I am god. I have come here to answer your questions so ask away. I am a busy deity

I am god. I have come here to answer your questions so ask away. I am a busy deity.

what color is the tapestry hanging behind me

There is no tapestry behind you, only a dissapointed lineage of ancestors you shitfuck

dat burn doe

what makes u a god

Why u give me giant cock but an ugly face?

I have infinite knowledge and I could kill you in an instant. I also created this universe

I did so because you don't need a pretty face to get pussy if you are fast enough.

Which god are you?

Why use Sup Forums as your medium?

The only god

The question would be why not?

I chose it without reason for I need no reason

My god is the sun

then do it faggot

Hi God.
Should I use "you" or "thou" ?

I am the sun

The moon

The Stars

Your nightmare

Your friend

Your soul

Do not question my logic. I have plans for you

I prefer Xe

Hi Steve.

Hi Jerry

Yeah, but which one? The Christian one, the Muslim one, the Jewish one? Zeus? Odin?

kek, i first read "i am a busty deity"

will fromsoft ever fix ds3?

You could reach to people in virtually any other way that would guarantee a wider and generally better audience, more credibility, better questions and responses.
Do you need to solve CAPTCHAs before posting?

Christian, Muslim and Jewish gods are literally the same one. Only difference is the prophet and rulebook, nigger.

what happens after you die?

why cant i find love

Are you god?

>and rulebook
So the infallible Jewish god is the same god as the Christian god who says all the stuff in the old testament doesn't count?

Not much of a "god" if he keeps changing the rules and his own identity.

Can I get next weeks winning lotto numbers? I'm ready to get off this struggle bus.

Isn't coming here and proving your existence sort of shooting yourself in the foot?

OP hasn't proven shit.

Timestamp or you're not god.

Oh my fuck you actually guessed it

He didn't guess shit, he is God

rocket league is a pretty cool game

All off them. Humans know not everything about god

Are you Turkish?

lol fuck no if they wanted to they would have by now
>not op and i still can see the answer to that
...mb im god too

samefaggin hard

I doubt it. They are asians, I designed them to make flawed products

Yes

Why does everything I try fail?

I do not need to solve CAPTCHAs

You just die. Nothing else happens. Much like being unborn again

And you can't find love because you're not looking hard enough

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No, gods can get bored too you know

No, I am all races and no race at once

You need to try harder

How do you think a god like me pass time? Rocket Leage is OG af