OH SHIT! NOW WHAT Sup Forums

OH SHIT! NOW WHAT Sup Forums

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"when i find a good girl"

eh?

How do I tell her I wanna suck her boobs?

That's not the answer I wanted, user!!

u know youre talking to a gay man on the internet pretending to be a girl, right?

Bump for interest

>xD

No she's not

Fuck you she's not. You're pretty desperate aren't you?

but you are that good girl ;)

It's call CHATSPEAK, user

cringed

beta

I don't see the problem...

Are you going to let us reply, or are you just going to say all kinds of gay shit and post screenshots of it?

Only if you actually help, now help me!!

Hey it's this guy again

Alpha out!

honestly see how much work this is to try to beg a stupid slut to let you touch her pussy for 20 minutes. it's just incredible to me that anyone would put up with the stupid things you have to say and do to fuck a girl and they act like they are doing you a favor. fuck all that such a waste of time!

Fuck it! I'm going all in!

Ok:

"I've been having a problem with my dick getting really dry lately. Can you come over and apply some chap stick to it with your lips?"

0/10 unfunny

Bump for this reply!

How about you quit using the xD face you faggot

Haha, text messages like this was like, all of high school for me. I would have gotten so much pussy if I wasn't one.

Oh boy I hope you can learn how to talk to women before it's too late user

I hope this works

noice

What do I say now...?

Send this

Bumping

kek. i might use this one myself

>this thread
>this OP
it's like you are trying so hard to be cringy

Say: "jacking*"

All joking aside, I think you and I would be a great match.

Let's set up a "date" if you want to call it that, we can hang out grab a bite to eat, or do something adventurous. Let's not put any expectations on the evening, let's just go have fun, be ourselves, and see what happens.

Say "jacking**"

post the snapchat you received

You smell different when you're awake

Holy shit you beat me to me

really? do you really think that's what's happening here??

\sarcasm

haha

This will land me some pu

Alpha male checking out.

We should hang out

I hope she laughs

...

Is this the same guy from last night

dude seriously cut the "xD" bullshit out

nice she likes hockey

god please end yourself

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

Sharks are same dirty niggers, aye?

dude. what are you, a 12 year old girl?

GUYS IT'S HAPPENING! NOW WHAT!?

In my defense, the mop was sexy as fuck.

"I admire your chesticles, m'lady!"

hell sir my name is prakash, can you tell me what app u are using? nd how do u get all the girls number id

Kill yourself is what

Wait i won... Wut

You better fuck this woman

tell her to come over and put on that good cologne

ur gonna get stabbed by a 40 year old with male pattern baldness

rofl

Send me pussy pics so I can show them to my penis. I want him to know where he's headed XD

some how, some way i feel like this is all just bait and we're falling for it.

if this isn't bait cut the stupid ass nice guy approach and tell her ur gonna fking pound her pussy nice and good

>you are someone special
>get dick wet
>???
>profit

that is literally all you had to do

I don't really like sports

Cringed so hard

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My place or yours? Or maybe you should buy me dinner first?

I live in my car, but it has a big back seat. That okay?

The Stanley cup play offs you goof

Hah i love this thread

Can you imagine penguins playing basketball?! ROFFLE

Shiittt finally!!

lol this conversation

Say, "Alright then, now come on over and pucker that butthole baby girl."

No delivery, brb kms

This is autism thread? I now have headache!

shoulda said "Nah I love sportsball"

OP i fucking hate you and your kind

just so u know

>When I find a sweet girl

Good lord, OP. Tell her she's a sweet girl and get your dick wet. Ffs are you an autist or something? I'm socially oblivious and even I know you're a fucking retard.

You better fuck this woman

How are you so autistic

op did you use real pic or are you catfishman

yes this thread

last night was fun. tonight will be MORE fun

...Fucking dolt.

Seriously...he should've been fking her like 20 mins ago

Its like hes purposely trying to fuck this up.

What app is this

I couldnt stop watching that. I got stuck in a fucking worm hole.

I hate being hated....

Send her a picture of your body/dick OP. Stop being a fag. Tell her to send totties to help you think of her before you meet

How do you not be serious about sex?

Plenty of fish

tinder

Cringed

I cringed so hard to this thread my butt hole is stuck close please go outside op

...

Is called being a ho

Oh yes

grinder