One chance at life

>one chance at life
>born with black hair, brown eyes, average height

There is literally nothing unique to me. Not a mole or freckle.

least you didint born as finn

But are you white?

That is all what matters.

Finnish genes are superior

At least you don't have black skin, right? Well, except that it would bring to you degenerate girls...

My bad, dude.

Swedes says that even about somalis

>One shot at life
>Born with pectus excavatum and scoliosis because of inbred small-town New England heritage
>Wasn't born in Alpine Europe (Heaven on earth desu)

jimmy status; rustled

>same here, except I got blue eyes

tfw dodged the bullet.

Does part Italian count?

Im not dark enough to get that exotic latino look or white enough.

>one chance at life
>born with blue eyes, blonde hair
>but not born in the US

JUST

Black hair with blue eyes and light skin is best possible combination.

I don't have light skin.

>black hair and brown eyes

Can't you read?

I have skewed view on what is considered white since I am "white" germanic/slav/celt something with brown eyes and black hair.

This tbfqh senpaitachi

>>but not born in the US

The fuck is wrong with you, masochist

>one chance at life
>blue eyes
>blonde hair
>190cm tall
>white
>iq: 150+
>semi-autistic
fuck this shit

Same, but I'm fairly good lokking.

>1 {ONE[UNA(UNE)]} chance at life
>180 cm manlet
Please god, if you're there, end my misery

There's worse. You could have been a cuck white pussyboi.

At least you're average and not ugly like me
All my relationships have been online

>one chance at life
>when I never wanted to exist in the first place

This fucking sucks, I want a fucking refund. You have to slave away for some shitty body until you die? Who the fuck designed this shit?

>iq: 150+

pfff

>one life
>born in third world country

>violet eyes
>black hair
>lanky as fuck
>white
>300+ IQ
>charismatic
>sexy voice
>two chances at life