Playing Skyrim

>Playing Skyrim
>Choose a female character
>Make a cute nord barbarian loli
>Dad walks in and says "Why are you playing as a little girl?"
>Think of a lie and say "I'm forced to play as one"
>He says "No you're not, your uncle has this game and he's able to play as a man"
>"Well, I thought it would be fun to play as a little girl killing stuff"
>Dad gives me a funny look, "You ain't getting fruity on me, are you?"
>I start to laugh and say "No, sir."
>He decides to just leave
>Make the decision to never tell him I'm bisexual

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Fuck, there is a lot to unpack there. A bisexual pedophile? Or a that point are you just a deviant?

as weird as my parents were, at least they didnt give a fuck about the gender of the video game characters i used.
I reckon, in a couple of years OP will kill his own dad.

>Playing Skyrim
>Choose a female character
>Make a cute nord barbarian loli
>Dad walks in
>Can't see screen because I have the monitor pointed away from the door like a normal person
>Says it's time for dinner
>Pause to prevent my loli from getting spitroasted by giants while I'm afk
>Am 100% straight

"Why are you playing as a girl?"
"Why would I want to dump 200 hours into a game where I'm playing as a guy and am forced by the camera to stare at his ass the entire time? Are you getting fruity on me, dad?"

This guy wins half an internet, redeemable only on Mars.

>Think of a lie and say "I'm forced to play as one"
>He says "No you're not, your uncle has this game and he's able to play as a man"
You might as well just come out of the closet now OP, he knows something is up.

"No son, just wondering why you would want to stare at a little girls ass instead of a grown woman. You aren't getting pedo on me are you?"

I do it for this reason

That is the worst argument, because you NEVER look at a characters ass except maybe in World of Warcraft when you're bored in town and swinging the camera around.

>not just saying "because warrior women are hot"

Maybe he wants to play in 3rd person like a pleb.

>Skyrim
>Forced to stare at ass

pick one

I believe he said FORCED.

>>be me in whiterun
>>fine ass barbarian bitch
>>text vibrates phone
>>Hey son, dinner's ready
>>Mom's spaghetti
>>Look back at screen
>>Perky ass hanging out of bone armor
>>Rub one out before dinner
>>???
>>Profit

>still living with your parents.

>No, sir.

Everyone acting like this is normal?

Women look nasty when they get old, best to start when they are fresh

This. Your dad probably has pronouns xhe prefers. call xim "ma'am" like you should.

It's a sign of respect to call your father sir, son.

This.
Am I missing something?

Can we just abolish the word "unpack"?

>bisexual

kys please , earth can't handle more of you

Yes, adressing your father like the fucking president.

Name one person who addresses their father as "Nigger King".

Gay guy here. Choose a fucking side, don't think you can ride the fence

Should've said that's it makes you a smaller target but with the same stats, fagtard

You should just get better at dodging you idiot the game isn't hard

The nigger that impregnated your mom X years ago.

x=your age + 40 weeks.

I am a mathematician.

"Would you rather spend 40 hours looking at a guys ass or a girls ass?"
OP u fail

check'd

that reason is never going to work. quit being autistic and thinking you're clever

Has it become so difficult in this day and age just to say, "I like women" when asked something like that?

I am also a bisexual who is attracted to young girls (10+)

It's not about being able to dodge or not, it's the fact that you're a smaller target in general, so whatever is attacking you would have a harder time hitting you.

You're a fucking retard

This national bathroom convo must really put your crazy straw dick in a pickle

I fucking kek'd. I snorted water into my keyboard, you prick.

I do this too. Except I load up all the sex mods and watch her get raped every time she loses a fight. And she sure loses a lot of fights...

Gotta love the Elder Scrolls modding community.