OH SHIT! NOW WHAT Sup Forums
OH SHIT! NOW WHAT Sup Forums
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"when i find a good girl"
eh?
How do I tell her I wanna suck her boobs?
That's not the answer I wanted, user!!
u know youre talking to a gay man on the internet pretending to be a girl, right?
Bump for interest
>xD
No she's not
Fuck you she's not. You're pretty desperate aren't you?
but you are that good girl ;)
It's call CHATSPEAK, user
cringed
beta
I don't see the problem...
Are you going to let us reply, or are you just going to say all kinds of gay shit and post screenshots of it?
Only if you actually help, now help me!!
Hey it's this guy again
Alpha out!
honestly see how much work this is to try to beg a stupid slut to let you touch her pussy for 20 minutes. it's just incredible to me that anyone would put up with the stupid things you have to say and do to fuck a girl and they act like they are doing you a favor. fuck all that such a waste of time!
Fuck it! I'm going all in!
Ok:
"I've been having a problem with my dick getting really dry lately. Can you come over and apply some chap stick to it with your lips?"
0/10 unfunny
Bump for this reply!
How about you quit using the xD face you faggot
Haha, text messages like this was like, all of high school for me. I would have gotten so much pussy if I wasn't one.
Oh boy I hope you can learn how to talk to women before it's too late user
I hope this works
noice
What do I say now...?
Send this
Bumping
kek. i might use this one myself
>this thread
>this OP
it's like you are trying so hard to be cringy
Say: "jacking*"
All joking aside, I think you and I would be a great match.
Let's set up a "date" if you want to call it that, we can hang out grab a bite to eat, or do something adventurous. Let's not put any expectations on the evening, let's just go have fun, be ourselves, and see what happens.
Say "jacking**"
post the snapchat you received
You smell different when you're awake
Holy shit you beat me to me
really? do you really think that's what's happening here??
\sarcasm
haha
This will land me some pu
Alpha male checking out.
We should hang out
I hope she laughs
...
Is this the same guy from last night
dude seriously cut the "xD" bullshit out
nice she likes hockey
god please end yourself
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
Sharks are same dirty niggers, aye?
dude. what are you, a 12 year old girl?
GUYS IT'S HAPPENING! NOW WHAT!?
In my defense, the mop was sexy as fuck.
"I admire your chesticles, m'lady!"
hell sir my name is prakash, can you tell me what app u are using? nd how do u get all the girls number id
Kill yourself is what
Wait i won... Wut
You better fuck this woman
tell her to come over and put on that good cologne
ur gonna get stabbed by a 40 year old with male pattern baldness
rofl
Send me pussy pics so I can show them to my penis. I want him to know where he's headed XD
some how, some way i feel like this is all just bait and we're falling for it.
if this isn't bait cut the stupid ass nice guy approach and tell her ur gonna fking pound her pussy nice and good
>you are someone special
>get dick wet
>???
>profit
that is literally all you had to do
I don't really like sports
Cringed so hard
My place or yours? Or maybe you should buy me dinner first?
I live in my car, but it has a big back seat. That okay?
The Stanley cup play offs you goof
Hah i love this thread
Can you imagine penguins playing basketball?! ROFFLE
Shiittt finally!!
lol this conversation
Say, "Alright then, now come on over and pucker that butthole baby girl."
No delivery, brb kms
This is autism thread? I now have headache!
shoulda said "Nah I love sportsball"
OP i fucking hate you and your kind
just so u know
>When I find a sweet girl
Good lord, OP. Tell her she's a sweet girl and get your dick wet. Ffs are you an autist or something? I'm socially oblivious and even I know you're a fucking retard.
You better fuck this woman
How are you so autistic
op did you use real pic or are you catfishman
yes this thread
last night was fun. tonight will be MORE fun
...Fucking dolt.
Seriously...he should've been fking her like 20 mins ago
Its like hes purposely trying to fuck this up.
What app is this
I couldnt stop watching that. I got stuck in a fucking worm hole.
I hate being hated....
Send her a picture of your body/dick OP. Stop being a fag. Tell her to send totties to help you think of her before you meet
How do you not be serious about sex?
Plenty of fish
tinder
Cringed
I cringed so hard to this thread my butt hole is stuck close please go outside op
...
Is called being a ho
Oh yes
grinder