Please state the nature of the medical emergency

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Don't get in my way about this moving out shit

Something on your mind, Ensign?

I shit from where I pee and pee from where I shit.

It burns when she pees. (On my face)

I'm blind as shit doc!

My coffee's too cold

We're going to have to open you up. Lie down.

500 cc's of Coaxellene.

Wear your visor, Mr. LaForge. While you're at it, leave Voyager.

Mine is too. Ensign, get an enviro-suit. I'm going to beam you directly into that nearby nebula for you to collect samples.

i have no arms :-D

the pain is intense :-D

pleas end my sufferig :-DDDDDDDD

No I wanted you to fix the replicator and not refer me to that incompetent Janeway Cunt. This is a mutinyyyy

I have something I need someone to take a look at just make sure it's not cancer... can I show you?....

>>We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

im black help

>cunt
Ensign, another snap like that, and you'll be doing that space-walk WITHOUT a suit.

I um...I'll refer to you Mr. Paris.

Oh, Seven. Looks like your friends are here.

Fine. But I will advance our socialism through properly warmed CoffeeMate. You will rue the day Janeway

I got a boner... wut do?

...just get the suit. And report to Transporter Room 2.

I think there's something wrong with my benis

We have holodecks for a reason, Lieutenant.

What exactly is a 'benis?'

Lousy bowlcut bitch
>WHAT WAS THAT!?

I PUT CYANIDE IN EVERYONE'S TALAXIAN OMLETTES HA HA HA HA

...

I'm a stupid irritating cuntlick

holy that reaction made me kek

Alright, that's it. Straight to the brig for you, 9 days.

Mr. Neelix, please refrain from poisoning the crew.

all my crewmates are ugly

I'm having abdominoplasty to remove loose skin.

No emergency

Computer, initiate auto-destruct sequence. Authorization Janeway-8-4-1-Alpha-6-5.
>crushes mobile emitter underfoot
Best evacuate. Coming, Doctor?

benis :DDD

You mothafuckin' woman's bag, livin' in a man's penis and body... with women's makeup on. What you gon' do? Send it to China? What the fuck they gon' do? Fuck y'all's goddamn president by the way too. Hi, how you doin'? You can just call me Suck My Fuckin' Dick, by the way, none of your goddamn business, motherfucker. Whoever dat muhfucka over there is in Taiwan or Tokyo, fuck y'all's emperor, Jac-coo Fuck Cousteau. Y'all motherfuckers ain't shit. Y'all go--ain't gon' do shit wit dem nucular weapons neither. Y'all pussy. Y'all motherfuckers just lookin' at us like, "suck us, suck us." Muhfucker, y'all jacks. That's what y'all do, muhfucker. Y'all fuck. That's what y'all do, motherfucker. Y'all sell y'all's people. You garbage, motherfucker. You a transvestite videotapin' me, muhfucker. Suck my dick. You ain't 'bout shit. You sittin' over here recordin' me while you doin' what? Suckin' my dick? Okay. Bitch, bye. You ain't nobody. You a fuckin' homo... gay motherfucker in some fuckin' women's products and... and whatnots, like what are you gon' do to survive in the long run? I mean, do you do dis on the weekends or is this a everyday event for you? Like, you sit up and get on the train every day, like what do people think about you one day? And then you cut all your shit off, put your extensions back in, and go back to work. Like, who are you really under all that makeup? Where'd you come from? Are you da emperor of China? Or, like, how are we supposed to act wit you? What should we do about you? 'Cause this shit right here ain't 'propriate for my child. I'm sorry, I'm--I 'on't give a fuck. I 'on't give a fuck. I'll fight you right now. I don't even feel comfortable wit you, mothafucka.

Doc I think there's something wrong with my wife's vagina. They all keep coming out like HIM

Even me?

BUT MUH COFFEE! These are inhumane conditions.
>she gave me attention
I will be bringing you your samples and I expect a prompt blowjob for my troubles. Stupid bitch

I want to fuck all the Borg children really hard in their robotic poopers

o hey guise watup

But I really need a specialist like you to take a look. Beside, Paris already refused to treat me.

Doctor, I have to poo.

Wtf that was a picture of that little annoying Borg girl when I uploaded it and it turned into that. I don't even have that fucking picture on my phone

postin this again, deal with it

Doctor. I'm having issues getting out of my uniform.

underrated show

How has she never got naked when the work dried up ffs

Doctor I really need you to take a look at this.

what the fuck is wrong with people

Now you'll go 9 days without.

Implying they need clothes

It's okay, I'll take it from here.

I have always been here

*mutters something about criminal-genius under breath*

Trek actors/actresses can get by on conventions alone. I don't know if that's her case though.

hi guise, can I be in this thread too?

Oh....hi Seven.

>

this is now a Jean Luc Picard thread

concur.

...

Lol fuck off bitch go to Yellow Alert

Doctor, fix my cancer.

We can fix Cancer, right?

Computer, belay that order.

Also, Computer, lockout voice commands from THIS ensign.

fucking kill yourself

Yes, but not baldness.

I got a bad case of lovin' ewes.

but I really wanted the Doctor to help me... I even already applied the medical cream for my treatment...

Shut up at post Moar faggot

You again?..... blarggggg.

....I wish Kes were still here.

You could at least give me a chance.

Doctor. I have this strange urge to mate with young ensign Ro. Is this normal?

Hi big boy

WTF?

Space-pedos are still pedos, ensign.

>Ensign Kim
>Having a chance with big titty borg woman

Well, I'm going back to the bridge.

...

Don't follow me.

Buy me a DATA or I'm jettisoning myself from this vessel's airlock for scoutships

But she is older than Kes and you was OK with that.

Even you, Chakotay?

Sorry, I can't hear you once the force-field goes up. See you in 9 days!

Doctor. I appear to have eaten the crew.

For the last time I'm not going to "assimilate" with you.

What happens in the Delta Quadrant STAYS there. At least, that's how I think the phrase goes.

Have my babies!

Captain the ships have completed docking

Jeri Ryan still looks hot as fuck. Shame that she caused Obama to become president.

Kim, she got a thing around her eye, I got a thing around my eye... you do the math.

>

Kes is a different species that develops mentally and socially at an accelerated level.

Go work on your car that doesn't even exist cunt

eye eye commander

Have pain and pressure at the top of my ass crack and it's all red

and so do me and my penis

Still not following...

If I see that doctor one more time

What fucking context saw the creation of this image?

You should stop touching yourself off-duty. At least save it for the holodeck.

resistance is futile (bizarre lip-smacking noises)

Akoocheemoya motherfucker

Best thread in a while, props.