There's a spider that's been living off my cum for the past 3 months in my parent's basement

There's a spider that's been living off my cum for the past 3 months in my parent's basement
Pic is said spider guzzling cum like a whore

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neat

Moar?

Kinda like you and your mom. Show us a pic of your mom

this is the old Sup Forums

It's leg is stuck in my cum tonight

Do you jizz directly in the Web or do you collect it and drip it in there?

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I just jizz in the general direction and if I miss, it won't eat that day.

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Holy shit, is this real? How can it survive off cum alone?
Can spiders even live that long?

This is giving me so many ideas...

there aren't bugs in the house so I have to give it nourishment some how, I'm just being courteous

I think you should capture it in a jar and then cum in jar and record how long it lives

>inb4 spooder gives birth and OP owes child support in 200 babies

You dun goofed OP

If it gets pregnant, I trust you'll do the right thing.

What about air? It might escape if it's open. Or would you poke holes? Not OP btw

OP do you think Cum acts as a drug to spiders? Does it change after it drinks your holy cum?

It's my friend I would never do that, just let it drink my cum the natural way

What the fuck...
Wait, have you PURPOSELY been jizzing beside it to keep it alive?

For science of course.

It usually gets a little erratic because it gets kinda stuck sometimes but other than that, no

>just let it drink my cum the natural way
>spider drinking human cum
>spider drinking cum
>natural

But if he vanishes one day you cant feed him

It's my friend, of course I'm doing it on purpose

OP you are a legend I hope screen capped

This thread reeks of autism

Why would it leave? It's been here 3 months already with a large food supply. Even had another spider there a few weeks ago

How did you come up with this? Why did you start jizzing on poor spoder?

Whats his name

Have you been feeding it for 3 months?

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These are all op btw

Timestamp or faggot

Meanwhile OP's actual kids have starved to death

but do they even make coathangers that small?

its not legit if the spider doesnt try to eat his head off

Timestamp or bullshit.

And people say Sup Forums isn't good...

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Ants would demolish my cum if I left a tissue out. Sometimes they'd crawl on me if I was fapping and they'd bite my gooch or butt hole

Are spider pregnant?

I've never meant this more than now.

I want to fucking die.

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Underrated post

Spiders can usually live witout eating for up to 6 months. It's not feeding, just getting annoyed. Its soul will rest soon.

One day I didn't feel like cleaning up and I noticed some stuck in this spider web and out came the spider and it starting drinking it.
Lucas
Yes, almost every single day
If you doubt it then just reverse image search it

so do you like cum on it daily, weekly or?

How much longer are you hoping it'll survive?

>Lucas
>Lucas
>Lucas
>Lucas
>Lucas

Seek mental help you fucking lunatic. Tell us when you took a dive into the deep end of the crazy pool.

ty bbg
It goes to the cum and drinks it every single time, it's feeding
Daily
At least through the summer

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This is a nice thread. I approve.

This spider is literally eating potential children. I'm fucking terrified now.

>reminds me of this song
youtu.be/SE6v8rYJrmU

This is garden-variety insane.

How do you get your cum up on the ceiling?

Dubs don't lie

Nigga throwin mtg cards as reactions gtfo

And this, kids, is what spider porn actually looks like.

Shut the fuck up pussy

>OP and the spider already have kids

>lol yah wtf

I'm perfectly sane, I just accidentally came on a spider web once and kept going for goofs and gaffs
'Straya, cunt
It's low down to the ground
It's like snail porn

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Are you serious?

Have Lucas ever bit you ? If he would...what would you do to him ?

Can someone post screencaps, I'm on my phone and this needs to be documented

1. record vid of spider drinking
2. post on pornhub

You're crazy user, but no crazier than the rest of us, which makes you pretty normal.

Threads like these are what makes Sup Forums great.

Winrar.
Check my dubs OP

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I don't even disapprove. You two seem to have a beautiful relationship OP

DO IT

God fucking dammit I love this website.

Lucas is a kind soul and never leaves the web, but I never go close enough to test that too much
^^probably also cums on spider webs
thanks bb
We get that a lot thanks

>This thread
Say hi to Reddit for me

Fuck that shit dude, jesus Christ lmao

ah shiet - ROLL FOR THE WINRAR
I GOT DUBS M80

Checkd. frank.... This is sick frank.

>We get that a lot
Is this to imply that you've told real people?

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Does it fell nice calling some one out? I would feel like my anonymity has been violated

Don't worry nigga, I got your back this time.

Check em boys

Very informative, but debt to the deathless beats your printer card

Next time it hungers I will, but it'll be short
I was kidding I would never tell anyone I cum on spider webs
Good to hear, but I like to think I'm crazier in the normie sense

Ayy op, you may be a fag, but you are legend

FOR WINRAR, FOR LEGION

Hi ender wiggin

Once in a blue moon, Sup Forums is good. This is one of those times. Thanks, OP

Sure newfag, sure...

SHHHHH you'll blow my cover

Crazy is overrated when the world's gone mad, user. You keep jizzing on insects if that's your thing.

FGT

You should put him face to face with a bigger male spider, see if this human sperm eating mothafucka' worths that jizz

IF DUBS I SHOW MY DICK

close enough

OP here, I'm gonna let him crawl on my dick and see if he recognizes the smell and doesn't bite me