Any other armyfags here?

Any other armyfags here?

>LEG

Yeah. Airborne slots aren't a thing here.

Well, try not calling vets 'fags'.

Then more vet anons would post.

Hows Fort Riley?

I forgot, you can't say that anymore, it'll offend you. Don't sharp me.

Woot coastie fag here.. Semper Par bitches.

It's so so.. Mostly a lot of lazy scumbag staff sergeants.

faggot

Battle hardened Marine reporting for duty
Hooo-rah!

Marine Staff Sergeant here you coasties are all a buncha FUBAR CHUMPS we call you puddle pirates kiddo

more like jarheaded cant think for myself look at my guns hurr durr ajsdfkl ha'sdfjh;adjkf;klj 9/11

Hooah bitches

I was a sniper before they promoted me to Captain of my own brigade. We work autonymously and can shred ISIS to pieces in a matter of seconds
What do you army fags do other than play with toy guns and bang trannies? Protip: Nothing

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Who? Army fags looking for a date at the bar LMAO

>Captain of my own brigade

Try again faggot.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Protip: something

gtfo kyle

>claims hes in the military
>doesnt even know what MOS DC structure is
>laughinggirls.jpg

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Sup bro.

>implying a captain isn't a company commander.
>implying that colonels aren't brigade Commanders

>discussing anything online with a complete stranger anonymously

kys solider, that's an order

heil satan

LOL right.. your a staff sgt. in what online game format? TROLOLOLOLOLOL

I am a Captain Colonel bitch, I run a brigade of Colonels who fight in the deepest jungles 24/7/365 now drop and give me 100 push ups you little bitch boy
You must obey my orders

sure is summer huh?

Im on my way in, how are you liking it?

Staff Sgt in your moms pussy!

Let's see the fort sluts you have on your phone.

Joined 3 months ago. Happy about everything.

Any Bragg faggs here?

Have you ever been bent over?

>obviously not in the US Army.
> Captain Colonel

>screenshot_2015...
satanic mac user trying to fool stupid niggers

just stop replying

I like your camo pattern. Country?

>Colonel Sanders is the best colonel

cant say i have

Lithuania

I'm a Captain Colonel of the US Marine Corps Clandestine Operations Joint Tactics Division of the CIA and I train Colonels in Jungle Warfare and Arctic Operations newfag

Big red one!!! Nice man

Bad ass man. Wish I was a euro

Yeah because I did not wanted rhe other user with russian uniform next to me

maximum kek

you're not army you're a joke. your entire country is a joke.

no, because i'm not a braindead meathead with a bad temper and irrational nationalistic tendencies

NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY NAVY!

Sure is autism in ths thread

>says the landwhale

Kek. You can buy our camo online.

I have neither the time, nor the crayons to explain how fucked up you are lol

Fucking non rate

Play too much call of duty.... LOL your not even in the military. Go back to homeroom...

Yeah? I'm a super secret squirrel sniper gunner SF Ranger airborne air assault rocket space ninja chief warrant officer

Yeah, probably.

That's kinda mean.
And I meant I wish I lived in Europe

Well there were some from Tinder, but I got rid of that shit. Most the lookers were in Manhattan.
Danke
Nationalistic tendencies? I just wanted to kill, and get paid to do it.
Agreed

You just wait until I send a shitstorm of Marines armed to the teeth crawling through the underbrush in a rain storm to your house to break in and take you down, tango

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I wanna be airborne but ive been on profile for 6 months

Shut up faggot

shrapnel damage to head fag?

you're kinda gay, and retarded....

Faggot tard nigger private being a tard. Big surprise

ok, I'll wait then.
Take your time lil guy.

Sucks to suck

Post the nudes!

never seen such big lips damn

>tfw no military service will take me because I have been hospitalized for psychological raisins several times
>tfw visible self inflicted wounds and cigarette burns bar me from joining the legion
>tfw no future
Guess I'll just collect disability and play with guns all day.

This is now a get thread

Check em

Hey guys check out my weapons qual.

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nah its good cause i sham so much

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My scars didn't keep me out, must be pretty bad. Hang in there

This is the only time you will find the Warrant.

>armyfag
>cannot paint
figures

old fag here coming from the #army #madeinmurica

Must be a woman. Enjoying muh equal rights in the infantry?

Fucking e-4s

the pussy squad?

Excuse me while i get out of this faggots safe space

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army fag here, I...oh shit!

Sham shield, activate!

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He is the biggest asvab waiver I have ever had to work with. And that's saying something for an artillery unit.
Bro they're long gone.

Loving it

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>is called a braindead meathead
>responds with a gradeschool level insult
stay smart, duder

>I just wanted to kill, and get paid to do it.

Sorry, let me adjust my first comment: "I'm not a braindead meathead with with a bad temper, clinical psychopathy, and irrational nationalistic tendencies

Why would you delete nudes?

no u

E4 mafia is dead.

8 the hell up. Pisses me off. Even the way he wears his pc bugs me

SJW WK detected

fedora and timestamp faggot

Is having a bad temper considered bad? I think it has its pros.
I went home on leave and didn't want my girl back home to see lol

I'm gonna have you court-martialed for posting this on the internet, Gomer, unless it is deleted before this thread 404's

13F, 1-82nd Field Arty, Bravo battery, Fort Hood HOOAH

Jewin it up...