Racist jokes

Racist jokes
I'll start.
Why are there trees in Harlem?


Public transportation

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What's the difference between a nigger and a dog?

Ask me fuckers

what is black and has 8 Arms?

>dunno but I guess it is good at picking cotton

why so white people suck dick?

because their gay

what is it ?

Jesus how creative but seriously fuck off back to your nesquick youngfag

Who did you steal that joke off nigger

Not much!!!!!!!!!!

d tish

I would like to add that I have nothing against black people. Just niggers. Big difference

Why are pills white?

Because they work

Not worth the wait your unfunny and probably new

why do Jews have such big noses?

because air is free

Not new just unfunny m8. Trust me, I've been here long enough to know that the meaning fo life is: anything that prevents yourself from killing yourself

why do Jews watch pornos in reverse?

they get off when the hooker gives the money back

>their

Nigger detected

How do redneck mothers know when their daughters are on their period?
They can taste it on their son's dick.

Meaning of life is different for everyone, mine is the never ending search for quints

Why do white people kill so many niggers like you?
Because penis envy
I will kill you if I find you bitch!

you're gay dad

I cut myself on all of your edge.

What's the similarity between a nigger and sperm?

One in one million works.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a nigger?

>the bucket

Why are sugar pills white?

Because they don't work

On the internet no one knows you're a dog

The jokes in this thread are so damn bad, holy shit. Is there someone in this thread who can make a punchline that is not completely retarded?

I'm a dog and what is this?

I can. I'm you from the future

what's worse than a bunch of pollacks trying to build a house under water?
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A bunch of niggers trying to burn it down.

Whats a Mexicans favorite sport

Cross country

Why do black women wear heels?

So their knuckles don't drag when they walk.

Whats an American Favorite Sport?

None.

Why do Ethiopian's give great blowjob's?

>You know they will always swallow .

American football, Baseball, Basketball

Why did this guy cross the road?

>To leave this shit tier thread.

An apple and a black man fall from a tree, which lands first?

The apple. The noose catches the black man.

I think you two need to trade the your and you're......or get some education.

Your nigger dad is good at stealing punchlines.

Why is an elevator better than a black woman?

>Because they know how to raise a child.

up you're's, nigger

kek

Because Dutch people make boats out of trees?

>their

that second grade education

thesee are funny

rly funny