Step 1: ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: feel better about your own pathetic life.

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Go on backpage.com or cityvibe stop being virgin problem solved.

Do you have an answer for me since you didn't answer the last two times you made this thread?

Go on backpage.com or cityvibe stop being virgin problem solved

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What is the question?

Oh, I know you. You're the guy with the avogadro constant as e-mail, right?
One of the last times there was this girl in your thread who said would send you an e-mail. What happened?

Nothing happened.

Yeah, the guy w/ the hot body. Post it, it's time for a rub

She didn't even send you that mail?

will i be like you in 10 year?

This pic?

He's a virgin, not a magical 8-ball

Be Elliot

Oh yeah, this pic
Thx mate

No. Most girls who post in threads like this do this to redirect some attention to them.

Yes.

Smith?

def Smith fam

Fucking whores

There, he said it himself, guess he's a fucking ball! Guess i've 10 years ahead of me without ever having sex!

best LP?

can you post a very generalized location? Maybe a k!k? Sounds like some anons might want to get to know you a bit better.

At the moment, a very famous British university town. But probably not for long. Will have to move back in with my parents.

Roman Candle

Mein Neger.

Not this shit again.

The ride never ends bro.

>take a seat right over here

Well, I guess we'll be here for a while, want one?

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they cut out the part where they both explode into flames

Read a book. A good one. Like The Game. Solved

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6.02*10^23

Is this really what kids fap to now a days?

>virgin
thats literally an ubermensch body, how beta can you be?

Free protein

Correct.

good question m8
but thanks to betas like him thinfags like me get laid sometimes.

WHAT IN THE FUCK HOW CAN'T YOU GET LAID? I'D FUCK YOU AND I'M NOT EVEN A FAGGOT

Very beta. Believe me.

Dude, this. Just show up in a club half-naked and every woman jumps right upon your lap

This isn't even my peak condition. I let my body decay for a few years. Only started seriously exercising again in the last few months.

Step 1: hire a hooker to not become a 33 year old kissless virgin.
Step 2: don't get hard and realize that you probably will become a 33 year old kissless virgin.

Faggot.

hot

Why are you a virgin? What do you do for work?

Why are you here and not out with some friends?

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This seems like the real reason Jimmithy here hasn't been laid.

I've never missed an opportunity to remove my shirt (especially when drunk) and I always wore ridiculously tight shirts. Interests = zero.

I am currently unemployed. Thinking about doing an additional MBA. Virgin because mucho autismo.

I don't have any friends.

Dude, geek girls, they fit.

>I've never missed an opportunity to remove my shirt (especially when drunk) and I always wore ridiculously tight shirts. Interests = zero.

Srsly what. Like WHAT? How's this even possible?

He doesn't realize that girls aren't like faggots. They hide their interests as best they can.

Okay, to correct my question: Why are you here and not out making friends?

True that

I have a theory maybe his face looks like shit

Unless his eyes are really fucked up this doesn't really look like shit

Making friends as an adult isn't as easy as

>> hi, im Trevor, whats your name
>> Crastor, wana be friends?
>> ok

I was surrounded by geeky girls my whole life. Horrible.

Because making friends is like running the gauntlet. Humiliating and abasing; and until now, always unsuccessful.

My eyes are fine. Brown = boring, but .. well .. fine.

Believe me, it is.

his face looks like it may look like this

What wrong with this face?

That's good for aquaintences, but friends are hard to come by.

I'm just saying maybe he has the standard higher functioning autist problem of having the "intense face". It's like "Resting Bitch Face" but for males.

True.

Oh yes, I have a resting bitch face. It's the only expression which doesn't look like I have a stroke. I am also not very photogenous.

You're probably too nice user. I'm sort of in the same boat.

You need to be a prick to girls, at least a little bit else you won't really leave a lasting impression.

Spot on

Alter. Hast du nix besser im tag zu tun, als shitposten? Hast du Freunden auf dem internet oder so?


Ich entschuldige mich auf meinem Deutsch. Ich versuche zu übungen, wo ich kann...

Alter, außer dir spricht niemand hier im Chat Deutsch, also verpiss dich besser mal lieber mit deiner Nazi-Sprache. Du bist der einzige Shitposter hier.

I was described in many ways; nice was never among them.

Nein. Ich hab nichts besseres zu tun als shitposten.

OMG, Sponge-Guy speaks German! ABANDON THREAD! NAZI DETECTED!

Sigh man move to a new city. If you're not the kind, shy type then your story is a bit absurd to me but maybe the dynamics in your country are different.

Yes, what's wrong with that?

Countries.

forums>Du bist der einzige Shitposter hier.

Ich hab eine zweite Sprache gelernt, und ich möchte verbessern. Hau ab Schwuchtel. Wir sind alle Shitposters hier.

Hast du ein PC? Steam hat viele Spiele, die kein guter PC braucht. Vielleicht du kannst auf ein paar Foren posten und sich Leute treffen?

How it comes that you can speak German?

would you fuck an ugly virgin girl and how far would you drive for her.

Ain't shit wrong with speaking German m8. That means this nigger here speaks at least two languages.

Something tells me he's being hypercritical of himself.

Because I am German.

Lulwat, thought you live in Britain?

Siehst aus wie TC von Ytitty
>inb4 underage

A few hundred kilometres if she chips in some gas money.

Look, OP... I find it hard to believe that you're still a virgin. First, your body. Second, you keep creating these threads almost every day.
I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here.

whats the lowest age you'll go?

Not necessary underaged but you have a shit taste in comedy

>I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here.
He's lonely you autistic fuck. He wants to talk to people. I've been there.

is this /soc/ or what?

see thats what beta fags dont get. dont be a prick to girls, be flamboyant. dont give a shit about them. but thats not the same as being distinctively rude. act like you dont care about them and they will come for you, most girls like the chase.

Yes. Doesn't mean I'm British.

Musste Ytitty googlen, hab jetzt Krebs.

>I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here.

I love repetitive behaviour and have to many lonely evenings at hand.

It's a forum on which he finds comradery. We all feel like we belong when we're here because we're all anonymous fuckwits. It's simple. It's socialization.

Den Krebs gibt immer gratis dazu zu Youtube Deutschland

>Yes. Doesn't mean I'm British.

Okay, you have a point. My bad.

>Musste Ytitty googlen, hab jetzt Krebs.

Sympathy +1

Just cuz you know them you're not a fan of them
>every boyband ever
>every movie girls like to watch b4 fucking
Inb4 titanic

Honestly: do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person? Do you think this is rational or irrational?

Go for guys, they're way easier when it comes to fucking... I mean, kissing, yeah

So much this.

Generally, 18.

I don't consider myself intelligent. Other people do however; but it's just a good act on my part.

You most likely have depression and/or anxiety, you dumb fucking kraut. Stop being a moron and go get help.