Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Oh Emi!
Good to see you, how are you doing?
Claimed
here we go
im ready for the shitstorm
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
QUOTT: What is the motivation shitposters have?
>Didn't see the second part of the first quote
Fuck
I seem to have caused quite a bit of shit mongering, sorry about that.
Wtf is going on?
>fittest waifu claimed
Good afternoon /waifu/, Britfag Maki claimed.
Not sure if you will believe me with the leaving copypasta going around, but it is with sadness that I say that I’m leaving the thread.
After Hand-kun left, I thought about it and realised that he was right. I’m struggling a lot with personal issues at the moment, and participation in the thread isn’t helping. It’s like I’m selling myself out by identifying as someone else, and it actually makes me a little sad.
I’m leaving for the benefit of my own mental health.
I’m leaving to try and win my life back from this mental illness.
I’ve not been here as long as a founding member such as Hand, but it’s been a great couple of months.
To everyone, thank you for your time and concern. I did not hate anybody here, you made my day a great deal brighter just by being around.
I’d appreciate if you would cap this and pass it on to those who I’ve thanked, most importantly.
Well, it’s certainly a weight off of my chest.
So, for the last time, goodnight, sweet dreams of your waifus.
Roll safe, mangs.
Yours, Maki.
MEME OVERLOAD.
Ask desu he's an expert.
Please, don't joke about such matters. Suicide isn't funny. I should know. I've attempted suicide many times, and failed. I have been on suicide watch, 3 times this year. So childish...
I'd say it's absolute motivation. Or autistic. Either one works.
You Europeans and your waking up past noon.
I guess I was breathing wrong as I'm a filthy mouth breather.
Why does everyone call me tsun?! I'm not!
No u!
>Seriously, I'm not!
Never seen someone do that before.
And yeesh, I'm lucky. My dog doesn't really bark at all.
did have individual thanks, but word limit desu
Goodbye I guess, assuming this is true.
It's been fun
Claimed
I am sads.
Have a good one fam
Fuck memes.
Spideys used to chill with us, they are nice once they see this is not a loli thread.
Training a lot, that's my plan. New race in july maybe, 6k.
Doing great, exams are over and I can relax again and go back to my exercise. And you?
I'm not sure that being trapped here forever is a good thing anymore.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?
Akiko claimed
I hope life treats you well britfag. It was nice knowing ya.
D.va claimed
Is desu of the ylyl desu spam here?
Goodbye Maki! Although we never talked.
See ya
>suicide isn't funny
Suicide is very funny
You just have a shit sense of humor
We will miss you and just like hand, I wished you could simply manage your time better and visit us once in a while, even if once a month or something.
I barely talked with you but I did like your presence, have a good one and I hope you can get a grip of your life.
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Claimed
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
Why are you making fun of what Hand wrote, you moron?
He was older than you in this threads.
Cancerous faggots like you is the reason Hand kun left.
Don't you dare make fun of him, you faggot.
That's the same text as the Hand pasta, unlikely that it's real
Glad to hear that, how did exams go?
I'm doing alright as usual, nothing new from me.
See you around britfag, you're a nice guy.
Another one bites the dust
I have no clue
I didn't talk to you a whole lot, but I thought you were nice enough. I wish you luck in whatever it is you do, Brit!
>Assuming this one is serious
...
Best type moon claimed.
To run or not to run.
Hard to tell if this is real but I've never seen any pasta like it so I'll have to assume it is. Take care, Maki. Will miss your company in these threads.
>I'm not!
You're just defeating yourself at this point.
Suiseki? He comes in here every few months but no he doesn't regularly post here.
I know.
Vigil is a faggot.
Qt 3.145
Oh shit.
10/10
Bordem, not liking the thread, think it's like loli, trap, fur and so on
I don't know. I just got here too
DAMMIT BRIT MAKI I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU! Alright dude. Best of luck with whatever is going on in your life
>Ask a shitposter anything
or both?
Heya Emi!
Why would you even visit loli/trap/fur/etc if you don't like it? You can simply scroll past it or put a filter in it
am not
lol ok
I posted and fell asleep right away last night.
How has waifu been.
Shit I want to see if he's ok
Haven't seen desu spam in any of the usual threads in over a week, I hate him but still worry about his well being.
SATAN TRIPS GET SPOOKED GUYS XDDXDXDXD
Are you all RETARDED?
That's exactly what Hand Kun posted when he left.
He's making fun of him by posting that.
You all are the reason who left.
You never cared, yet he did, and now you're making fun of him.
Cool community.
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
Literally fuck off and don't come back ever.
>chu2
>Shichimiya in the rain
Fuuuuug.
Why are all you fags falling for this? It is a copy of the Hand kun message?
GG shitposter, 1:0 for you
Also my waifu magically will also leave now that she's been posted I guess
This post is legit
you better still show your face in OW faggot
How?! This shit is rigged.
Probably.
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miia claimed
Best snek waifu reporting in
Back after a month or more edition
how is everyone doing?
How the fuck do you fail suicide? Did you not drink enough bleach or was the rope too loose?
Here comes more drama and shitposting, but see you later.
>That's exactly what Hand Kun posted when he left
okay lol
I'll pass your regards on if he posts, what name do you go by?
Checked the dude with a cool looking husbandos who might be the shitposter
>copy of Hand's post
stopped reading there to be honest
...
What is up with people taking bait now?
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
P.S Spider best girl.
>
>claiming cirno
fish
>It is a copy of the Hand kun message?
no
Uh I think he knows me as the guy who made 5 ylyl threads in protest and once spammed a waifu thread until I was banned for all of 5 minutes.
Take care Brit, best of wishes to you.
The bio exam went pretty well, the chem exam... let's just say I wrote stuff.
Glad to hear that you are doing okay.
Where is good ol' Uncle Adolf when you need him
Run. Always.
Hi Chara, how's it going?
>How has waifu been.
Good question. What's up, Tsuyu?
This is taking a dark turn...
How ya doing Tsuyu? We're not in the best state currently if you couldn't tell.
I come to frogs, especially Tsuyu.
Fish.
I'm sorry Emi, I'm a bit busy now so I can't really hold a conversation.
You better win that race, I'm rooting for you.
Apologies again.
lol I'll screenshot this and show it to him then.
Have a nice day, friend.
That's a good question
These past 2 threads have been low quality copypastas
Forgot to say, this better be just a shitpost.
I understand, take care of whatever you have to. I'll do my best to win, promise.
I'm starting to miss Mai
fish
Going steady. I more or less got up and am doing something now with my time. Writing applications and learning a bit. Not much, but something.
So, what did you do? Haven't seen you in a while
Yes sir, you'll be happy to hear that I'm getting back in shape, did an acceptable 8km at 38 minutes without feeling too bombed out.
Glad your exams went well, mine weren't so good.
Oh I'm also a fur fag and have clashed a couple times on those regards but don't know if he remembers.
Anyway I need to go, if you see him ask why his spam has dropped off, I hate the spam but am worried about him.
Is okay.
They are retarded, don't try to speak with them.
They are eating themselves anyway.
Or, I may be one of you.
wow.
WHat bait? I don't get it.
You guys just replied to what Hand kun said few days ago.
?
I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALONG WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.
Well looks like everything is the same.
Just wanted to pop in and say hello to you all and mention that I will finally be quitting my night job at Starbucks, finishing this month and then July and I'll be out so that will give me more time to focus on myself, my life, my friends, my relationship, etc. And with that I really think I'm gonna be able to turn things around and have an overall better attitude and stuff.
Things are good and I'm wishing you all the best.
Honestly, that's his own damn fault.
>He alienated himself
>He didn't use moderation
>He decided to put on a front and pretend to be someone else instead of himself
Someone is quite dedicated to you~
LUCKY! My dogs don't really bark but they seem to when waking me up or someone is at the door :/
I tried ask what they see on in what thy like and all seem to like them because "fuck you. That's why"
Hello
Annnnnd were back to one maki
Will do, I think I've seen you before if you spam us with the shark.
Have a nice day.
Glad you're okay. Good luck
Sheesh, even NEETs have a better use of their time than that
I'm happy things are looking up for you friend. See ya around.
Kek
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
Licky licky too?
Smugs
Checked
There was some bullshit spam going on yesterday and I believe someone got Mai involved with it but he ended up only coming on just to say that the Mai shitposter wasn't him and that he stopped shitposting a while ago
Or something like that I can't remember exactly what happened
I don't agree with this tbh.
What up. Dude Hundred is good! watchin that shit right nao
Supprotive quads checked
Every time i am back in the threads there are a shit ton of new people
how is everyone doing?
Does that mean I'm the main interest in the harem?
Well I sleep in the garage, remember that. I only have my one doge out here with me, and she's a silent lovable one. Only ever barks when I won't give her the tennis ball, or when it seems like someone's trying to hurt me. The other dogs in the house though will bark at the thought of the wind. But they are in the house, thus I can't hear them.
I love Marisa
As much as I hate to say it it's not fake and Britfag Maki will be quitting. Been talking to him for a while now and he dosent feel like he as been himself in these threads. You may call it fake or hate him as much as you want, but he isnt going to come back.
Claimed
Agree with what?
I think NEETs can do better then shitpost in threads.