S/fur

s/fur

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Figures my internet decided to kill itself right when Sup Forums came back

3 hours since the last thread you guys are really slacking ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

And I never even left.

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now that's dedication

No, I just have absolutely no life.

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Kinda the same for me, stuck in work. Looking at all these sexy fur girls makes it bearable.

Don't worry I was waiting the whole time too :D
who even needs a life these days

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Hey, at least you're not a NEET faggot like me.

Faggots, that's who.

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fuck all of em with their stable income, friend count and ability to speak in public

I made myself sad now

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Friend count and comfort around people?
Making an awful lot of assumptions.

>I made myself sad now
Yeah you'll get used to after a while.

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Don't ever yiff me or my son ever again.

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Heya, how's it going?

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Going good mang. How's your morning been?

Boring. I'm tired and hungry, but I can't decide if I should sleep, eat, or just do nothing.

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Heyo guys, wassup?

So uh, I've got some gore/necro/blood shit in my queue which I saved a long time ago, don't ask why because I like it and even I don't know why. You guys probably don't want to see it, do you?

see How about you?

still lurking

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I know that feel. Not supposed to eat before sleep but fuck that homie. If you hungry eat.

Eh, alright, maybe in a minute.

Have a snack, drink something like coffee, and then post that nekro stuff. I could care less.

Alright, I figured I'd ask because I wouldn't think anyone would want to see it. I know I'm a sick fuck.

O shit waddup

Just got home from work.

Das a good idea.

Gorgeous

Also, post it. I'm not the biggest fan but I'm sure I'll find something I like.

Fun fact about myself, that character was who confirmed my being a furry.

Some of it isn't very good, but I saved it because it was when I first starting coming and saved literally everything. And I just thought it was neat cause I'm an edgelord. Little did I know that I would actually end up liking it later.

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An excellent choice

Shit it'd do the trick for me.

Post what you want my dude. We wont complain. Lil anons maybe.

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Evening, all. How is everyone?

Would you a fur zombie?

>lol9mm

My secret is I do shitty edits of pictures. Also I used to have a folder of anthro bats because they are rare, and cute.

10/10 would lick blood

I'm alright. You?

Not bad, only 13:30 here so still 5 hours left at work.

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Fine, thanks. I get the day off, tomorrow, but there's people coming in to fix the bathroom at 7 in the morning. -_- Fuck it, I'm getting a late night anyway.

>Would you
WOULD I

That's a maybe.
But not a no.

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Furries zombies would want head instead or brains, wouldn't they?

Gonna go make some of my patent pending 9 ball coffee.

Heya, how's it going?

She would be cold, so it wouldn't be like fucking a live fur. More like fucking a scalie.

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Alright I guess. A bit exhausted from playing pool for an hour but apart from that I'm fine, how about yourself?

Also, the odds of her losing a limb while fucking are very high.

>soda on fur
STOP IT MAN. THAT'S JUST FUCKING WRONG.

This is the last zombie I have, but still a little bit more blood and gore.

Tired and hungry, but don't know if I should sleep, eat, or just keep posting.

>like fucking a scalie.
That's not a bad thing

As long as I'm not trying to be eaten I think i might. Or even if I was as long as she was restrained.

I don't think she'd want to eat you, except maybe your dick.

There's always soap.

Eat something, post in the meantime and then go to sleep, easy.

Does anyone have plans for the weekend?

I don't really want to sleep or eat honestly.

D:
But that's my favorite part of me.

Studying for an upcoming mechanics exam and having a bit family party with 30 or so members coming.

How about yourself?

Then it's just keep posting, isn't it?

Also, do love me some heavy biting/scratching.

big*

I mean, that might work. But still. That is gonna be a bitch to clean.

Nothing too special, but my birthday is on Sunday. Not sure what I want to do.

Well, furries and all. You know they love genitalia, so I think she'd probably try to eat your dick as a zombie rather than the rest of you.

Mah nigga.

I probably should though. I've been awake for a long time, and only thing I ate yesterday was some spaghetti for dinner, and it's like 8:30 AM here.

Girlfriend's birthday on Saturday, so we're going out into town, having a nice fancy dinner, and then maybe mucking around a bit in the Botanic Gardens.
Sunday, going out for lunch.
Monday, my birthday, and we've decided to go to a sex shop, because why not?

What a coincidence that is! Mine is on Monday. Besides a new phone though, I have no idea what I want.

Seconded!

Biting in the shoulder or neck is best.

There's good soap on the market.
Then again, why clean it at all?

Neat! Yeah I'm probably going to get a phone as well. 19 years old and have never even had a cell phone.

Isn't ante meridiem kinda early?
Don't kill your sleeping rythm by going to sleep now~

What does one do in a sex shop?

>Birthday
Anything you've got your eye on?

She's not getting this dick, try as she might.

NVM I see the phone thing

Wow. My current one is a Nokia from 2007 or something. It's got proper buttons, it's so old.

I don't know the exact term for that kind of place. Buy sex toys and stuff.

Huh, okay.

Head shop, I think.

Think this is the last of it. Hope you guys enjoyed it, you sick fucks.

>Don't kill your sleeping rythm by going to sleep now~
Mate, my circadian rhythm has been fucked up my entire life. I tried extremely hard for the past 3 months to try and fix it to no avail. Only recently I've just said "fuck it" and started to sleep when I actually can, even if it's past dawn.

Need to get a cell phone, also considering taking a course to get my motorcycle license but I don't know. Shit's expensive, and I'm broke, so it probably won't happen.

I may have to get some old phone like that as well. I've got absolutely no money.

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Enjoy

As long as you don't sleep past the 8 hour duration too often it's alright.

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I will, thanks.

Also, anyone got any ideas on what kind of things I should get?

I almost forgot that BD did that entire theme. Wish they had made actual soda. Or soda flavored lube.

>No money
That always sucks on a birthday. Wish I could do something for ya.

I have one of these bottlecaps!