ITT: we all live in the same house

ITT: we all live in the same house

cunt

Is there a basement?

Toilet works again

I'm moving out.

/thread

Tonight I'm going to make burgers for us, guys.

Im vegan so make verger for me bruh

Better clean it up if you go down there. Last user down left lots of blood and shit

Do what I say or i'll share Archer spoilers or any show that you watch and are not caught up on, Fucking serious you cunts

i'm a cannibal

I'm not the one who drinks directly out of the milk carton user

Who put silverware in the microwave again

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Im gonna buy dogs if thats fine by you. Also other pets. You can also take care of them. It will be fun :DDDDD

i back wash, sorry

i will lock myself in my room i guess

The plumber said the plumbing is all clogged up with cum, even the kitchen sink drain for some reason and somebody needs to pay the plumber. I'll be in my room.

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someone left the celler door unlocked now our pet mongol has run of nice one user...

> Be serial killer
> Murder everyone in household in their sleep

I'll just have user send them to the basement, don't worry they'll be fine

Dibs on the biggest room.

I thought it would melt

Can you niggerfaggots stop fapping in the shower!?

Living room couch for you user. Have fun

Fuck, somebody should've told me that shit would clog

hope no one drinks my cum colletion
znd drinks my choky milk

I should've thought that out better.

Easier to clean up there user

I just got new groceries from the super market

Who had the girl over last night? She came in my room and started sucking my dick around 4 thats what you get faggot

I thought it was just a bit of curdle....

My names Ariel Castro, I call dibs on the basement for my 3 wives

That would be great!

Finally some people who share my interest in mlp, furries and cp

Hey guys, my 12 year old daughter came in around 4 last night, has anyone seen her?

Only if you clean up after the last guy.

who stole my pants?

But my animals live there

Dammit mom, I brought you over to do laundry not suck dick

NO

Who the fuck keeps drinking my beer?

She's buried in the backyard, she "fell"

DAD

I SHAT ON CAT

Fuck you your beer's shit

12 years old daughter mom. Sick

off a pole..

What 12yo girl?

-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

Who's holding that tree?

If she's 12, I'm 12

Is that the home alone house?

has anyone seen my pissjugs?

Well duh I make them with my own shit

Who's been drinking my collection cans of carbonated piss

*does a little pirouette*

oh user-kun... it was for you

*blushes*

I wanted you to.... *giggles* to notice me, senpai

why is there shit all over the kitchen walls?

ps, it has a taste of corn and soup

Nobody come into the bathroom for the next 10 minutes please.

How else am I suppose to show my worship for Hades

THAT'S BEER U DIPS

Good eye user

If she's nine shes mine!

user hurry up if i cant shit in the next 60 seconds I'm smearing it on the walls again

No, it's smaller.

oh my bad user forgot it was that time of the month

Corn doesnt go with the kitchen wall. Use something else. Carrots etc.

That's because its a photograph you dumb nigger

sorry user, I had no money for hamburger meat and they looked decent

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I live nearby, It's smaller.

Come on man, you know I hate bacon

Really guys! It's one thing to shit out of the toilet, but in the fridge? That's a whole different room.
By the way, there's a fire in the oven.
I'll be in my room.

U go first then cause ima need 10 mins

going to the store anyone need me to bring anything back?

Better make enough to feed the whole house
and also, did you get that meat from the bag in the basement?

Your mom

I swear she told me she was 23.

Yes there's plenty but you don't get any unless you finger my bumhole

Who the FUCK took my anime blu rays?

she's in the house already help ur self out

More bodybags, and preferably real meat but whatever's cheaper

We're also almost out of lube for the community fleshlight so that'd be great

I just needed some fap material bro, I'll return them in a few days

Ok we need someone to clean the toilets after taco tuesday, first one to get dubs after this post has to do it.

>check em

You be a good stepson and watch mom take this cock

No problemo, btw i think i might have let the gas turned on so i would not advice using fire for an hour or two

anything to gain a good father and son relationship

it better be safe soon cause im blazing it on 4:20pm

Someone come to my room and fuck me in the ass.

Who keeps taking my toys?

Who's up for a sleepover in the basement tonight? :D

brb, watch my milk please

whose turn is it to clean the computer desk?

WHY DO I HAVE TO WALK 3 MILES TO PISS!?

don't be fucking gay

Side note: don't bring any valuables

How many more times user?

Ok *spills it on the floor and proceeds to shit in the glass*

Don't drink my milk faggot have you any idea how hard it is to get that milk like that

Quick, cum in his milk user!

If I see any Hillary or Bernie poster in the house you better unfuck yourself before I screw off your skull and shit down your neck!

Oh it was yours??