I have to take a shit but my toilet is clogged. What do?

I have to take a shit but my toilet is clogged. What do?

Shit in the top tank.

If dubs unclog it

I guess this could be a dubs decide

Boil a huge pot of water. Take it off the heat and let it sit a few minutes. Squirt a fuck ton of dish soap into the toilet and pour the hot water on it. Let sit and hope

Take a shit in my mouth

If dubs shit on family member

Reroll

Op how many stories tall is your house

scat fetish detected

just one

Call a plumber or do the shit yourself

Use a pump faggot

someone roll dubs before i explode

YOU ARE A HUGE NIGGER

Shit down shower drain

Shit in it anyway.

If dubs then upper decker it.

If dubs shit on yourself

Shit in a bag and toss it in the street did that for weeks

reroll for uppderdecker

Shit in the water tank