Alright Sup Forums, most memorable drug stories

alright Sup Forums, most memorable drug stories

Well, I accidentally killed a cat the first time I smoked weed

If you can remember what happened, then you weren't high enough.

>took 2 entire packages of dramamine
>spent the whole night trying to convince my friend "who was not there" that there was a parade going by my house.

most fucked up trip i've ever had, and i did a lot of drugs as a kid, nothing ever compared.

once i smoked weed then fucked your mom

2012 and still smoking weed.
> bruh

Pics or it didn't happen.

>first time taking acid (1.5 tabs)
>all fine first 6 hours, watched the big lebowski
>smoked 3 joints with my mate
>were watching beggining of next movie, bad grandpa
>had full-on ego-death with tunneling visuals
>quite the panic attack
>never really liked that guy from jackass since

have done acid since though and really dont mind it

I've done a some drugs but they've all been boring

>Weed
It was ok, to me it felt like a worse drunk and I got a small bit of anxiety after half an hour

>Cocaine
Took a small amount, very talkative, felt great but it seemed like there was no come down. It just fucking ended, one minute I was buzzing the next I felt like shit

>Ecstasy
At a house party, was just me and one other friend who did. Lot of love and good vibes

>Benzos
Was knocked out in an hour

>be me many years ago
>get home from night-shift
>fat bong hit
>movietime.wav
>decide to watch X-Men on DVD
>put DVD in player, sit on sofa, another fat bong hit
>10 minutes pass
>don't remember intro of movie being this long
>realise I'm watching the DVD menu intro on loop
>stonerchuckle.avi
>hit play and watch movie

I don't have many exciting drug stories.

>trippin balls a a friends apt.
>everyone else is drinking including my (underaged) 20yr old friend.
>they're playing beer pong and getting loud and rowdy.
>I'm watching and laughing my ass off.
>there's a knock at the door.
>apt fag yells, if that's the cops I'm gonna punch them in the face.
>He opens to door and the police officer standing there says "good guess.
>>mind blown

>be me
>be 18
>selling weed for like 6 months
>get robbed by a junkie for a stack

sad times guys

I did coke once and all it did was make me play GTA V until 9am in the morning. It wasn't even my house or my xbox.

this is a long one

>out with a bunch of friends one night
>massive rave, we bring an entire sheet of lsd
>on our way there we tape sheet to friend's chest
>it starts to rain
>friend zips his ski jacket all the way up, that shit is airtight
>we run for shelter
>friend is sweating uncontrollably
>few moments pass
>realise sheet is taped to his soaked, bare chest
>dude just absorbed 100 hits through his skin
>few moments later he screams something unintelligible and starts running seemingly without purpose
>shrug it off, no one is sober enough to care or fully understand the situation, so we go to rave anyway
>wake up next morning, absolutely smashed
>no one knows where friend went, no calls no nothing
>can't reach him on his phone and his apartment is empty
>a week passes, everyone freaked the fuck out
>get a call from his mother, we've been friends for years
>she's crying on the phone
>he has been admitted to an acute psychiatric ward
>tells me he was found in an alley lying in a pool of juice with 17 empty juice cartons around him
>apparently the guy literally thinks he is a glass of juice
>if he tips, the juice spills and he must refill
>can't lie down, only sleeps because he is given so many sedatives at night that he passes out
>doctors baffled, no idea what to do, no pills seem to work
>can't conversate with him, he just spits out random words whenever
>this was 6 years ago
>visit him yesterday, still in same condition
>try to take him outside, he doesn't respond to me just says random shit sometimes
>he trips
>falls to the floor, looking like he is about to die
>he screams H-H-EELP loud as fuck
>manage to carry him inside
>find doctor, he gets eye contact with his colleague who nods and comes back 30 seconds later with 5 cartons of orange juice
>they bring him into the shower
>they fucking stripped him and poured juice all over his body
>friend looks revitalised, doctors tell me to leave

i feel so weird about this shit idk what to do

claaassssssic

I hate doing tasks on it such as playing video games or watching TV. It makes me very social, all I want to do is talk to someone

>nice

Lads night out

>be me
>be chillin with my best buds
>bud one whips out a g bong
>loads it with bizzaro (kush)
>tells me to hit it first
>i never hit a g bong before so i wasnt ready
>hit it too hard
>feel like im dying
>decide to stand up real fast
>fall over in friends cat shit box
>put it back to the it was
>later i chill out but a really wierd trip
Yupp

Stoned AF right now. Not sure what to do so may fap

Got high, pull in gas station. Walk inside and pre pay for gas. Walk out to car and drive away.

The guy came down after a good night's sleep and I was all "GOOD MORNING I'VE COMPLETED A THIRD OF THE GAME FOR YOU"

Good times on coke.

>get super stoned
>played xcom 2
>become so immersed I feel like I'm there with the squad.
>get so upset when one of my top men died, I had to pause the game, go for another joint then spent an hour and half on eulogy which nobody heard.

I used to like to get utterly baked and play Dungeons and Dragons online as a rogue on my own so I could slowly sneak through dungeons completing shit. Totally immersive. Playing with other people though just pissed me off since they'd just try and do everything as fast as possible.

>been smoking for last 10 years
>took 3 week break
>smoked what used to be an average joint
>started feeling cold, sweating hard, paranoia, heart rate insane
moral of the story: smoke weed everyday

shit, i feel bad for your fried mate

Started smoking weed at 18 and did heavily every day for 3 years, and took a break and smoked up with some buddies on 4/20 and was trippin balls not entirely pleasant so like user stated remember to smoke weed everyday

Did that with Baldurs gate, other people ruin fun

>on Xanax
>on alcohol
>on pot
>friend smokes DMT next to me
>his room is messy/10
>leaves room
>runs up and down stairs screaming how clean his room is
>comes back in room
>looks at my Saudi friend
>thinks he's in Saudi Arabia
>looks out window at city
>still thinks he's in Saudi Arabia
>I gotta try this shit
>smoke DMT
>friend packs me twice the amount the other kid was given
>look at Saudi kid
>vision shaking
>vision blurs
>everything goes white
>forget where I am
>unresponsive to everyone around me
>feel as if I'm blasting off
>still can't see
>everything white
>have indescribable spiritual feeling
>not spiritual at all
>start coming back to reality
>ears ringing like bomb went off
>still on Xanax
>still drunk
>nobody reacting or paying attebtuon
>other kid still running around

If you do DMT, Xanax amplifies it alot

Here I go, nothing too major or exciting but I giggle whenever I remember it
> Me, 16 years old
> Out for a family party at a booked out venue for someones birthday
> 80's themed, everyone is wearing really weird and fucky shit
> Im not doing this sober, get some cookies
> Eat one before I go in, then another when im in there in the bathroom
> Not feeling anything at all
> Not enjoying the vibes and i cant drink/party, so I decide to leave
> Start walking to a friends house to stay the night, he lived about 5 minutes away
This will need some stupid extra info. When a normal human being walks, their heel hits the ground first, then the ball of their feet
> I was so high I thought I was being followed, when it was just my own footsteps making the sounds
> I sprint for a full 30 seconds-minute
> Never looked back
> Make it to friends house, play vidya and eat pizza
> Realise what happened in the morning when I walk home

What is xanax, I keep hearing about it

This is just a bunch of shit-tier "lol I smoked weed and it was weird guise im so cool XD" stories. Seriously, nobody fucking cares how "absolutely baked I got that one time" when the most you do is forget to feed your cat or some other stupid shit. I swear you stonerfags are worse than vapefags.

>14
>never smoked weed before, wanna fit in with cool kids
>older friend gets some super strong shit, we're all hanging out at his house
>first time seeing weed, gotta play it cool
>we head out into the woods behind his house with other friends bong
>we all pass it around
>eventually it gets to me
>"Hey user hit that shit"
>anxiety.png
>bong to face commencing, somehow take a HUGE hit
>hold it in for like 10 seconds
>at this point i feel like im hot shit
>until about 3 minutes later i feel like im phasing through reality
>hear librarians yelling in my ear, can feel the clouds watching me etc.
>run screaming through the woods and trip over onto the ground
>as im laying there i realize my entire body is numb
>"HOLY SHIT GUYS IM DEAD"
>start smelling iron
>bumped my nose when i fell down, got a nose bleed
>at this point ive lost all mental faculties and can just lie there for a good 10 minutes until i remember how to walk
>go back to friends house and we all watch tv
>eventually convince myself that im actually already inside the tv
>jump out window, only first floor so im fine just impale myself on some sharp ass roses and dead bushes
>lie there for a bit, friends eventually bring me back inside and make me lay on the couch
>one of them hand feeds me an orange
>best thing ive ever fucking tasted, manage to get some in my eye
>forget what happens after that, but i slept for 12 hours afterwards

Needless to say they didn't want me to smoke with them ever again.
I've only done it a couple times, still get flashbacks from it sometimes. Probably fucked myself up pretty good.

1960's throwback

Me and the lads senior yr, school picnic at six flags, whole school district there. We each drop 2 hits of acid and smoke a ton. Ride screaming eagle backwards, literally the thing was going the opposite way its supposed to as a special event. Get to the mine train. You know how the lines kinda zig zag? Like you're moving one way and the people in front and behind are going another? No bullshit, the principal and not 1, but both vice principals are in the line in front, so we keep crossing paths while pretty much peaking duck. Cont....

>hooked up with a strong stain of weed from friend
>never tried it before, used to the reg stuff
>take a bong hit with 2 other friends
>we go hang outside somehow thought there was a body of water nearby, brought a towel to lay down on and relax
>friends were laughing like wtf
>towel seems to come alive like a magic carpet
> turns into a fucking majestic glowing white wolf
>it makes circles around me, disappears into the sky
>gfriend calms me down later on scores ecstasy pills
>take one
>sleep at her place, she has posters of musicians and those black light ones too
>see jimmy hendrix poster start to shred guitar and laugh sinisterly
>colors intensify, im still freaking out but everyone's sound asleep and so i just watch the other posters do random shit until morning

One of the vice principals who was no shit a dead ringer for the cartoon barney rubble turns around and fucking says, while making total eye contact, with a no irony fucking look at all, he says "I SURE HOPE IT WAS WORTH THE TRIP", pretty sure i peed a little and this story is far from over. Cont.....

nigger that was salvia.

Only decent stories, except the last one obviously wasn't weed, or just plain weed at least.

>smoke all my weed
>trying to find some cheap but worth smoking bud
>pass by some sketchy place that obviously sells weed
>sign says $5 per gram
>walk in
>they don't care that I don't have an account with them
>they immediately ask what I want
>they try not to make eye contact with me
>way too many red flags for me but like the idiot stoner I was I still bought some
>they had buds ranging from $13-$5 per gram
>I bought 3 grams of the $8 gram shit
>went home smoked it and thought it was OK
>go back a few days later and bought the cheapest shit
>big mistake
>turns out it was laced
>I didn't find out till I ended up in the hospital
>I attacked my brother while on this shit
>I was totally out of character
>bro called the cops on me
>cops brought me to the hospital
>I was aggressive
>I was also being kind of racist
>asking some Asian cop if he can do math and I kept flipping him off
>they take my blood
>I told them I was just smoking weed
>they said I had crystal meth in my system

I never went back there again and smoking any kind of weed makes me really paranoid and nauseous
Some people don't believe that I didn't know it was laced... ugh that just pisses me off. I don't drink alcohol or smoke cigs. I have no desire to smoke crystal meth and now weed is ruined for me. FML

Drank a bottle of Robitussin.

At first it was nice and wierd at the same time. I liked the feeling of robo walking. It felt like I was walking with concrete shoes underground but at the same time it felt very light, almost like I was floating. Music sounded strange yet wonderful to me, and I dry humped the pillow because it felt so good.

Then it went downhill fast. I got robo itch real bad and I thought my scalp was gonna catch on fire. Then I heard chainsaws outside. ITS THE FUCKING ZOMBIES.

I locked myself in the bathroom with a baseball bat and waited. I frantically searched the radio for any type of emergency broadcast or something that would tell me whats going on but nothing. I decided to wait. Maybe my neighbor was patient zero and he infected others. HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET CHAINSAWS?!?!?!

After what seemed like 10 hours I felt brave enough to go outside to the hallway and see what the hell was going on. I peeked through the window and saw my neighbor cutting his lawn. There were no chainsaw zombies, I was fucking losing it.

I decided to sit down and watch some TV. Luckily there was a spongebob marathon and I watched that until I passed out, laughing my ass off at any mundane thing spongebob did.

Then I came to and felt fucking hung over as hell so I ordered a pizza, had some lemonade and slept for 8 hours.

>18
>chilled in coffeeshops in rotterdam around 8 hours a day
>got weird
>thought i was telepathically communicating with the illuminati
> i was god
>everytime i spoke in my mind the whole world could hear it
>planes were crashing, people were getting schizophrenia
>I get mentally tortured
>think they are sending data to my mind and let me solve it in my mind
>become friends with world leaders, trillionaire kids
>actually become good friends, feel loved and accepted, having a blast
>parents notice im talking allot to myself
>get admitted to mental hospital
>get off meds
>smoke myself psychotic again for around 4 times, entering the same world again, life is awesome
>it always end in a mental hospital.
>cant smoke weed anymore because it inevitably makes create a shitload of uncontrollable imaginary creations

Xanax doesn't amplify it. Benzodiazepines are common choices for trip killers.

We gotta get the fu k outta here, finally find buddy's mom's minivan that we came in, no moms on this trip just moms car. We split outta the lot like we robbed the bank in the heat movie and make our great escape to some exit off the highway where we find a dead end road and a bridge we can smoke a bowl under and have a laugh...hear traffic crossing the bridge above, sounds fuckin wierd man like it's slowin down. Go look, not traffic, its a train bridge, no biggie just funny because we thought it was auto traffic we were hearing, WAIT! Is that train moving? Why the fuck is it going so slow? Is it going slow? Am i just trippin balls? Is this cuckin for real? Hear voice calling, sounds like when your kinda dreaming and kinda waking up at the same time, like from far away and then it gets not closer but just louder...cont.....

I mean, that's what I'd like to think. I've smoked a few other times that I KNOW was weed, and it had kind of the same effect on me. Or maybe you're right and I did take a huge hit of Salvia kek

Punched a cop while on acid one time, want the story?

yes

>19
>working graveyard shift at McDick's
>we're outside every night getting stoned cuz we finish all our work 2 hours into 8 hour shift
>one day soworker brings in edibles
>ive never done hard edible before
>"naw man dont worry its just a deeper high, ill just give you a quarter of one"
>eat it at start of shift, get to work
>fast forward an hour later washing dishes and nothings happened yet
>"huh guess it was a dud"
>feel a little off
>Its_Happening.snoop
>everything is green
>dishes are green, wall is green, i'm green
>finish green dishes, spray myself off too to get rid of the spiders
>fuckin spiders wont come off
>go to the break room to check schedule
>remember i have to clean lobby
>rush to get it done, dustpan isnt working
>finally finish lobby after sweeping every last part
>happy with work progress, go to the back to do stock
>come back up front to stock
>complete my stock, go to the back to take an order, asshole drives off without ordering anything
>not feeling too good
>hurl in sink
>wake up an hour before shift ends

at least thats how I remember it, according to my coworker and manager, he put something else in my edible, watched as i sprayed the same dish for 35 minutes, sprayed myself in the face for 3 muttering about spiders, walk to the lobby and try to sweep the same spot for an hour and a half, come back up talking to myself about stock, saying an item and then just pacing up and down the hallway until i suddenly run to the back and try to take an order but we hadnt had a car in hours, then run to the sink and puke, falling asleep on the ground soon after.

They were laughing their asses off all night, 7/10 good McDonalds experience.

Salvia lasts 15 minutes at the absolute most, usually it's over in 5 though and you're pretty much comletely sober afterwards.

sounds like a good time

>be around 14 at the time
>never done any drugs at all
>my friends also never done any drugs
>buy a few grams of weed
>fucking smoke all of it fast
>lungs on fire
>nothing happens for a while, like 20 mins
>hit me like a fucking train
>look over at friend whom is sitting right next to me
>he has his cock out and is jerking off
>can't stop laughing
>fall to the floor laughing
>later that night I had to pee really bad so i peed in a bottle he had
>30 mins later he was thirsty so I handed him a drink
>didn't realize it was the pee one
>he's downing it and I'm crying from laughing so hard
>he freaks out and looks like he's gunna vomit
>told everyone in school he pulled out his dick in front of me and drank my pee
>everyone thinks I'm cool
>he was IMMENSLY bullied for it
>later that year he had to go to special Ed because he had such bad depression he couldn't be with other kids
>saw him about 8 years later and smoke with him again

>at house party in highschool, bout 4 years ago
>already high as fuck
>take 2 tabs of acid
>tripping balls and all of the sudden this fucker from my school that i hate comes up and starts to grab me
>punch the living shit out of him and then get in car and srive away
This is what actually happened, from what my friends told me the following week
>tripping balls sitting on couch
>cop comes and walks up to me
>didnt even notice cops came in
>trippingtoohardtoknow.jpg
>cop came and grabbed my arm to help me up so he could cuff me
>i punch the cop in the nose as hard as i could
>cops pepper spray me and throw me into squad car
>make steering wheel motions in back of car while driving away

Yup. The fuckin poh-lice! Drop bowl and bags, he was pretty far away i think, who knows with time/space distortions and shit, he asks the whole "what're u guys doing/how's it going" shit. We're like "just pulled onto the shoulder of this dead end road to eat some lunch, school picnic", or whatever jibberish spilled out of our mouths.....cont...

>DPH
>Saw Fred Durst climb into my ceiling
>Covered in scorpions and spiders
>Watched myself have a conversation with my dead friend in my front yard
>Almost always someone staring into my window
>Turned on X-Files and every single character was Skully
>Saw cat cut in half screaming in pain and staring at me with the most fucked up eyes

Fuck that was a bad idea.

>Saw Fred Durst climb into my ceiling

Tell us about the second time, faggot.

Nothing really happened the second time. We just played mw2 and chilled. He didn't have any hate towards me

I gotta salvia story


>friends birthday
>bring some 80x salvia for us all to try for the first time
>take yuge... I'm talkin YUGE salvia rip from bong
>used a torch lighter because legit
>immediately start sweating profusely
>tingly all over, think I'm about to faint
>friend has milkdrop fractal playing on flat screen tv to some trance (was 2008)
>turn around and see the design
>the fractal envelopes the entire room, reaching far beyond my periphery
>am falling helplessly down this enormous fractal wormhole, terrified (because Im afraid of heights/vast spaces)
>wormhole turns into an enormous tsunami sized neon wave, and I'm somehow riding it
>see the other people in the room, but only their heads
>their heads start infinitely repeating into the background
>they are now creepy smiley faced caterpillars
>a few minutes in I start regaining my sense of normality
>am standing in front of the tv
>I notice this red fabric flowing out of the screen and into the living room
>I'm pointing at it and trying to show everyone while laughing hysterically
>finally the fabric dissappears
>am standing in front of like 30 people that are telling me to move because they are trying to watch a movie and I've been blocking it, they say


Turns out, milkdrop was never on. There was no fractal, and no trance music. They were watching 300 the whole time... and although the vid is gone someone recorded me, and I was just walking around in circles for about 7 minutes in front of the tv. I was pointing at Leonidas' cape near the end, laughing like an idiot

One time last summer I took a shit ton of DXM, it was my first time doing a lot, so it was like 700 mg's or something. Anyways, no one else knew I took it, So they all watched as I slowly became more and more retarded. My friends, being the dicks they are, decided to spray me with febreeze while I thrashed around on the floor. At that point I was basically completely detached from reality. Then I thought I died, and I woke up a little later. Everything looked melty, and I couldn't identify the people around me. I named a vinyl record on the wall "Jeremy" (because I thought he was alive) and I kept babbling about it. Then we went outside, and it was winter, but I couldn't tell my fingers were going numb because I was so high. My friend decided he was going to make ravioli outside, and he hacked the can open with a machete. It sprayed ravioli sauce on me, and I thought it was blood. Good times.

Poh-lice says "shoulder??", you're parked in the middle of the goddamned road!"(it was not a dead end road, it was pretty much a major street). Copper asks for id, of course there's one buddy that doesn't have it (he was on probation and had been kicked out of his school for weed and had to graduate with us) this guy gets put in the cop car, front passenger seat while we're lined up against this little gaurd rail. I would kinda trip out on this little creek that was flowing under us (gaurd rail was part of this like 6-10 foot bridge we were on) and get scared like we were gonna be fuckin busted then i would look at buddy in cop car, make eye contact and start laughing until i had no choice but to trip out on the creek some more, rinse repeat for who knows how long.....cont...

Salvia was great. When my trip was over I was disappointed because it felt so real, that I didn't think I tripped at all. Conversations and things that "happened" were never really there. I was laughing like nothing mattered, it was fantastic.

I fucked my cousin

I wish I could have done salvia

>.wav
>movietime
>not sure if bait or just stupid

>Boiling water for coffee in electric kettle
>been hitting the bong all day
>accidentally put the bong next to the electric kettle (went to the kitchen right after a hit)
>sit down wait for water to boil
>hear a click
>walk up to the kitchen counter
>reach out for the bong instead of the kettle
>start pouring bong water into my nescafe

Took DMT with my girlfriend this one time. We are pretty experienced with psychs but she suggested that we try to climax as we take off. I said I'll go first and since you don't have any actual motor control while coming up, she just gave me a handjob and I took the hit as soon as I was about to finish. I'm flying at incredible speed up towards the ceiling which have been replaced by complex geometric figure that have countless layers and then all of a sudden, pitch black darkness. As I'm looking around I sense entities near me and as I looked up, there were two giant pillars of geometric shapes that was lighting a path in front of me giving me the impression that I need to walk on it. As I walked my mind began to conjure every possible event that I had with my girlfriend with each step I took, the good, the bad, and the sexy. As I progressed on this path, the atmosphere began to turn dark and more memories of me fighting my girlfriend started to appear. Then all of a sudden, an image was shown where she died from a car accident and I bursted sobbing asking why this happened. The pillars then shined upon where I sat down and cried and started to be come larger and larger as my body began to shrink to the point where I was nothing but an atom to them. Then I slowly started to come off the trip slowly realizing where I am and what was going on. My girlfriend was just staring at me this entire time holding my hand and I just gave her a hug and didn't let go for a while. Some scary stuff

Is it illegal everywhere now? It's been illegal in Texas for a few years now. Shit sucks.

>few grams
>smoked all of it
Sure you did

No one was wanted for anythng and this wonderful officer wanted nothing to do with the hassle and fuckery that would have come with taking us in. We split, needed oj, you know, vitamin c, so we go to some gas station(6 of us buying like 4 bottles each and not speaking the entire time except for silent lsd telepathy), come out and some rando guy parked next to us is like"hey man, you might want to close your car doors when you go inside", we left every fucking door open on a minivan with a mirror right out in the open that had hits (whole and cut in half) and giant roaches on it. I don't know how I have survived this long and that's only 1 crazy drug tale, mein gott.

I don't know if it is everywhere man, but it's illegal here in Michigan. They illegalized it here before I got into drugs, so I missed out.

It was a one trick pony for me


After that first hit, salvia did nothing for me except make me black out.

I suspect the intensity of salvia must be extreme, which is usually the case for substances that cause a short trip/high (layowaska/DMT for example), and my brain just would stop writing memories to preserve vital functionality much in the same way as blacking out on alcohol aka alcohol poisoning

Sounds kinda like some of my DXM blackout experiences, I guess they're both dissociatives.

my life

Yeah, DXM and salvia are both dissociatives. Salvia is on a whole different level of intensity though; DMT is to psychedelics as salvia is to dissociatives.

Fun fact: The active chemical in salvia is actually an opioid that acts on your k-opioid receptors, where as "traditional" opioids such as morphine act more on your u-opioid receptors.

salviastory guy here...

I've never done any psychedelics... what do you think about DMT? I want to try it, especially after watching a documentary and reading Food of the Gods by terrence mckenna.


Whats a good, practical way to do it? I'm a truck driver, so I can vacation anywhere in the lower 48... any legit shamans out here? if so, how do I arrange it?

>be me
>visiting best friend in romania
>edm festival
>pop a molly
>also drunk as fuck
>dancing nd shit
>friend leaves to take piss in shitty porta
>girl starts grinding on me
>time passes and we're making out now
>friend comes back
>"user she's like 13, what are you doing"
>mfw

Why does everyone I meet who is afraid of psychedelics have a friend who thought he was a glass of orange juice?

I tell them I have herd that story a thousand times and they look at me like I am crazy..faggots

same here.

Everyone afraid of psychedelics has some bullshit horror story about it. I always hear the story about the guy who "heard meat screaming" and now they're a vegetarian.

i injected two acid pills and i saw the black knight jumping on my backyard trampoline, it was terrifying, i cant watch monty python anymore

>be with friends
>smoke a shit tonne of weed, drink a lot of alcohol and pop a few xanax
>everything's going good until I black out
>think I just passed out
Inn reality steal my friends aunts car and nearly total it, cops where called and I was arrested. Thankfully charges where dropped as I was a minor at the time (17) but his aunt was pretty pissed for a wile.

with or without limbs?

>be me
>on boatdock
>can't move
>Watching waves rise 20 feet above my head
>on a lake with no waves
>watching mountains in pic related
> they are Rolling into each other, rising and crashing like wavves
>reality splits into 3 separate waves each monochromatic; red, yellow and blue
>Looks like I am viewing the same scene three times at once
>all waves converge into normal reality
Red, yellow, blue rainbow shots across the lake and converges on the other side
>At the base of the rainbow a translucent sky giant appears
>Watch him for eternity
>Giant semitransparent man with glowing yellow eyes and morphing body
>his ankles stand above the mountain tops
>he speaks to me
>tells me I if I don't act soon I will fail my mission
>tells me to kill myself
>I cry out of happiness
I ate approximately 8 tabs of very good acid that day

*Shit My Friends and I Did to Each Other While Fucked Up on Drugs in the 1990s*

Incident 1
>4th of July
>3 burnout buddies and I take acid around dusk
>Shit was wrapped up in Hershey Kiss foil and even had the little tag thing out
>First and only time I've seen this format for LSD
>One friend says he tried it a few nights prior and swears it the real deal
>Me and 2 other guys take two each
>My bro Josh doesn't buy it and eats 4
>Climb onto friend's house roof with a cooler and blankets and shit
>Timeforsometrailsandfireworks.gif
>Acid starts kicking in like an MF
>Everyone is tripping hard as fuck within 90 minutes
>Start packing some bowls
>Sporadic fireworks begin... Fuck yeah
>Look over at Josh and he's just completely still like a statue
>No one speaks as bowl is passed
>Watch Josh take mini-hit
>Fuckingpussy.png
>Bowl back to me
>Cashed
>Pick apart a piece of shingle off roof
>Place in bowl
>Pass to Josh
>"Hit it like you mean faggot or we leave you up here alone."
>Watch Josh toke the shingle into a bright red cherry of tar and sand
>Sucks in deep
>Instantly coughs out both lungs and then projectile vomits
>Me and other 2 Bros are laughing so hard we aren't even making a sound for the first minute
>Holy fuck my sides
>Watch Josh run to "low" part of roof to jump off and run... To where, I'll never know
>Fucker sprains ankle and starts running around back yard making weird noises
>Eventually chills a bit and sits in shallow end of friend's pool for next 4 hours rubbing his foot
>MFW when we're still on roof laughing about that kush shingle he just smoked

>be me
>house-sitting with Grandma since female cousin went on vacay
>taking care of Grams in morning, a few weed hits at night to chill
>4th night decided to try Gravity bong
>holyshit.jpg
>extra horny so decided to fap one out
>took a while, need something to help fasten ejaculation
>raided cousins drawers to see a few lingeries
>wraped it around my cock and fapped away
>mid-way thru sesh, hears "user?!" thru window
>bitch promised to be home 5th day
>locks tablet, and stuff panties inside my briefs
>cousin comes in with a questionable look on face
>with tablet in hand, gesture a wiping motion with my shirt to imitate/hide that i wasnt fapping
>metagross.jpg
>mumbles "th-these things get oily s-sometimes"
>not talked to for 2 years now
hehe

Crazy

First time I share here

>Me navy boy
>Go to rave with navy friends
>Friend offers me acid
>Tells me its strong stuff
>Brush it off
>Had taken before and nothing happened
>Arrive at rave
>Fire circus with rave music
>Dj i came to see plays in an hour
>better drop now
>Cheew forever
>Swallow
>Walk around rave and eventually meet some dudes who cant roll a joint
>offer to help
>15 min have gone by
>Wtf my haands dont work
>Noodle fingers
>Give them the ugly ass joint and walk back to my friends
>Arrive there to find all my friends morphing into animals badly drawn
> Split in search of water
>Dieing of thurst suddenly
>Try to by water but cant understand wat they are saying
>Everything is in slow motion
>Starts to build a feeling in me
>Everyone becomes a form of feathered creatures
>Can't tell male from female
>fuck.wav
>Imagine that the world is gonna end and that eveybody is fighting to get on the shit
>At this point have no idea who I am
>Landscape becomes like a grid from tron
> Start running down a corridor of faces

cont

>be 17
>friend picks me up
>eat 2 pot brownies in his car all at once
>never done edibles before
>we smoke a little bit too
>not feeling anything
>friend is driving like a maniac trying to scare me
>get back to his house
>still not feeling anything
>no lights on his house
>start to feel it
>instantly feel retarded
>can't stop laughing
>face muscles feel stuck
>develop a theory in my head of how edibles must cause lock jaw
>drooling everywhere because I can't keep my mouth shut
>friend dad drives me home
>stumble into my house
>see purple when I move my hands too quick
>sit down in front of my computer
>put headphones on
>feels like a dream
>go to youtube
>play rebecca black friday over and over
>play it at least 100 times
>drooling and smiling like a retard sitting in the dark in my room
>cant stop smiling
>fall asleep at my desk
>wake up in the morning
>puke in bathroom
>go back in my room
>fall back asleep in bed this time
>wake up again
>can't tell if I really puked or imagined it

nothing exciting but its all I can remember. it was 6 years ago.

>Faces start thanking me for my sacrifice
>suddenly everything begins to loop
>See niggers with glowing eyes attacking me over and over
>brace for impact
>nothing
>Stand out side of my body
>black out
>awake to see a Pig and a Dog standing over me with their feet on my chest
>Pressing down
>The pig says "Is this what you want?"
>Shoves 100 ciggertes in my mouth
>Then starts to bury me with gold
>blackout
>awake in a field
>look up at the sky
>read ALINE FOR MESSAGE
>begin to walk around the field trying to aline the dots in the sky

cont