Taylor Swift invites you over, what happens next?

Taylor Swift invites you over, what happens next?

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>ask her when she intends on getting ass implants, cuz damn.

I verify that John Connor is there so I don't waste any precious time.

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rape a bitch. dont invite me over unless you are willing. if you arent willing, i will force my will upon you.

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ask her what's for dinner and give her a bag of laundry

This. This is what happens.

>mfw I found out she actually invites fans to her house
>mfw she would never invite me or anyone here because she does extensive research on the strangers she invites

you won't ever penetrate a women anyways, thankfully

Kill the bitch, so I don't have to suffer her terrible music anymore.

I wish I could see that, Taylor is definitely a whore on the tour bus

Her face is so fucking stupid looking I just want to punch it. Plus she's a mega slut with no personality I would rape and murder her

Thirty Niggers

I hear that Taylor browses Sup Forums a lot

Yeup.

I apply axe cologne liberally, bitches love axe

I try too hard to make her laugh and then she plays with her phone and says she has to go meet someone but I can hang out there and watch netflix and play with her dog if I want. I, sensing the awkwardness and body language, say no thanks and leave after halfheartedly making plans for next week that never come to fruition. We never speak again.

Like always.

I wake up

Hang out, if I can bring my cats I do. Just chill really.

Lol fag