Last Night
Adelaide 12.28.100 def North Melbourne 10.7.67
Today
Collingwood vs Fremantle at the MCG at 7:50pm AEST
Teams
Collingwood
In: Nathan J. Brown, James Aish, Travis Cloke
Out:Jarrod Witts (Omitted), Jack Frost (Omitted), Ben Crocker (Knee)
Fremantle
In: Jack Hannath
Out: Tanner Smith (Hamstring)
>aboball
Who /ridesabike/ here?
I'm victorian but I'll support fremantle, because fuck collingwood
Just checked, i'm still under the SC radar
kys caro
who else here /heaveho/ tonight?
HEAVE HO 3 IN A ROW UNNA
Who here /north/
>tfw NORFing has commenced
>tfw out in first week of finals
who /dabloos/ here?
Still laughing about that after last night, especially the riding to the brothel shit.
>mfw thought there was no footy tonight
I had to go to bed at 10, fucking plebs archive is down so I can't see that thread.
It was just amazing, I've rarely seen that level of autism.
bikecunt's mspaint comic was just hilarious
I missed out on that, read through it about midnight, that was something else. It's so unbelievable, but with that honest ring of truth.
>8°C pissing down with rain
>Jesus, better do a shop for the next few days with my two bags.
>this is fine, dumb car cucks.
honestly think we biked him out of town 2bh, hope he shows up again
>tfw higher quality of life
>tfw drinking soylent trash instead of real food
>tfw riding to the brothel
my fucking sides.
help me out: I'm a bit of an /afl/ layman, but why would a team decide to lose games at this stage of the season? Seems like a severe oversight by every team except /crows/.
Could I get an explanation for this? The only reason I'm seeing is stark incompetence at all levels of the respective teams and managements, but these people are meant to be professionals.
oh, it'll be a case of >u hav bean troled hard, I guarantee it. He'll be back, there isn't a prossie alive who can fuck those levels out of someone.
lads
You will never be one of several Fremantle Docker players cucked by teammate Nat Fyfe
His MSpaint comic fucking killed my sides.
Not only that it all started with some other user talking about having a driving lesson, bikecunt made his appearance through insulting this user, telling him that he'd waste the money on his "cuckmobile".
It was an impressive display to say the least.
Wasn't he a perth cunt?
I don't think he replied to my question because I was the Perth cunt talking about the brothel behind the bike shop.
>Pandering to the BSA's with this NBA shit
>worst cuckstralia
KEK
>Bikecunt furiously pedaling off his rage on his 20km each way ride to the whorehouse tonight
>"Fucking cucks with their cuckmobiles"
My sides
Post bikecunt cliffnotes.
How do we fix Cucktorian football?
I suggest halving the number of cucktorian clubs. Obvious they have to keep the """big four""" and merge other teams into them. That leaves one slot for another club to stay alive, I suggest Geelong for the sake of having a non-melbourne based club.
Clubs that stay;
Richmond
Collingwood
Essendon
Carlton
Geelong
Defunct merger clubs;
North Melbourne
St Kilda
Bulldogs
Hawthorn
Melbourne
Only question is who do we merge the defunct clubs with?
>merging hawthorn
Yeah, right.
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>21 year old NEET posted about having first driving lesson he was scared of
>Some cunt spergs out because he has to get a licence to drive his wife and daughter around (may or may not be bikecunt)
>Some sperg goes off about how cars are wastes of money and "cuckmobiles"
>Proceeds to lose his mind about how he runs his own business (/afl/ believes it's junk mail delivery service) and can ride anywhere and works where he wants and fucks whores on the regular at brothels
>Pontificates about how he has a "higher standard of living" because he isn't a cuck with a cuckmobie and drinks soylent (literally isn't food) just that and vitamins and minerals and fucks new women all the time
>Gets BTFO for the second half of the game with various memes
>Posts a side splitting Pepe of how wagecucks drive cars.
Anything I missed chaps?
Hawthorn are an irrelevant club, you cant be short sighted and base it on recent """success""". They are not one of the big clubs and never will be.
Just look at the """"""big 4"""""", they languishing now. If they get another clubs best players they might be competitive.
this one? pretty sure it's an /n/ oldie
The playing card exhaust m8
lol thanks but that was actually me I left that out of the cliffs because I didn't want to make it about me
>ride to brothel
>pay for sex
>whores get to hear your sick playing card "exhaust" as you pull away popping a wheelie.
terrible bait.
you usually create better works, try again WAautist.
>cuckmobile
Top kek. Come back bikecunt.
Not only could it make the most popular Cucktorian clubs competitive again. A even draw where every team plays each other twice is possible.
Keep applying yourself.
I heard bikecunt got arrested, lads.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>Cucktoria
KEK
>worst cuckstralia
KEK
no bell?
no helmet?
How is every team playing twice not infinitely better than the uneven draw?
Do Collingwood have any chance tonight lads?
Got done for stealing a trolley from woolies to get his shopping home.
Would say this system is easier. Teams that ended up lower on the ladder play the same sides that ended up in the lower half more than the top sides would play them and vice versa.
>quads
Buckley better hope so.
Nice digits
No, Freo will win again.
audibly laughed.
LOL
>shopping at cuckworths
In my mind's eye he's an IGA man.
Anyone playing sides like Hawkthorn twice are at an automatic disadvantage. Then you have form reversals from one season to the next.
>POOR
>LITTLE
>WORST
>KEKSTRALIAN
KEK!
This is a sorry turnout from the crowd
It's like 3 degrees m8
Why are West Australians such cucks?
Seem to always want to be the victim.
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I'm Victorian, you massive autist.
It's 5 degrees but windchill is making it feel much lower. I'd rather be comfy mate can't really blame them.
>hurr durr stupid cucktorian, ill just act like another one of his cucktorian friends
yeah, jog on worst cuckstralian
Cuck spam is so 2015 boys just give it up, we live in the era of Bikecunt autism now.
I made one reply about the draw, jesus christ you are a loser.
HEAVE HO STARTING SLOW UNNA
>muh Victorian competition
>muh winter sport
>complain that it's too cold
How do we fix the state of worst cuckstralia? I mean, I have heard that the worst cuck eagles are in the best financial state compared to other teams? Maybe they can bail out their worst cuckstralian government?
or do we impregnate it with big, strong, eastern state money?
Or do we leave it do the dogs? Do these cucks really deserve it?
What went wrong?
>long sleeves
Well done showing the other post got to you, mental midget.
tbf they are a patrician tier jumper to wear as a supporter
>most successful club of the last 55 years
>recent """success"""
kek
>this Collingwood "crowd"
The cucktorians probably didn't want to be seen as sexist
Fucking goons who wear short sleeve over their t-shirts or jumpers.
should be black though, not like his mum had to cut up a spare Geelong shirt to make it for it. Either way, I hope he gets bullied, it's soccer-tier levels of softness
hawthorn are irrelevant minnows, all always have been, always will be.
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3 times in a row la
Yeah just as long as you have been following footy, dipshit,
It's fucking cold, lads
Cuddle in bed with ur gf, m8.
Based brexit
Freo's on fucking crack. Why they trying to play on at all costs?
It's like they are trying to achieve a speed akin to bikecunt on his way to the brothel.
Proud of dad
m8
running training drills
Got the place to myself tonight, she was called in for an emergency at work, gotta help the boss finalise some last minute reports or something
Going to maccas to get food for the game, can I get you lads anything?
Double quarter pounder and a cup of ice thanks
quarter pounder by itself minus pickes and 2 McDoubles both minus pickles thanks mate.
Filet o fish thanks
Is this the Somali embassy?
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Who does Bruce support?
cheese burger with just the bun and sauce, cheers
How much will Collingwood win by lads?
Adelaide Crows la
piss poor crowd for a friday night game tbph
No dramas lads
Also
>bikecunt will never know what its like to be able to drive to maccas whenever you want
Really? Interesting cheers mate
He would go through the drive-thru on his bike like a mad cunt.