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PLEADING with the janitor to delete and ban political posting that does not relate to betting edition
>tinderposting at night should be allowed subedition

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NEED my £50 from Juveguy

>taking cash down to the pit for a photo op

What are casino chips, alex?

>wanting to ban more people in this dying "community"

PLEASE lend me a fiver

PLEASE give me my €50

The ones that would be banned would be the ones who are killing it. No one wants to read your political opinions on /bet/. That is what Sup Forums is for.

Italy & Portugal double lads. Lump on.

Selling my accounts

Alt Left WHEN?

OFFICIAL THREAD VIDEO:

youtube.com/watch?v=5aZi1RXe9kY

I'm also taking a girl to the cinema tonight.

How did I do, lads?

good god, jani where the fuck are you

How can you afford the cinema lid?

Can NOT for the life of me tell if that's you.

pms;

I see you lost some weight

How many of you autists got BTFO by the brexit result?

you a dyke?

pmsl

youtube.com/watch?v=3eSsLQ5cBTM

Think there's value in Hafnafjordur handicap

Well I was only up a cunt when if remain had one I would have been up multiple cunts so I guess in some ways I got btfo

>had one
*won
Sorry can barely see my keyboard over my mountains of cash

Can someone post the Liverpool gif with the ugly scouser in the center of their logo?

Wash those semen covered jeans lid

>owning a pair of brown shoes that aren't loafers
You really are the worst of the worst

dirty mirror m8

Kek

WTB?

>loafers

Wew lad

I'll give you a worldie in exchange for five of the queen's finest sterling

Betting simply isn't profitable anymore. Too much information too easily available, impossible to get a long term consistent edge over the bookies. Just cashed out and am going to travel the US for a few months before returning to school. Good luck.

>Natalie @1.08 to be evicted tonight

zzzzzzzz

Have fun m8

18 mins no goals, getting worried here

Send me my £50.

betting is profitable, but most of /bet/ doesn't realise that most match-fixing is done in American sports

youtube.com/channel/UCr6rRSjxpuMzTq5IaL12PAg/videos?view=0&shelf_id=1&sort=dd

lot's of long videos but he was completely correct about the NBA finals

proxy off Canada

Tips for today are going to be in the form of advice. Hope everyone takes care of themselves xo

>Paddy Power removing the market for a second Scottish referendum
>not on the free money because I dont have an account
Life is suffering

Just go large on Boris for PM. What're the odds for that?

1.8

Good value. Also someone should invite this woman to /bet/:

uk.businessinsider.com/brexit-betting-a-woman-has-lost-100000-betting-on-remain-2016-6

Tears

Muscle in my thigh won't stop twitching, how the fuck do I get it to stop!?

ShrewdAF

Just gone to the gym?

The opposite m8. Barely moved from my room all day

Take magnesium

Happens to me sometimes as well. Usually in the biceps.

Sit in a chair and push down hard on the floor with the soles of your feet for like 15 seconds then sit cross legged anywhere for a minute or two.

WTF my Steve Johnson bet got voided? Who do I talk to about this

>UMF Tindastoll

Unfortunately I don't really have much magnesium kicking around the house..

Stop it for a minute and its started again ffs

With who?

TT mate.

In genuine hysterics at juveguy's outfit, dresses just as badly as I imagine he would, some guy

>Stop it for a minute and its started again ffs
It is literally in your head then, my advice was completely made up.
Just try not to focus on it.

NEED Hafna goals

TT has the match as postponed

Report tip as "other" and just write that it won, add a link to proof, then inplay2g will clean your shit up >for free

>Zachary K Hubbard
>"Hey truthseekers"
>"This video exposes how the death of Kimbo Slice is directly connected to the death of Muhammad Ali and is either a ritual sacrifice, or another faked death by the numbers. Personally, I think it is a ritual sacrifice but you can be the final judge of that until the truth is fully revealed. I also talk about the significance of these deaths in regards to the NBA Finals and LeBron James. "

Yeah, no thanks

YES !!! 1 more pls

It finished today and he won
Ta m8. Also thanks for the free follow.

lmao this is literally the first time I hear of the Kimbo Slice death, wtf. Had to google if it's real.

Drink some water with salt in it.

Or he'll do what he did to Hass the other night and mark an in play bet as a loss when it was at worst a void and probably just a win.
I mean it has been fixed since but he is truly the worst admin.

Would murder him. On a 7 win streak. 8 when he fixes this.

Like the other user suggested get some magnesium. It's worth having around the house for whenever you have cramps, muscle twitches, muscle fever, feel like shit etc. Just dont overdose on it.

pmsl at the slag in this vid
itv.com/news/update/2016-06-24/leave-voter-disappointed-and-wishes-to-vote-remain/

Started following you... so apologies if you hit a patchy run soon haha! All joking aside, really like following tipsters specialising in different sports! Good luck to us.

The beatles have split up

>referendums

Can not believe Hafnar haven't scored a second time

The other team is so crap, but they just cant attack...

Yeah, figured I'd do something a bit more spicy and was on the Fylkir +0.5FH, but now I kinda feel like the price for Hafnar -0.5 is too good to pass up on, although Hafnar really don't look that great.

yes Tindastoll

my stream died and the one in bet365 lags. This game is so shit

Reminder that referendums are bad and that the perfect political system is a benevolent dictator

Lmao hope not lid. Hopefully Wimbledon goes as well as I expect. Good luck to us.

Like Saddam?

>benevolent

Like Uncle Adolf

We unironically need someone like King Jigme Singye Wangchuck of Bhutan

>implying he wasn't well meaning and didn't have the best intentions of the Iraqi people to stop them blowing each other up

k.

How did that work out for him?

Saddam Hussein's CV:
- The invasion of two sovereign nations (Iran, Kuwait)
- The annexation of one sovereign nation (Kuwait)
- The murder of up to a million Iraqis
- Genocide (the Al-Anfal Campaign alone killed 50,000-100,000 Kurds)
- Total control of the media
- Prohibition of satellite dishes (people who broke this law faced the death penalty)
- The Kuwaiti oil fires, which devastated regional air quality, causing respiratory problems for citizens of Kuwait and nearby countries
- The accompanying oil spill into the Persian Gulf, which was arguably one of the worst man-made natural disasters in history
- Sponsorship of terrorism (sending money to families of suicide bombers in Israel/Palestine)
- Hotly debated but very possible connections with Zarqawi, a high-ranking al-Qaeda officer

Eternal thread song

youtube.com/watch?v=v1urOM_YftI

So easily nibed

This was more of a response to the Iraq War critiques.

This is the shit that happens when the euros take 2 days off

pmsl, KR slags turned the game from 2 goals down within 6 minutes

NEED coin

youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714

PLEASE read a history book

You forgot shelf stacker

Is anyone actually after my accounts? I am legitimately selling up and fucking off from /bet/

So proud me

Calijah hasn't stopped doing laps around his paren'ts house celebrating. Carpets are getting worn down pmsl.

why are western countries so fucking stupid

we try to implement democracy in places like the middle east where it clearly will not work

the US spent billions taking down Qadaffi and Hussien, but it turns out that just further destabilized the region and much worse terrorist groups took their place

that money could have been spent on college for me but instead it was spent on rockets for ISIS

pmsl