Dubs decides what I say

Dubs decides what I say

is it me or do you want to have sex?

double dubs, nice

Do you like yu gi oh?

Last two numbers are the only dubs that count, faggot

kek

Want to come look at all of my homemade IEDs?

just let me fuck you already

Sorry, misclicked

Do you like dead animals?

Want to come over my house so we can commit suicide together? I have a gun.

roses are red, weed is greener, when i think of you i touch my weiner

dubs

winrar

I'll pick you up in my van if you want to meet up

I am an anonymous Sup Forums user who wants to stick it in your pooper.

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pls respond

Good afternoon XX Chromosome Human being

I would like to pursue you in hopes of establishing a strong and meaningful relationship. Prior to engaging in any physical activity I require that you undergo a background check that includes blood testing and friend/family interviews, if you make it past that selection phase I will require written consent prior to any physical contact.

If you have been chosen as worthy we shall date and perhaps exchange DNA codes to make a more perfect human being.

After the offspring has expelled itself from your womb your presence is no longer required or necessary. I will keep the offspring and you will leave.

You can reapply for DNA exchange after 1 month has elapsed. However, you will have to go thru the same pre-screening requirements.

I look forward from hearing from you, I can make a mean ass grilled cheese.

Winnar.

Can you send nudes? Then I'll print them out and when I think of you I can pull them out of my foreskin and smell them baby ;)

Will send both once she responds

Winrar.

Allahu akbar

She aint gonna respond. That first winrar was autistic.

I'll send that too, the autism knows no bounds

Nice dubs, and you've got a point.

Ahhh welcome summerfag

>be me
>lurk post for 55 years
>die of old age
>rot away
>earth sucks remains
>reincarnate as shitposter
>make this post