>be aussie
>get paraded
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Be aussie
Christopher Perez
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Ian Harris
Beats having your hands cut off I guess
Blake Baker
...
Brody Carter
I bet those fuckers thought they could get away with just showing their western visas.
Based law enforcers. Judging from the article, they are formed from local volonteers.
Noah Hill
Is that nigga in ISIS or something?
Xavier Evans
>wearing flip flops other than on the beach
>wearing a wife beater and your cap backwards
>stealing a bicycle from impoverished people
>having facial hair
>being a bogan
>probably on the piss every night, no regard for the locals
Stay classy, Australia
Isaac Nguyen
Indonesia cannot handle the banter
Levi Morgan
hipster lumberjack beard trend is still going relatively strong here. It's at least dying
Hudson Adams
I like how they show it in english to publicly humiliate them in their home country, rather than indonesia
Colton Young
Lmao, well done. Australians are cunts.
Bentley Campbell
> I am thieve
Luis James
good job lol.
lefty hippies got what came to them.
Daniel Morris
go home mate tired of having you here
Henry Russell
I didn't think we had any gypsies in Australia, but there you go.
Benjamin White
wait what did they do though? it says thieves what they steal?
Jaxson Butler
ever been to northern nsw?
Lucas Lopez
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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abc.net.au
>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>need a fucking license for paintball guns
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>need a license for crossbows
ballisticfirearms.com.au
>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
productsafety.gov.au
>smokeless tobacco is banned
productsafety.gov.au
>toys containing beads are banned
productsafety.gov.au
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
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news.com.au
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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en.wikipedia.org
>video games are expensive as shit
Levi Morris
wtf is a wife beater
Ryder Wright
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.
>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper
Jack Wood
Only bogans go to Bali
Carson Hall
>be Indonesian male
>be shorter than Australian woman
Blake Sanders
>someone was actually THIS mad
Austin Martin
White undershirt.
Called a 'wife beater' because if you get a domestic abuse call in the trailer park there is an 85% chance of the perpetrator wearing only this above the waist. It's white trash
Luke Torres
>it's an 'inbred retard embarasses his country by copypasting something someone even dumber than him wrote on Sup Forums' episode
Either banter back, or hide the fucking thread. When you post this pathetic shit you make us all look bad.
Josiah Davis
they come from rich cunt, but career opportunity are wider when you are taught to drink since u were kids
Jace Murphy
>desperate damage controlling
Kill yourselves. All of what was posted was fact and sourced. Autistralia is a massive nanny state.
Alexander Price
I love it when white people get put in their place when visiting other countries.
Nathan Stewart
yeah k m8
Hudson Sanders
The fact that whoever made this went to all the trouble of sourcing everything is even sadder.
Nolan Rogers
strong levels of the 'tism
Jeremiah Young
lmao at the austard inferiority complex. you live in a toddler state
Gabriel Perez
based as fuck
they should do that here
Eli Peterson
Seriously, stop digging. Either banter back like a man or fuck off. You sound like you're 12 years old
Jack Richardson
>americans saying banter
Stop man
Levi Mitchell
If came over to your house and moved your furniture around and mixed all the food on your plate would you throw a tantrum?
Christian Diaz
I'm not bantering you fucking imbecile.
>implying you're allowed to leave your padded room without supervision
Christian Brooks
>that isn't banter, but "lol ur fat" poop jokes, and "le get shot XD" is
Carter Hernandez
OM TELOLET OM
Xavier Smith
*TELOLETLOLET*
Dylan Jenkins
i am a thief*
why are indonesians so bad at english
David Butler
MAKASIH OM
Kevin Parker
>non-australian makes a thread about australia
>non-australian spergs out throwing a fit about australia
>non-australians defend australia
this board
Jaxson Hernandez
when i feel jealous about australian, i just post that too lol z
Thomas Stewart
>thieve
Wyatt Richardson
lel
Benjamin Diaz
I wuv u Australia
Jack Howard
it beats getting kicked by extremely oversized boot for making prank phone calls