Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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It was. But i was fit, and could keep up with the track teams star sprinter for a half a mile before I'd need to slow down. I even tried a small competition at Six Flags once but got my ass handed to me since they chose slower songs than I'm used to.
>Not!

Mandatory.

Morning Karen wasup?

Stolen

I'm a piece of shit and my family's situation is fucked up, I'm depressed and I often think about killing myself.
People also call me a cum dumpster because I love roleplaying. I'm such a failure in this life and even my parents hate me.

Kek, thats what I thought

Too far

Nice~

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>claiming yume
How is it going karen?

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that's what's up

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Claimed

I did the same a few days ago, there's such a massive difference.

Meme it up

Miho claimed

Why have i not dies from exhaustion yet?

Best type moon claimed.

I am leaving

Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be

bye

Doing fine Yume, how about you?
Up for some overwatch?

Claimed btw

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QOTT: what is /waifu/ listening to?

Me:m.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUATkpMQ8A

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Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be

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Hi :3

claiming robit so that no one can

too soon

well duh

Sure, you are

Wieso nicht selbständig? Mir würde nur noch ein Job fehlen.

easy one

youtube.com/watch?v=wqIJ3xiBvqY&list=RDfXAAqBuaVzc&index=29

that's a nice gif

whats up

hahaa

Is this best NEET

Distance running is really not my jam but I can beat most people in a straight sprint. My stamina has improved over the years, though. I know that pain, when you've only been playing the really tough stuff the easy ones can completely throw you off.
>what a qt3.14

youtu.be/Tm4eoUpfRro

Banki claimed

youtube.com/watch?v=oHQUUAcB0io

youtube.com/watch?v=oOlWu15vzyE

Yeah let me finish my stuff in hearthstone after that we can go
youtube.com/watch?v=TRQNkAAIDnA
Selbständigkeit liegt mir nicht.
Ich bin faul, sehr faul deswegen wäre das nix für mich.

why do these threads even exist

Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)

don't fucking steal my waifu

i'm going to sleep guys. my headache is getting worse and i still feel sick. goodnight

Ehm woops, I meant later tonight lol
Internet bad now

Ich ja auch. Gib mir nen einfachen Job im Gamestop und viel selbständiger werd ich nicht

night Jenny

Crippling loneliness.
Up to you really.
How are you doing qt?

whats everyone up today? Anyone watch kabaneri of the iron fortress. I think its on amazon im trying to get my sisters account right now. Ive seen the first five its aight.

I am leaving

Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be

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Wew lad

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wC34NOWlMIU

this

>don't fucking steal my waifu

apparently it was ok for them to steal other peoples waifus so i just did it to you.

Pal.
You're fucking cringe.
Cosplaying? Seriously?
Holy shit.
You're the cancer that's killing Sup Forums.
You like traps.
You're cringe as fuck.
You don't know how to take a fight like a man.
Because, oh wait.
You don't even know what you are.

Heh~

Anyways, I'll be back in a little bit. I gotta do some stuff. Cya later everyone!

Good night.

>Shiro

Get in here faggots
Piss off Karen

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youtu.be/UclCCFNG9q4
youtu.be/HLUX0y4EptA
youtu.be/4n_Ozd-r2zo

Sup Operator!

Ya, sprints I'm good at. Long legs are hella good for them. But distance, despite the long time I can dance, is something I just can't seem to get.
>Not even a 2/10 m8

Go and fight with your shit family as you usually do because they won't let you at PC anymore.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6JJw-ntEG_0

hey, whats up.

>that picture

muh dick.

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Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be

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Happy afternoon claim

Lame.
As usual.

YOU'VE BEEN MEME'D FUCKIN' HARD, SON!
youtu.be/QOOtv7iGKYc

youtube.com/watch?v=zV48aAF5AcM

I like that Pic
Thanks for posting it so often

Not much. Just ate, pillows are dry so I can actually lay down now, and just a general slow morning for me. How bout you?

Birb.

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Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be

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:)

Cat.
>How are you fam?

My legs aren't particularly long, I'm just light and lean I guess. And I push myself like all hell.
>11/10

See you soon Prinz!

I'm doing great, what about you?

Yo

Please, don't joke about such matters. Suicide isn't funny. I should know. I've attempted suicide many times, and failed. I have been on suicide watch, 3 times this year. So childish...

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Is it a plane?
Is it a bird?
Not its Birb as McReeeee

you fucking faggot

SHE'S MINE BAKA ANONKUN

Qt 3.145

Meant to link this to you,

Pirate karen?

Holy shit!

You actually got the filename right for once. After months of sweat and effort. Well done.

I am just copy-pasting this because I think is funny

Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be, because I'm either a roleplaying cancer, a fucking edgy old man, a failure in gaming or just some attention seeking faggot

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It's McKotocree

Is not me, you fucking retard.

I am leaving

Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be

bye

Check that email fam.

bullshit... anyway, from where is Mi Liu? Seems like a webcomic to me and not a Manga. I suppose Manwha Webcomic.

Go and drink yourself to death or something and stop replying, gramps.

But you're all the same.

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they didn't end up calling me in for work so i stayed up and slept until an hour ago. Arma 3 released the big update to the dev branch so i'm gonna play that all day. i might go to the store or get some chillie fries later.

you got any big plans? just gonna chill for the rest of the day or go to sleep?


are you just gonna keep posting cute tomboys doing my fetishes ?

That is amazing

I am leaving

Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be

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You know it fam

McCREEEEEEEEEEEEE

good i hope more of you attention whoring faggots get out of these normie circle jerks so they stop happening. it's literally disgusting what these threads have become. might as well be g/fur or clop threads at this point.

Mi Liu's from Space Time Prisoner

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Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be

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>inb4 copypasta
I think it's about time I gave you guys a proper thank you. These threads are really one of my sole reasons I have not killed myself. I love this community as a whole, and it's really changed my life for the better. This is truly the only thing in my life where I can find real happiness. So I guess what I'm trying to say is thank you all, honestly. OK, enough of this emotional baby bullshit.

Stop roleplaying as Izuru, please.
For fuck's sake, you are a grown up human. Try for once to stop being such a cringe ass.

It's set as unlisted, so if you want it, save the link.

I'm gonna read it anyway...
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I'm not roleplaying. There truly isn't any notable difference between you lot now. At least, not anymore.

Cringe.
Anyone who tought about killing himself is just a egoistical piece of shit.

Just playing some Diablo 3 right now.
Obviously Hearthstone later, and then to top it off, I'm gonna finish K-On.
All my plans right there.

I am leaving

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Kek, posting the pasta himself because noone cares about you, not even shitposters.

kys faggot

read what you just typed and think about how your parents would react if they knew this. you deserve no pity. no attention. just get buried under the attention whoring of the sad lonely souls shitposting endlessly in this echo chamber of normies.

I have done

Mio

>you lot
What do you mean, you lot?

threads a bit crazy right now

Go and drink yourself to death, your situatin saddens me.

Glad we could help you a bit

just a tiny little bit

Claiming Gilles de Rais