Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Sup Forums, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Claimed

Fittest Waifu Claimed

gonna go eat

I had a tater tot bake. It was good.

Well, Ive come to terms with it.
My family wants me to be more social with friends.
>because a catch up night a week and various things we plan isnt enough

Rory-sama claimed

hi bun bro
are you collecting disorders?

Yes yes! The ones you list made me feel very welcome, also hand, mikan, tenryuu, hatsuzuki and kirino. Some others are intimidating but nice when you get to know them, and others I can't approach. I didn't know which one you were.
>2200 hours on TF2
damn, you would have lots of fun on overwatch, I think. sad you don't have it
Life of a student, yes?

Foreign languages must be great, how many do you know? I am studying business now because I don't know what else to do. I wanted to study psychology and do counseling work with children or criminals but it's not such a good field here in Arab countries. No jobs for such a thing.

oops
I mean that's interesting, at least.

Iowa claimed

How's everyone doing?
>down with democracy
RED CHINESE THREAT DETECTED

fish

Hi!

Just look at that cute face, that gorgeous shape, that sense of style
How can you not love it?
Akiko claimed

still here

and

i think that means yes. do you have more that one clown fish?

Not really, I've had that one for a while.
>hi

Hello.

>too small

>this is not Sup Forums this is /waifu/

Fuck off with your cancer.

she a crazy bitch nigga

That pose is painful
Just tried it

Eh, your family wants the best for you I guess, I'm fine with doing more or less the same as you.

It does make life interesting in a way, hard to socialize but I can enjoy myself doing repeated stuff.

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That ain't Karen.

neither is this

Miho claimed

Goddammit I've seen that too and I never thought to post it. GG Karen. What's up man?
Hello! What's up my dude

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fish

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I am now in posession of The Imperial Infantrymans Uplifting Primer.

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Top taste.

I'd say they're just big enough. And she knows some tricks as well

You fucking know it bro
Pure dedication and loyalty

Karen is a fucking heretic
He has more than one waifu folder
what a pleb

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When the hell did she get so busty?

Nyu/Lucy/Nyan&Lucifer claimed.
Nana banned.

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A character doesn't have to be your waifu to earn a folder in your hard drive.

BREAKING NEWS! NOTHING CONFIRMED!
JUST SPECULATION!

CNN is pure cancer.

so yes i think. the fish were not expensive but the tank was from what i read

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bye bye konata

explain to the arab what this means

does it make it easy to study?
this is like living life on hard mode, yes? It's a challenge!

wew, still awake?
What time is it?

Hi hi, only seen you for a bit.
Are you new or too old for me to remember?

trips checked
Syndra told me to tell you to seppuku

Yes yes! Very good.
Doing great, fasting for ramadan, staying up late to play overwatch. Fun times overall
Going to head to bed soon, just talking a bit first.
How about you?

I want to put the fish in a sandwich and eat it

I have five folders
Akito isn't in any of them
His expressions are fucking wonderful

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So is this thread

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suddenly wallpost
fuck me

this nigga gets it
Karen for life, ana is still a cute

>seppuku

Your the kid who replies to an insult with:
"Well... yeah? YOU TOO!"

I'm alright. You?

Eh, they could be bigger.

7:49 PM.

Hey Bun Bun. How's it going?

Do something about it

wait what
what did I just get into

Why is it that my opening line is always about food!
Seriously though, mint hot chocolate. Deliscous

fish

I really don't care if you choose to waste your time here.
By all means, be my guest.
I literally don't give a shit, it's your life and you can make your own decisions.

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>also hand, mikan, tenryuu, hatsuzuki and kirino.
Great people, all of them. I hope you've got a chance to talk with all of those so far, Karen.

>damn, you would have lots of fun on overwatch, I think. sad you don't have it
I know, I should really consider getting it soon, even when I recently bought Skullgirls.
Thank you for the advice.

>Foreign languages must be great, how many do you know?
It is pretty exciting, actually. It's only my first year, so I haven't learned anything spectacular yet.
At least I've managed to practice my English a bit. I know it's disappointing, but at least I can make myself somewhat clear most of the time.

>I am studying business now because I don't know what else to do.

I see, how has it been so far?
I hope you don't dislike it too much, by the way.

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DID I HEAR MORE THAN ONE WAIFU?

A layer of ground beef, cream of chicken (usually cream of mushroom, I changed it), on that same layer, tater tots (potatoes) topped off with cheese.
It tasted quite good.

I prefer myself some sneks.
Oh god. Do you get used to ramadan at least? Sounds a bit extreme. I was thinking of playing overwatch but not sure if I want to take the gamble of having incompetent teams.
Doing great. Easy to get out of bed today so even better.
>MORE THAN ONE WAIFU FOLDER
ARE WE CLEANSING HERESY NOW?

Hell... I'm jumping in

You had a nap earlier, yes?

Hey socks

you did, faggot, what of it?

>Karen

On that same layer onions*

>Shiro

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Fucking Heretics.

Not gonna spoil anything for Karen but she's basically using tricks to make them look bigger
She's not actually that busty

I could admit that you have a point, but it's much easier to just ignore you

His expressions are pretty great but they pale in comparison to Akiko's expressions

They could be bigger, but they don't have to be. I like them just the way they are

um yeah fish

Good taste

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>I prefer myself some sneks
My nigga.

I did.

Then I'm glad you're happy with them.

>does it make it easy to study?
It's all about your likes and current hobbies. When it comes to things that I liked I wouldn't even need to study to master it, like chemistry.

Studying something I dislike is near impossible, I study for like 15 mins and when I realize it I'm back to my obsessive hobbies.

If you count reading WoW stuff over and over as studying memorizing every single talent, spell description and their cooldowns was rather easy for me.

My grades always varied wildly, the average would be 8-13s barely studying, but in the disciplines I was into I could easily get 17-19s.

To be honest I didn't study once from 8th grade until the end of high school.

>grades go from 0 to 20 here
>9.5 and above is positive
>I can get annoyingly talkative through the net or when I'm with someone who is into my hobbies too

I'm gunna meme ya

Someone's a wittle buttmad

WE ARE CLEANSING HERESY BROTHER.

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Cheater titties. I see.
But DFC?

Not really. I'm quite enjoying myself today.
How about you?

Hellew

Night guys. How is life ?

I'm gonna interpret that as you accepted my point.

fish

Thumbs up. Have you consulted your local Inquisition office?

>find another kimono pic
>art style is shit
>send help

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Claimed and tamed

do you have any pets besides fish? like a dog or a cat?

Doing alright, gotta have surgery on my ass pretty soon, though. Don't know if I'll be able to afford it.

You have good taste and I'm liking you more and more now.
HERESY CLEANSING INITIATED.
I got ayy lmao for my alien name. What about you?
Not much of a talker huh? something telles me you like fish

Would you be unhappy with Galko if she had a smaller bust?
Seems kind of shallow to base your affections on one aspect of her person

Our target is this fucking sandnigger who claims Karen

I don't like super big ones, but would you call Akiko DFC? I'm not that into extremes and Akiko hits a sweet spot for me
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Interpret it as you want

Yes I have, I am awaiting the Response of the Departmento Munitorum.

FeelsBadMan

Atleast the one you have is super cute.

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fish

PURGE THE XENOS FILTH.

WE ARE AWARE OF THIS HERETIC, WHO CLAIMS NOT ONE, BUT TWO HERETICAL WAIFUS.

I'm sorry to hear that. I really wish the government did more to help people like you who needed it.
No one deserves to suffer, and it's the least the government could do for it's citizens.

>Kimonos are qt

She usually looks a little smaller... Guess i'll differ to the shower scene though. Definitely not DFC.