Yo Sup Forums the brown recluse is still living, what do??

Yo Sup Forums the brown recluse is still living, what do??

Get bit and die dafgot

You finish what you started. And stop acting like a pussy.

send my regards

fucking kill it before it kills you dumb fuck

Insert it into your rectum by way of shot glass

shove in pooper

light it on fire and record it

Cum on it

thats not a brown recluse. i dont see no dang fiddle on its back

Boil it alive

Roll

Back to back dubs. It has been declared

dubs have spoken

Give it a secure habitat...and wait for your calling

Space program!

Let it bite you once-a-day to gain an immunity to its venom over time.

Place in microwave for a few seconds see if it will live

That most certainly is a brown recluse you moron

Retard alert.

Let it bite your dick

Drake says he has alot of enemies draining him of his energy. Offer your services

I second this

howd u get it in a bag? Greentext story then microwave it fegit

that actually is a brown recluse though

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Release it outside. Brown recluses are pretty chill he won't fuck with you of you don't fuck with him. Let him catch all the bugs and shit around your house.

Bruh there's a nest of these things somewhere in my house this is like the 20th one I've found this year

Burn your house down. Or move.

They probably crawl all over you while you sleep

I bet it's in your basement. They like undisturbed dark places. I'm from Missouri we were always finding those in the house.

Go back to Imgur faggot

That's a wolf spider.

Nah man fuck brown recluses.

But I'd rather have them than bedbugs.

I used to wrk in a dog Kennal when I lived there and I shit you not I saw a brown recluse the size of a Bic lighter.

Put in priority mail shipper and send back to the hood.

No, it really isn't

Do what the moth guy did and cum on it fag

Holy fuck. Fuck bedbugs. I just had them 6 months ago and it's the worst experience I've ever had. After 5 treatments, $1000 and 3 months of living with the fuckers, they were finally gone. Ama about the bed bug experience lol

It's in the bag? Sealed up?

How did you know you had them?

I like the microwave idea

I motion to microwave it. I'm kinda curious to see that too.

Fucking do it OP vid

Well, for about 1 month I noticed black spots (bed bug shit stains) popping up on my bed sheets, but didn't think anything of it. I also didn't get any visible bites, because I'm not allergic to bed bug bites. So I had these little shits for 1 month without even noticing. One night, I try to go to sleep, but see a little bug on my sheets. The first thing that comes to mind is "bed bugs" so I Google image searched "bed bugs" and sure enough, it looked exactly like the images. I freaked the fuck out and didn't sleep that night.

Mail it to Hilary Clinton

My grandmother was bitten by a brown recluse, it's not something you want to mess with. Don't play with fire OP.

Btw OP, if there's one there's a nest of many. And if you let it out of that bag RIP.

attach the bag to a helium balloon and watch that motherfucker fly away

They don't even carry diseases, they just feed off of you at night, and you can almost rest assured that you'll get bitten every night. Fucking vampires. What a fucking plague they are.

Why is everyone making such a big deal of this? I got bit by a brown recluse when I was a kid and all I had to do was take this weird antibiotic for a week. Nothing really that serious.

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This brown recluse probably sold his fiddle for drugs.

You done goofed

With the water boiling before you put it in of course

Yep. They also reproduce like crazy, and the eggs are extremely hard to exterminate. Luckily i only had like 50 or so at the time of extermination. They are also slowing gaining immunities to the chemicals used to get rid of them.

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what does /tread mean ?

420 speak the truth

New Fag

Make him suffer, OP.
Make them all suffer.

Test it out by putting it on your penis.

It takes up to 400 days for them to die without food. Fucking insane.

While still in the bag, put it under boiling water.

oh and here's a little story about bedbugs

>Friends have had them
>I've woken up at their houses covered in bites
>At one point we found 1 in our house and we collectively freaked out
>Fast forward a few years
>Work in ITAD (information technology asset disposal)
>Basically recycle old electronic equipment and such
>The account I'm working on is all Dell warranty returns
>Most of it's shit, we really just want the parts
>Get a dusty ass Inspiron, won't turn on
>Time to take this bitch apart and gut it
>It's full of bedbugs
>There's a spiderweb with bedbugs in it
>They're underneath the motherboard
>There's even a few INSIDE the tiniest crevices on the hard drive
>Due to travel times and heat on the trailers they were all dead
>Shiver the entire rest of the day, jump at every slightest sensation

How are the bites? Similar to mosquito bites? I had bed bugs but wasn't allergic to the bites

Yeah pretty much mosquito bites.

I fucking hate those things. I had them, and it came to a point where if I'm asleep and felt a bite, I'd wake right the fuck up, pick that little shit up with my fingers and pop it.