Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

I FUCKING MEN

Yo

Love me

Try not to have a seizure.

Miho claimed

>Kurumi
See
Rory-sama claimed

it goes far but i actually have my genitals as an off limits i like pain but being ball busted sounds awful

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Milk.

Claimed

Idk how to take that but yes? Wheres the little girl at?

I will win
>Water>Fire nerd

Still on the lurk

this isn't like Made In Heaven
if you get stopped in time, you stop

Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)

Sunshine

I hate haikus very much
They are very gay
They really suck weiners and balls

How are you doing Yuuko?

im going to do it

You missed a huge typo holy shit
Konata said I was bi again and I meant to write "I fucking hate men" but I accidentally wrote "I fucking men" so I really want to die

clamping best waifu lets drink!

Im tired

Oh, nice.

you really do
I love you

still here

and

i dont do either of those in the shower
oh ok thats good.
hi

Yuuko-chan

...

when your waifu thread becomes feels hey again

Cute.
Physically.
Boobies.

Roger claimed

Ill try not too. Boobies

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Breasts.

Why not?

Dead bodies don't count

This haiku is really bad
Go kill yourself fag
I really hate that haiku

Found that pterodactyl porno too kek

"Fine"

You?

Yuuko.

Squishy.

If I can get a chunk of it done before Love Live Sunshine everything will be ok.

>Best idol claimed

>where's the little girl at?
what?

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Fight. Me. Nigga

Cant sleep?

She is only killed in animoo
Not manga

Bun?

Ya. The thing is that the pics are in reverse order on my phone so these lewd ones are right at the top of the list.

In all technicality, you have no clue what I look like either. No?

Thanks. Make one of theirs please

Good.
Tities.
How are you?

Music in the shower is great.
>Try it.

>Mizore

>tfw I was being serious

Fag

>"fine"

Mm, so I should just assume the contrary I guess...

I'm doing alright, as usual!
It's been a pleasant day honestly, it wasn't very eventful but a day doesn't need to be like that to be pleasant.

And as always, I'm really glad to see you.

I'm working on that

I'm not really that tired, there was no real point in trying.

I'm sorry.

Mammaries.

I know what your butt looks like
>Grabable~

>Mobile capped mizore

boobai?

ill try it sometime it sounds alright

>yesyes

I'm gonna go cruising

later gators

Me and Mugi are now married

Bye

I'm going to kidnap ruri

Where does your optimism come from?

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think im off to bed goodnight guys

>your god king

>this is my wife

goodnight friend

Where is chara at?, i thought she took your head with her

You dont wanna fuck with chompy. You are gonna get that swift water gun to the face

"torture" to an extent, asphyxiation, piss, pain. Giving, mind you, my current SO has helped me realize I'm a bit more of a sadist than I thought.

Nice to meet you, then!

HOW ABOUT HALF A BODY? Or whatever percentage is left to 'love' here... :D

Konata is the sole reason I want to leave this place

k

Akiko claimed

>Nyarko
Okay then here we go

>Be me, 18
>Just came of age, go out a lot, try new stuff all the time
>One of my friends came out as gay a while back
>Said he found out by sleeping with a guy on a whim
>seemslegit.jpg
>Never gave much of a fuck about parties and bars but pretty sociable
>Go to a few parties
>One night there's this party in the city
>get drunk, partying, having a good time
>6/10 asian starts talking to me
>semi-passable trap
>Think back of what my friend told me
>Figure I might as well find out for myself
>I agree to go back to her place
>Come inside, apartement has that musky man smell
>Guy starts undressing while talking broken English
>At this point I had already figured out I'm not gay
>The moment his panties come off I am utterly disgusted
>Realize what the fuck I'm doing
>mfw
>Tell him I forgot I was supposed to take a bus or some shitty excuse
>Get the fuck out of that shitty apartement

I'm 98% sure I'm not gay
Traps disgust me

Oh I don't mind that
I really like that face

Texas

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Well, I'm wiped out after that run from a while ago. It's time for me to head off boys. I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu, and I hope you get to see her beautiful smile in said dreams.

Waifu claimed, fuck with me

Mmm good question.

I always try to be optimistic, if I was a pessimist even for a second, it would be the end of me honestly.

That said, always being optimistic leads to problems aswell, so it's not that good of a thing.

Sometimes I really think I'm too much of a carefree individual...

I hope that was a good enough answer!

See you later Konata!

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Not bad.

Nice

best girl claimed
>he likes the fat white bitch

The manga?
>was going to ask a head ass question if that's what the new group is called but remembered it's aquors

Yes. The strong silent bunny user. Always lewd with lovely tits. Don't remember how we met but it was a LOT of lewds towards me with miho teasing me saying "that bunny user really likes you" good times

Makes sense

~going apeshit on you

Don't go.

Milk tanks.
Made me smile.

I'm good! Just hanging around, talking to a cute.
What about you?

Not if I have her first.
>

Claimed.

i have no idea what she did with it. or where she is for that matter. she better not be fucking it
you're the reason i want to kill myself

Claimed.

My fucking negro.

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damn. thats all i have to say
>seemslegit.jpg
kek
>Guy starts undressing while talking broken English
> 98%
hahah!
that story is the best greentext ive seen in a while!
>his panties
HAHAHAH

Claimed

Noticed

Chara you say?

Damit

Farewell

nice

Thank you

But i saw her first~

Claimed

Midget Earmuffs.

>K-On
>fat girls
pick one

I doubt I will but Christ Konata gets on my nerves to be quite honest

Best meme I've heard in a while. Got anymore?
>

i cant remember the flashlight button in fallout 4 (xb3) T_T

autistic weeaboo claimed

No problem!

I wish I had some more topics to discuss with you, but I'm really bad when it comes to that.

No regrets.

Konata is one of my favorites on the thread, it's hard to see him in an annoying way. It's hard to see anyone as annoying on Sup Forums because I just kind of stopped caring.

I sometimes start dancing or singing.
Someone cap this
If you stop smiling.
>Then they win

>Signal so bad mizore

Ah, yea
Good thing nobody else here bothers to read it
One of my least cherished memories and one of the only ones I am somewhat ashamed of. I don't regret bailing out.

Ayy great claim my nigga

Its holding down pipboy button

shows how much you know, moogs, and mio were both in the top 10 of a "cutest fat girls in anime" poll less then a year ago.