Rekt thread

Rekt thread

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Pls

Bumping for rekt

Gohan loves dick

Bump

Bump

bump

you actually have to post shit OP

Alright faggots, let's get this thread started!

I second that notion

Bump

yea still waiting on OP's contribution to start dump

Just to start off rekt doesn't equal gore. Rekt is rekt. Not gore.

this is going nowhere

ONE! TWO!
AAAAND HES OUT!

I hate street magicians, fucking attention whores

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>clear chat
>MS ROLL FOR Khakis Pants

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Makes me so mad. Poor driver was clearly trying to brake. What a dumb cunt.

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bump

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Why do they burn their beaks?

>Oh look I can't see a thing.
>Let's speed up.

Genius.

I think this guy is preparing for some magic stuff

Egg teeth

man, those film sets were incredible.

His face is like: "My ancestors are smiling upon me, can you say the same imperial?"

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I have a nagging feeling you're not a biologist.

she's one boob better than the 3 boobed chick from total recall

omg ew

Disgusting fuck.

where do her boobs stop ?

I have a better rack than she does, and I'm a dude.

lol bikefags

Fuck america and their fucking nuggets

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Test

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I yield

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Fun fact, that is definitely not a fucking koala

file name
>koala

Its a fucking sloth you degenerate fuck.

kek

HELLO FAGS! Im here to save this rekt thread! With wetbacks

>koala killed by lion
It's a fucking sloth

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In yo face

NIIIIIICE WOOOORK YOU DIIID!!!

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What took him so long to break? And why is that dad such a fucking retard?

man deserves extermination.

youtube.com/watch?v=5_LxyhCJpsM
NOW DANCE FUCKER DANCE!!

thats captain hindsight u fucking autist, learn to meme

Stupid monkey knew it was coming. You see it in his eyes. He gave in to fate. Even Bernie has to eat.

May I ask for some animal attacking/mutilating human? It's my kink

the child must of had down syndrome or something for the father to throw the child infront of a car

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Not OP but I've got exactly what you're looking for.

Sloths aren't monkeys. Neither are koalas. Just saying...

Im not op. Becuz op dont even know what rekt is... so here u got

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holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. intense as fuck

And then this happens

Thank you very much based anons

the flying nun - one hot bitch

good day

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Watch it with this song! youtube.com/watch?v=5_LxyhCJpsM

Most horrible thing I've ever witnessed. Mainly because I'm terrified of bears.

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What is it with bears eating peoples faces? This seems to be a pattern. Now I'm not an expert, but I can hardly imagine faces are the tastiest or most nutritious part of the human body, not the quickest way to kill someone either....are bears just stupid or do they just like those yummy, yummy faces?

I don't know but it's scary as fuck

Funny thing is that bbw-s can be hot as fuck, but this one is just fucking disgusting.

they dont even go for the neck. Pretty sure bears are just evil.

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SAFE

Yeah, just look at the evil little fucker.

Fuck off, Pete

>and last birthday

bears are not very smart, and they rely on brute strength instead of agility, stealth and tactics. A bear doesn't understand an ambush or a quick kill like a cougar or tiger. They rely entirely on direct brute force.

The face is simply the easiest and softest part to attack on a human which is usually covered in tough inedible fibers (clothing). It's basically one of the only completely exposed extremities.

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well, he was going 2X the speed limit, probably factored in. maybe.

>the easiest and softest part

Wat? Do me a favour and punch somebody in the face and then in the stomach. Wanna bet which makes your fists hurt more?
Besides, even going for the arms or legs will probably cause more bleeding and thus a quicker victory, not to mention the neck. Maybe they go for the eyes first? At least that would make sense.

True

>lion
it's a fucking puma you retarded special snowflake

Kill me pete please, please, PLEASE DO IT.

Well, to be fair pumas are also known as "mountain lions". But that koala is definitely not a koala.

IDK what you autistic retards are looking at, but that's clearly a tree.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

so much winning...

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