When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

never

Does oral count?

Same

Last July. Feels bad, man.

Two hours ago.

If I got a handjob and I ate her out, does that count? That was like, 2 years ago.

Over a decade ago...

Monday

Fucked my dog in the ass twice on my lunch break, that count?

20 years old- never

I think like a week ago when I let my boyfriend put his dick in my ass

this right here, 21 in a month

i got jerked off yesterday by my 35 year asian masseuse

yeasterday

Saturday.

Couple months ago...was a mistake

May 2015
Feels bad

My boyfriend came in my ass yesterday does that count?

Same

Yesterday. Wish I could fuck a chick that's not fat.

June 2013

Masturbation is sex too.

what a coincidence, mine was a few days ago. But I wish id fuck a girl that wasnt so skinny just to see what it's like

7 long weeks

With not your mom?

Stinky and sweaty. Since I'm only packing a standard issue service revolver, I'm limited in position.

Virginfag

Keep tellin' yourself that kid.

Thanks for reminding me, it's been a whole fucking month.

Nice

yesterday morning
about to get some more when my wife gets out of the shower

last weak.

...

does a vacuum cleaner accident count?

Video of an underage girl masturbating is considered CP though, it's sex.

it was actually a really powerful orgasm. I've seen her probably 15-20 times in the past 3 years, so I'm fairly comfortable with her. Shes a really tiny woman, maybe 5 feet tall and probably only 100 pounds. Really small hands. She was working my shaft with both hands and she has the pressure down perfectly. She even caught all my cum when I was spilling and kept stroking with the other hand until I told her to stop

5 days ago ...

literally never. 21 yrs old. Socially well adjusted, have had girls interested. I just sperg out when I know that they're into it. I thought I'd grow out of it but I still haven't. The longer I wait the worse it's gonna be too. I have a problem with blushing for literally no reason. Someone would say I like a fuck ugly chick sitting next me and I'd blush. I dunno fuck that shit sucked in high school.

...

2007. August I think. I'm 43 btw way way way.

3 years ago

Yesterday with a woman, three times this morning with my hand.

Bout a month ago, gearing up for a threesome

Couple of hours ago with my ex that I can't get over and can't see myself ever getting over for that matter. She's crazy submissive, let me tie her up and stick it in her pooper, finished in her mouth.

Yesterday around noon. Stripper GF .

Freak GF has been taking it so hard and deep so often she was bleeding when she went to work.

Yes I'm bragging, 2nd time that day almost 3 hours or fucking, not including the ass play.

Tuesday night. Creampie. No regrets.

Three weeks ago. Low-class escort.

There is sex and sexual. Sex is penetrative intercourse either anal or vaginal. And while you might call a handjob manual sex, or a blowjob oral sex. They ain't fucking sex.

Last week, lost my virginity.

nefver

monday. before that it had been a while tho

Last night

When I was born my dick touched my moms pussy. I think that counts.

Two nights ago.

never

August, 2012. Went from getting all the cooze I could handle for years on end to nothing at all.