>wake up
>see this on you
Wat do?
Wake up
Jaxson Peterson
Evan Collins
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Thomas Cook
Nice flycatcher! And sleep again, today no need to go somewhere.
Isaac Cooper
Leave the house and get it fumigated. House centipedes are no laughing matter. Very venomous.
Jason Green
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Hunter Sullivan
Nigga u stoned. They eat other insects and at most they can bite you. Their bite might react like a bee sting at worst IF THEY CAN PENETRATE YOUR BODY ;'D . Other wise nothing happens.
Carson Price
self combust
Alexander Allen
Oh I didn't know that thank u for correcting me. Also, I'm not stoned yet. The weed man is getting here at 12.
Brayden Myers
do the same thing i did when i saw it last night when i woke up hearing a scratching noise.
run away like a pussy and burn the house.
Chase Roberts
Freak out irrationally, Ace Ventura style, for several minutes.
Jace Lee
They don't make noise. Sure that wasn't your mom sweeping the floor or cleaning dishes?
Daniel Wright
Do a 360 and walk away
Hudson Morgan
put it under your foreskin and staple it
Jeremiah Scott
Done that and i didnt like it
Nathaniel Gutierrez
I hate these things. I know they eat other insects but fuck em anyway.
Theyre scary looking, and if youre not careful will hurt you. Even if they eat other scary bugs. Theyre literally like the black people of the bug universe.
Blake Taylor
Easy...
Chase Moore
I live right on the water so I get a lot of these fucks in my place. Woke up several months ago with one of them crawling on my face. They're creepy as all fucking hell, but their main priority is to get away from you ASAP. You'd have to seriously fuck with one to get it to bite you. Either kill them or let them do their thing and leave on their own.
Andrew Martinez
Fuck it
Kevin Ramirez
no, that's the giant fucking death spiders of Australia. you want nothing to do with them and their lives and have no way of getting rid of them
house centipedes are at most the weird Latino garbage men that might catcall the neighborhood women. useful but mildly annoying
Connor Cooper
Reach for my shotgun and blow the fucker to pieces.
Jacob Diaz
Make a thread on Sup Forums and let trips decide its fate
Adrian Reed
you would just walk toward the thing
360=full circle retard
Carter Robinson
OP said it's ON YOU so you would kill yourself, retard.
Ian Cooper
Nah, House centipedes are the niggers
Josiah Bell
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Jace Jackson
kill it
Evan Hill
Straight up die from the heebie jeebies.
Josiah Edwards
Remind her to stay on her side of the bed; I'm not in the mood tonight.
Jace Lopez
put it on the frying pan