Be me

>be me
>be 2002
>be about 6 years old
>it's a weekend
>get up early to go on the computer
>boot it up
>ask my dad to put in the password
>I start up flight simulator 2002 to play
>decide to listen to some music
>start windows media player
>all of a sudden I see some chick sucking on something with white creamy stuff coming out
>whatisthis.jpg
>dad sees and runs over and closes windows media player
>"that's probably just something your uncle put on here"
>a couple hours my mom has woken up and I want to tell her something random that happened, I think internet explorer crashed
>dad is shushing me
>no idea why
>fast forward to me when I was 12
>just found out what born was
>randomly remember that day
>it occurs to me that I accidentally stumbled upon a vid my dad downloaded of a girl giving a guy a blowjob
Weird parent related stories thread?

Bump

>just found out what born was


kekalekin

shut up, OS X autocorrect is fucking retarded

When I was 14 I found out my dad had a scat fetish when he forgot to delete google search history.

Don't even ask.

Don't by iShit products and you wouldn't have this problem.

>>be me
>>be 2002
>>have son thats 6 years old
>>it's a weekend
>>get up early to go fap on the computer
>>boot it up
>>son asks to put in the password to play flight simulator
>>he starts up flight simulator 2002 to play
>>he decides to listen to music
>>starts windows media player
>>all of a sudden video of his mother blowing me pops up
>>fuck.jpg
>>run over and closes windows media player
>>blame it in my faggot brother
>>a couple hours his mom wakes up. Can see my faggot son really wants to tell her what happened
>>I keep shushing his ass
>>retard hasno idea why
>>fast forward to when he was 12
>>faggot son finally learns what sex is
>>I can see he remembers that day
>>not sure if it occurs to him that all these years he's been fapping to a videos of his mom blowing me

Don't tell mom. She'll be gutted he wasn't helping changing your nappies out of concern for you or her.

>by
Apparently Windows isn't much better

OP, that's the lamest story I've ever heard. Your dad is normal if anything.

I said OS X, not iOS
First of all, the video definitely wasn't my mom, second, he blamed my mom's brothers, he doesn't have any siblings. Still kekworthy.

Oh, right. When did they stop putting the "i" infront of Mac? No one told me.

He was just trying to make your story actually interesting, unlike yours OP.

Well I saw my mom fucking a pedophile (who took pictures of my brother ) on my dad's couch
I think he liked her because she was short and had short hair

kek, Linux master race, I ain't gotta blame it on auto-correct like some douchebag, just user error.

Give pics of your mom

Was he a good photographer or did he lack the ability to make the best of his opportunities?

are you fucking retarder or something? what's so weird about your dad watching porn?

having it easily accessable to his own children, then blaming it on his brother in-law

No
Never saw the pictures I didn't even know about them till a few years ago
He got caught but didn't spend much time in jail apparently
He kinda looked like Jon Travolta, at least as much as I can remember pretty sure that's why I still don't like Jon Travolta

What distro you rockin, fambuntu?

>>be me
>>be 2002
>>have nephew thats 6 years old
>>it's a weekend
>>brother-in-law calls to tell me he's up early to go fap on the computer
>>nephew boots it up
>>asks brother-in-law to put in the password to play flight simulator
>>he starts up flight simulator 2002 to play
>>he decides to listen to music
>>starts windows media player
>>all of a sudden video of my sister blowing me pops up
>>fuck.jpg
>>bro-in-law runs over and closes windows media player
>>blames it on me
>>a couple hours my sis wakes up. and faggot nephew really wants to tell her what happened
>>retard has no idea why
>>fast forward to when he was 12
>>faggot nephew finally learns what sex is from watching Barney the dinosaur
>>I can see he remembers that day
>>not sure if it occurs to him that all these years he's been fapping to a videos of his mom blowing the mailman

Sexual life better with two people or arebthe fantasy over rated?
Personnaly, as long as I have a gf I don't need this fantasy thing.