Lets play a game

Lets play a game.
vaguely describe your job then anons try to guess it.

>work for gov.
>put stuff in order
>take the stuff down put in truck
>pass stuff out to everyone's house
>why the hell do i get paid 17 an hour for this.

Mailman

uhhhh what?

Make sure you distribute weight properly or else you'll have back issues the rest of your life

Mailman

warehouse?

correct

>cut shit
>cut shit all the time
>oh shit indiafags hate me

>work in truck
>seen some fucked up shit
>get paid ~$11/hour for mental trauma
>lots of situations where we're summoned and people don't actually need us

Medic... Paramedic.

EMT, but close enough

>brainwashed
>get dog
>go to jawa territory
>use dog to find jawa bombs

>scrub rich peoples expendable income
>get paid 11$ an hour
>still don't mind being in and around the expendable income

US Army. EZ

Accountant who owns a "laundromat"

Air Force explosive detection K9. Close enough.

>3rd year working
>make $110k
>work 10x as fast as my coworkers so I only work 10% of the time
>everyone thinks I'm smart and work hard

butcher

I piss off liberals and blow shit up.

military

>Spend hours looking at airplanes
>Routing wires and shit
>design shit to make the other shit play nice
>if the plane falls out of the sky, I'm fired.
>always stressed
>worth it for 96k

IT

Male porn star.

EMT's only get paid 11 an hour?? wtf pizza delivererers make more than that...

aerospace engineer

Nope. I blow shit up in a private business.

Close. Electrical engineer. I do the avionics.

Software dev, so technically correct but not as specific as you could have been

botting magic logs on runescape

a suicide with a poor performance review
>you're still alive

Nah car detailing

Do y'all take mostly government/military contracts?

kek'd and checked

Nope. I don't blow shit up to kill people, I blow shit up to make money.

Nice digits, get thread would be jealous

I'm a student by i'll try the same principle, guess what I will be:

> Get to read a lot
> Need to understand statistics
> We're learning nuffin
> We're supposed to define the norm and mark the deviant

Mining? Shit, dude, I'm super curious.

demolition

>stuff
No, it is shit.
EVERYTHING you bring me goes straight to the recycle dumpster in the alley once a week, and you just cram the trash in the little box all week long, too. You guys are worthless and my life would only improve if USPS were not a thing.

Stop with all this useless S H I T
H
I
T

you'll be a barista

Winrar. I'm an engineer at a mine.

>make shit
>show other people my shit
>sell my shit
>deal with shit
>500k year

being underage and making shit up on the internet.

Well... I mean... correct anyway

I work in a shop.

Alright ill play.
Stop go
Clickety clack
Toot toot
$32 an hour.

You work in a shop.

>>work for gov.

Leech.

Train driver.
You like trains, oh ohoh.

>some asshole sells some shit.
>Write down how much he sold it for
>High school drop out makes a widget, wrote down how much it cost to make
>Subtract the numbers, show boss numbers
>Get yelled at if it's negative. No response of its positive
>Repeat for 50 years

Work at a resort man, tons of cash, I got paid a couple buck more an hour than you with awesome benefits

Trolley driver?

...

Fracker?

Twitch streamer

Engineer at a mine, so pretty close.

Mailman.

>work for myself
>work with moderate sized heavy boxes
>get attacked on a daily basis
>you would all starve without me

>slayer
>coons
>profit

Make people work faster with clicketyclackies instead of scratchyscribblies by telling the clicketyclackies what to do
They think it is so they do the same work in less time and leave earlier
It is so they do more work on same time and so we are all paid more
Marxists hate this guy!

>get paid 12 bucks cnd
>have to memorize location of things
>trucks drive into yard all day
>tell trucks where things are in yard
>get so many fucking splinters
>go home with back & feet pain
Answer (doow dray rekrow)

>Talk to old people
>Take notes on what we talk about
>Get blamed for all of their problems

Car washer

No idea give us another hint user

Beekeeper?

Bingo!

I don't work inner city (which has higher pay but it's harder to get the job) and I'm in the south (which probably has something to do with it lol)

That's with tips, and they end up spending a lot of money to keep their cars running.

The rapist?

>prep food
>eats fuck ton of the food
>it's fucking hot outside
>it's fucking hot inside the business
>yeast all over the fucking floor and the back smells like shit
>the front of the business smells delicious
>we're sharing a building with gooks, and a business that stores submarines
>we can eat all the time
>if you don't tip, you're a dick and you wasted our time

Corn farmer?

You own the farm
Have to package for distribution in boxes
Rodents and other pests attack
Corn is in fuck most everything

>get paid 9.00
>give medicine
>wipe guy's ass
>check CPAP water
>get on Sup Forums, watch anime and play games for 7 hours
>leave

fix stuff
cannot fix retards
sit on a chair all day

Nursing home aid

I wish. But there aren't any resorts around here. I don't live in a very...desirable part of the country.

High school guidance consoler

fix shit
break shit
cry
collect data
melt shit
burn shit
drink industrial ethanol
paid by gov
make fucking metal

Accountant

Close enough
I'm an advocate for retards.

>go to people's homes
>go in attics and on roofs to keep things out
>break rat necks with metal bars
>11 an hour

Recycling center

Exterminator?

Correct

uh uh, said i cannot fix retards
though i do work for my town's school board

Programmer

Where do you live?

Ever have to do a bee/wasp/hornet removal?

Ringdingdingdinhdingeding, as the fox says

I push buttons all day for a living.

After work I come home and drink myself into oblivion.

What am I?

official school retard-holder-backer

Have you considered moving somewhere less shitty?

Some kind of nursery worker? Splinters? A wood yard master or whatever?

>I work for the Gov.
>I take notes.
>I work with children.
>Everything is fucking confidential.

American

yes basically true

PiZZA SHOP

DOE bitch

nah i'm one of the IT guys for my school board

governmental child(the)rapist?

yes but do you give the retards sudo

Job#1
>it smells good in here
>what a short work day
>I hate these loud kids

Job#2
>heavy chemicals
>blue latex gloves
>repetitive as fuck
>"I'm breathing in, the chemicals"