Hey /b I dropped my laptop. How do I fix it?

Hey /b I dropped my laptop. How do I fix it?

>"Dropped"

Duct tape and mayo. Fixed my macbook like that

This looks like insurance fraud. Reported.

Nope. Nothing.

Kek

take it to repairman. they know how to fix that

better delete this pic, there is your mac address

That's not duct tape, that's why it's still not working you cheap faggot.

Either Sacrifice it to Satan or boil it. Boiling it gives you extra RAM i think.

Do boil the whole laptop or just the ram?

um...glue it.

Don't be a fucking idiot. Just the RAM.

you don't, buy a new one

i dont thin its broken chef
>its broken

did you try turning it off and on?

Have you tried plugging it in, looks like it just needs a nice reboot

have you tried turning it on and off?

I would if I could find the power button

your a tremendous faggot

Be careful which one of theses you do, they're both VERY VERY different. Trust me, I work at a retirement home.

How do I know when it's done?

>*you're

don't forget to cum on the RAM

When it gets to the point of finishing. Then it'll be done. Throw some pasta in there too, it helps both speed up the process and adding RAM.

you'll know its finished when you have more ram

>can't even spell

Did u delete your system32 folder?

checked

your a tremendous faggot also

Looks done to me

At least it wasn't a Mackbook Pro Air Deluxe Retina Con Carne! Steve would have literally died if this pic was of a Mackbook Pro Air Deluxe Retina Con Carne!
>Thanks Steve Jobs, especially for your fucking terrible autocorrect that pisses EVERYONE off

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Almost finished, it wont fully be compatible with you're laptop unless you add sauce. That or melted butter.

did you try and restart?

little longer chef

Dropped?
This before or after you beat the fuck outta it with a hammer??

Thanks opee much amount of keks were had.

Put some salt on it

Simple. Gas chamber

funny

Butter? Are you insane? This is frying up fine.

turn it off and on again

looks like more of a problem with your wireless signal.. You might try pouring some milk in your router.

Don't forget to add oil.

Look at the grease in that grout you fucking tramp, kill yourself nigger

Oil already added

That my friend is a shadow.

shit op, you forgot to add the cum

0/10 not enough onion

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Someones gotta screen cap this.

abort thread. fuck you OP

I am not your friend you autistic cunt.

That is dirt and grease in the wall tile grout, don't try to fool me or yourself you scummy bastard.

Add a dirty sock to the pot

For what reason ??

heh

I think adding bleach and ammonia will give that final "kick" that we need to achieve that extra ram. That or put cake batter in it and call it a battering ram.

>laptop
kys

HUZZAH

no ne will stop you you lazy fucking retard

I heard battering ram can maximize the amount of RAM your device can produce.

You are wrong. Just licked the wall. Nothing but grout.

That's mayo and you just whipped your dick out to try to make it look legit

Except it just makes you a fag

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B8 > R8

this
legit solution here

kek took me a while to notice the dick. good thread

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Don't ever talk to me or my grout again