their little packs seeing anything not Asian and judging it.

Fucking hilarious walking around Melbourne getting looks from Asians saying "WTF are you doing here."

Simple, because you're aren't plain!
Goodnight~
Hello squid

Quads checked

Applejack is okay too.

good night then friend

I take more risks than I would. And I'm not tsun!
>Night Mizore, see you when you wake up~

I know, it's great, isn't it?

Sup Ika, how's the driving life?

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OP dump your hank hill folder

We get the same Asian guy in every day for pasta. Barely speaks english and keeps asking for the steak we took off 2 months ago. We say no and he just says pasta.
>we have 2 pastas
You are totes tsun though.

Not op

Rosalina once more

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A proper response I feel

I rarely do these days!
>next thread

Hello amatsu! Why have I not seen you in a while?

I don't have insurance for the car yet... I want to drive it so bad but I can't...

Guy dancing in background claimed

great, only I'm allowed to fuck my own head.
welcome to hell

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Trips Checked
> alien corpses claimed

Oh fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

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How?!

Well, now that just sucks. How much is insurance?

Oh god that's painful.
It's fucking creepy going to boxhill.
China 2.0.
Get abused for speaking English.

I stopped coming to the threads a few days ago
AND you're on when I'm usually asleep :/

yeah, pretty much, he's growing to me. Might try medium rare stakes just because he's baking those threads

Morning Rory

For now... uh, I meant, yeah, of course!

this is creepy... I like it

>expecting porn
>seeing the guy in the background
my sides

Wait, can I actually go to my reserved spot in hell now!?

I don't know, but it sure as hell is more than $50. Which I barely have.

Yeah... Sorry about that! I've been getting on later everyday recently. I need to fix it.

Morning
Trust me. We all see it, you have the tsun down perfect.
>ANU
>same shit

I'm impressed the other /waifu/ thread is still up and hasn't been taken down

Loving it.

Claimed

Claimed

Me likey

excellent. now what was it you were trying to tell me?

Yeesh, that's a bummer. How strict are the cops up there? I know down here people drive without insurance, licenses, and all that shit. As long as they don't look suspicious and don't draw attention, they get away with it just fine.

But I'm not even tsun! I haven't done anything to warrant the title!

It's alright, don't worry about it~ I'm on super late too, it's 4:27am right now

dat boi descending from the feces claimed

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Claiming

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How's the night going?
Found a "Nightfly's American Bar" where they're looking for a dishwasher personel. Any tips in what I could write in my application?

>Wrote that I'd like to get to know more about cooking since it's my hobby
>Not even sure if that will work

N-nothing! Just browsing waifu and writing applications.

That's some fuckin' horroshow shit right there, son. Jesus fucking Christ.

also ancient

Its illegal for both here in California. I mean no cop pulls over people just to check if you have insurance either but still I shouldn't risk it. Plus my parents don't let me. My car is in the garage and thy park their car behind mind so I can't get out.

Yup. Its 1:30 for me. Its that time of the year for me. I'll be traveling early in the morning with my family tomorrow so I'm not going to sleep tonight.

Damn son, how many applications are you going to write?

Bored of playing dead.
>If trips, Sachi get!

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Miho claimed

Blood shot eyes edition.

Reroll for shizu

>My car is in the garage and thy park their car behind mind so I can't get out.
Back in next time so your next to the door and Can get out

Seppuku and fix your sleeping schedule

oh... ok then. h- have fun writing applications and stuff.

Going for a vacation? If so, hope you enjoy it!
I'll go to bed after this thread dies, sorry..
Nice get Jenny~

MOTHERFUCKING QUINTS CHECKED NIGGER !!!!!