Wake up to this on body, what do?
Wake up to this on body, what do?
Nathan Carter
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Jackson Martinez
Rape it
Landon White
Foist!
Aiden Gutierrez
Brush it off and go back to sleep
Carter Davis
what if it goes up dikhole?
Colton Clark
"I found me a new buttplug"
Connor Bennett
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Jaxson Sanchez
burn house down, because if there is one of those in sight there is plenty more
Benjamin Cruz
Oh yeah
Sebastian Smith
Maga
Kayden Roberts
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John Baker
Eat it and go back to sleep
Liam Campbell
Witnessed
Nicholas Powell
It's a House Centipede, they're pretty harmless and prey on spiders.
James Rodriguez
what if it eats u first
Jordan Rivera
Cum on it first user, then eat it alive
Chase Jenkins
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Leo Russell
This is now a get thread.
Gavin Turner
Easton Gutierrez
What are you? A entomologist ?
Connor Lee
What in the....
Levi Bailey
Everyone knows already
Hudson Baker
>i find a hole in the wall
>its the nest
>put my dick in hole
>feels good man
>cum in the hole
>this make them multiply
>they grow bigger and bigger
>one crawls in my dickhole
>i feel its dry stick like legs in my urethra
>it bites my testicle from the inside of my scrotum and makes its new nest there
>mfw i cum house centipedes
Luke Taylor
ayyy
Luke Diaz
Now i wont be able to stop thinking about this -_-
Hudson Price
Adult female pubic lice after it lays eggs.
Seek treatment fast. Gestation is around 24 hrs.
They lay 1 to 2 thousand eggs.
Connor Long
Kill it and kill myself in the process
Grayson Lewis
I wish that'd happen to me :(
Carter Cruz
Spidees are good though because they eat nasty asd bugs like flies
Sebastian Young
Get thread confirmed
Wyatt Moore
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Michael Wright
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Christian Reyes
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Evan Mitchell
Eat it.
Carter Moore
You nigger
Ryder Wood
^
Christian Perez
Amazing
Jack Morgan
Continue to jerk off with extreme speed while starring at it to make sure it doesn't get too close, then run out screaming and ignore it and hope that it doesn't return. Spray a little bug spray in the corners of the room and spend the next couple of days being paranoid and jacking off too my new bug fetish
Daniel Gomez
wtf
Christopher Bennett
Wrong
Entomology fag here
Centipede
>centi
100
>pede
Pairs of legs
A CENTIped has 100 pairs of legs.
This undescribed animal only has 20 legs.
It's classified as a decapod, you moron.
Centipede is a misnomer in this situation
Julian Gutierrez
You may laugh, but these things are known to crawl up your dickhole and lay a clutch of eggs in your ball sack. A few days later you will be pissing bloody larvae.
Ryan Taylor
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David Howard
It happened to me before.
Christian Clark
cum on it
Jace Sanders
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William Cruz
brush it off and then spend 3 minutes picking up its remains because they fall apart like it's made of dust.
Daniel Ortiz
flick it off and ignore. these things are awesome, apex predators of the insect life indoors. the kill the fuck out of everything and it's 100% impossible for them to bite or sting you.
Jackson King
filthy samefag
Caleb Cox
Aiden Howard
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Jackson Stewart
fry and eat it
John Ward
Let it go. You have an ecosystem in your home, so why upset it? As nasty looking these things are, they actually eat worse pests like roaches and bedbugs.
Angel Parker
offbyone
Levi Collins
witnessed
Jonathan Reed
Ayyy Nice trips
Gabriel Nelson
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