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commonwealth edition

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frogs out

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grab your dick and double click

would give my left nut to live and work in America

you used to message me bare on facebook pussyhole but i didn't message you back

business idea: girls that dissipate into thin air after you cum

My lord. Gandalf the Grey is coming.

He's a herald of woe.

The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late, Theoden king.

He's not welcome.

And why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?

A just question, my liege. Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear. "Lathspell" I name him. Ill news is an ill guest.

Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.

His staff! I told you to take the wizard's staff!

Brits > French > Israelis > Icelandics > Japanese > Irish > Canadians > Yanks > Kiwis > Aussies

To be quite honest

his nose looks like a cock and his teeth are fucked

would give my life to nut in a British woman

millie b is such a slag

which one are you lads?

>i did it and it can be hard, many dont take jokes well and banter has to be carefully done else they see it as rude.

how? did you get sponsored and that?

millie b > soph a

Brits would have starved during the war if they hadn't exported starvation to the colonies.

How does that make you feel, user?

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really make you think

Ah yes, a jewish francophile weaboo

bluepilled weeaboo detected

on the bacardi and coke again x

what am i like x

Every week she's on a new lad

me on the left

no

me no hablo espanol
bruv stop thinking you're pablo

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choon

such a fucking shit ranking

i have literally no clue about political leanings

all i know is i hate pakis and niggers

Ah yes

don't even know which one is which iah

Where's the one where it says "What do you mean it's illegal to sell my kids online?"

BLOOD RACK BARBED WIRE
POLITICIANS FUNERAL PYRE

shut the fuck up

rorke

Incorrect

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your girl's pom pom stinks like the a13 beckton exit

soph

Conservatism, everything else is kiddie tier.

good post

>Go to job interview today
>Went surprisingly well
>Leaving
>Tripped on the top stairs
>Grabbed the bannister half way down
>Swung sideways and banged my knee as I kind of fell down
>Woman just stood there shocked
>Get up
>They keep asking if I'm okay
>Try to play it off and say 'silly me' as I go bright red and pretend it's okay (it wasn't okay)
>Try not to limp on my way out
>Walk down the rest of the stairs in silence
>They usher me and I stand outside holding my knee trying not to scream

Welp, now it's gone from 'that guy seems alright' to 'is that the guy who broke his legs on the stairs on the way out?'

>fascism
>economically right wing
I don't like this meme, it's just people on the left trying to distance themselves from fascism

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>never rave it up with the gals again

oh shit
ye i meant soph > millie

Me? I'm a radical centrist.

Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?

No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil... between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!

Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!

why?

once the war against muslims starts in europe the quicker we can get rid of them

>terrorists want us to get angry and become more of a threat to them putting them in greater danger and making it more difficult for them to attack

can't fault this logic

I hate all non whites

They might give you a job just so you don't sue them

according to this thing, progressive, but leftists have tarnished that term

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same

democratic socialism

He's right, ostracizing muslims might push them to the terrorists's side, but letting them live here as if they were home, giving in to their never-ending demands and letting them breed like rabbits is even more dangerous.

The green letters...

Looks a bit too blackish for my tastes, tell her I said no.

This summer...
*aerial shot of The Shire*
>[echoing, dreamlike] Longbottom Leaf...
*panning shot of barrels of empty pipe weed*
*Pippin exhales a cloud of smoke*
>Dude, like, why didn't the eagles just fly the ring to Mordor?
*Merry reaches for some more weed, but it's all gone*
Another quest begins...
>Pippin, that was the last of this year's harvest! The Shire's all out of weed now!
*They both sigh*
Old friends return...
>We have to go see Nugbeard, he'll know what to do.
*shot of the Hobbits entering Fangorn Forest*
New friends are made...
>Duuudes!
Seth Rogen is Rastagast the Green in...
*rap remix of Sauron's theme*
>Did you say orc weed?
>The best kush can only be found in the hood, my boys.
*scenes of orcs partying and making shatter with the heat of lava in Mordor*
ONE BONG TO TOKE THEM ALL

won't rest until the leafs are dead

this woman is so good looking that it's honestly just depressing. I will NEVER be with a girl as qt as this

why the nonce glasses?

yeah she's not bad

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>party on the 16th, party on the 23rd, party on the 28th, party on the 25th, party on the 26th, party on the 31st, party on the 1st

would rather be at work 2bh

ahhh yes american apparel

NEED a Tracer gf

Where can I find a black gf like this??

she looks awful

im sure she'd wobble at the knees at the sight of you m8

>tattoos
>commie flag

I don't date degenerates

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>you never got to experience this in a club in Glasgow in the 90s absolutely steaming

hahahaha fuck off

new?

>neighbour spends literally 15+ minutes every single night trying to reverse onto his drive revving his engine like it's the first time he's done a hill start

fucking hell

Friendly reminder.

how come janny lets us post rosy in her knickers but won't let us post a black woman in a swimsuit

is he a racist?

>marrying a literal sex worker
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The hour is later than you think. Sauron's forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul.

(The Nine?!)

They crossed the River Isen on midsummer's eve, disguised as riders in black.

(They've reached the Shire?!)

They will find the Ring... and kill the one who carries it.

(Frodo!)

You did not seriously think that a hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron? There are none who can. Against the power of Mordor, there can be no victory. We must join with him, Gandalf... we must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.

Tell me... "friend"... when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?

Yaaaah! (Uhrrrr-ah!)

Ick-aaah...urrgggg....uh! Urrrrh!!

Ahhhhhhhhh!! Arg... Hwooo!

Eh, ngh, ahhhh, erruh! Yah!

Owurruh, hurrrr, agh!

Eh!

Hah!

Urrrrruh! Uh!

Arrrrrhhhhhhhh! (Gnngh!) Hahhh!

Eyough... Huiyooo!

Uwughuh!

Woah...

Harrgggh!

Nnhrrrrugh. Ugh. Wugh.

I gave you the chance of... (Urrrr, ugh!) aiding me (Ugh!) willingly. But you... have elected... (Uroaah!) the way of... PAIN!

Whhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she needs the blue pill fucked out of her

does anyone know what the a13 beckton exit actually smells like?

leave him alone you bitter cunt

lost hope

defo locking into this at 8
can't wait for the christmas giveaway

soph aspins fanny
mate fingered her there once

really really love singing hymns at mass lads . might join a choir

tfw a music teacher and a well renowned composer both complimented your voice when you were little and i never trained it through puberty

might be my biggest regret alongside not smooching girls who offered

shit piss and fish

>still a virgin despite countless open net chances due to probably unjustified small dick anxiety

This definitely won't have any affect on my mental state further down the line

If I had to be in the land of Leaves I'd choose Vancouver

>milky way galaxy hovering 100 km above australia

nice, did god give them that in exchange for the great barrier reef?

she genuinely does

my condolences

how old

>Yaaaah! (Uhrrrr-ah!)
>Ick-aaah...urrgggg....uh! Urrrrh!!
>Ahhhhhhhhh!! Arg... Hwooo!
>Eh, ngh, ahhhh, erruh! Yah!
>Owurruh, hurrrr, agh!
>Eh!
>Hah!
>Urrrrruh! Uh!
>Arrrrrhhhhhhhh! (Gnngh!) Hahhh!
>Eyough... Huiyooo!
>Uwughuh!
>Woah...
>Harrgggh!
>Nnhrrrrugh. Ugh. Wugh.

you know what triggers me?

day z was made by a kiwi and everyone pronounces it zee instead of zed

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mans is ugly

looks like a favelado

fucking state of AJ's acne scars

had acne all my teenage years, still do, and my skin is smooth when its not there

haven't shown much enthusiasm with the gf lately

reckon she might think I've gone off her haha

what's a poom poom?

the show on NTS 1 rn is quite good