Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Claimed, hello all
Still here
>claimed
morning karen
Gonna practice yoga
How is waifu?
>Fittest Waifu Claimed
>Dodgeball throws
Good choice
Heya.
I love bad jokes. And Puns.
Fuse both of them together and you got my reason to live
Good morning Karen
Affirming existence.
Best type moon claimed
Is Karen even up right now? I'm suspicious about this thread...
>Inb4 baleeted
Just breaking up a relationship that's long overdue to do so with.
How is Yoga? Was always curious if it was good for getting flexible.
Sakura-chan
Morning everybody
Doing just fine, what about you?
Dad jokes are my life
What's up Shizu
Romantic relationship or otherwise? You know, if you don't mind me asking, as always. Had to do the same thing maybe a month ago, though unfortunately I happen to be an expert in the bridge burning department.
Claimed, Currently at 35 aand a half hours without sleep. Going strong still
You and me both friend. I might start speedrunning starfox 64 and maybe streaming it. idk yet though.
Ill work it out just for you.
Tfw ill never be as good as sans. That doesnt mean i wont try though. Im just waiting for the right opportunity.
Hey Morgan, doing good?
Ay ay nigger
Morning Fit, how are you doing?
Hey there moon, how are you today?
Good morning Chara
What's up?
No it's me
I'm a spooky ghost
I am mai
I am leaving threads, Bye
Morning!
Good, otherwise I'll cuck you
Yep. A near 6 year relationship. I don't really wanna burn the bridge, but if it comes down to it...
Ohayo!
Dad jokes are pretty darn good too.
I don't even want to know from where Tobi got all these fucking puns and jokes for Sans
>What's up
If I told you, would you sit on it?
Heya!
Rias claimed
Suck it other guy
...
Nothing much, just a little tired. How about you?
Miho claimed
Numbers hurt my head.
Pretty good, sorted out my problems with the bureaucracy and downloading Sengoku Rance for the weekend. Got another night of 12 hours sleep?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Yikes. My longest was 3 years and that was tough on me. But you should always think about yourself before anyone else. You can't count on anyone else to do that. If the relationship is no longer making you happy or benefiting you in any way, then it's just holding you back. Whatever the case, we'll be here for ya.
Same, just about to shower and get dressed and all that.
>Implying you havent already been doing it for days
>1001 dad jokes book
I need more bad jokes.
ohayo
nerd
Mwahaha, I know!
Come come, sit down, sit down!
The chairs up
I don't know, why?
You have a book like that? Holy fuck, gimme
True, but I'll do it even more
Good, what about you?
Pretty Good
It keeps you flexable and keeps tension from your internal organs.
Also i love the feeling of it
What's up Mugen
And you know what shouldn't be up
You
Go the fuck to sleep
Dunno, I guess he just didn't have the guts.
Good to hear. Got any plans for the day?
fuck, that was obvious and I still didn't get it. Kek
Why are skeletons bad liars?
Haha, I'm through the tough part. Already was before I came to these threads. I accepted it long ago, now it's a matter of me telling them and how they handle it. It's not like I dislike em as a friend still, it's just.... we have no spark left. Nothing really in common, hardly talk to each other. It's just gone, ya know?
In combination with high impact dancing, would you say it'd be a good thing to get into?
>problems with the bureaucracy
wut wut? What happened?
unfortunately no, not 12 hours. I only got 7 this time, no idea.
What's Sengoku Rance? Animu?
ecks dee dude
Lame
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
Doing fine
Either you're new or too old for me to remember, I've seen you around these past few days but I haven't gotten the chance to say hello.
I know what you mean exactly, got to that point with that one girl I was with for a long time. We're still friends, that's actually the only case where I've had maintained a friendship with an ex. There's no sense in putting it off, though. Just gotta let them sort through that themselves.
I definitely feel like I should know this one. Why?
Have you fucked my waifu yet?
Besides yoga I'm going to have lunch with my friends
I dont know about dancing, but yoga is pretty good for you, try it I guess. Just remember to stretch before exercise
If i had it i wouldnt give out such a masterpiece. I wish i did have one though so i could shitpost all day with bad jokes.
>You cant cuck whats already been cucked
Nice try
My my arent you aggressive this morning? Im going to shower and bed after this post already so its all good.
ill be back to meme you later
Well i ended up going 36 and a half hours without sleep. Id say that was a successful day off. Im gonna head off to bed though. Ill be on when i wake up. Night everyone
Night dude
>Karen
What you gonna do about that one?
Because it's so easy to see through them.
>shitpost all day
Pretty much what we do anyway
YEP
My game of the year.
Oh. You just wake up?
I'm vaguely considering going to sleep.
I can try. Sleep well!
It's a clustefuck that arose from what really should be a non-issue because of some retarded rules regarding how many classes you need per semester.
It's a legendary eroge in the Rance series, basically about a man called Rance raping his way trhough Sengoku era japan, all in good fun of course.
My worry is that they'll go suicidal really. It's part of the reason I didn't leave months ago.
I have it, but haven't gotten around to it yet.
I learned my lesson to always stretch. I'm even stretching before opening the flights of stairs these days. Speaking of which, I should get to that. Be back in 10.
Night Mugen.
Oh god dammit kek
How many apples grow on a tree?
Yeah, about 20 minutes ago.
Sleep is important. Do it.
>That date in the corner
kek
Need to get home first.
t(h)ree?
Im so fucking stressed out right now its funny.
Fuck something similar happened to me too, what exactly was the issue though? Too many, too little?
>eroge
shiki pls
>all in good fun
shiki
pls
Miho why
That's what you get for taking dick in the ass.
>eroge
>
Fucking faggot.
Lots of stuff
I like it in the ass.
i am
Well, you are.
But your family is not proud.
>>eroge
>shiki pls
What exactly do you think Fate/stay night is?
It's an eroge too baby
>what exactly was the issue though? Too many, too little?
Yeah too little, basically I'm still early enough for it to automatically sign up for the classes, except 1 class that wasn't even in our study plan that we had to sign up for manually in the middle of the semester, and I didn't get that memo. It's mostly sorted and I can deal with whatever happens.
All of them, actually.
It's pretty much common sense to stretch. One time I forgot to and pulled a neck muscle. It burned like hell. I usually listen to music as I'm doing yoga. Currently I'm listening to Buddy Holly by Weezer
Exercising and green tea
Or i suggest a half-caff decaf mint mocha latte,
foam on the bottom, served in a flower vase, with some green food colouring.
Just kidding, Excercise and tea. Maybe some music
I'm pretty new to /waifu/
Sorry for not replying to you earlier than this
ahh i see. Sounds like a fun time, i suppose.
Doing anything today?
>family
kek
I just ate a loaf of french bread...
Nice K&P reference
And nice tits
>it's an eroge too
fug
I knew those characters were too hot
Glad you got your classes sorted though, those things are a fucking pain, a friend of mine had to leave the college because they signed him up for the wrong classes and made him pay for it.
It really does end up being a clusterfuck if it doesn't get solved early.
No problem friend, I'll get to know you a little better later.
Enjoy your stay.
>Pic related
pleased to meet you
Off to play some Overwatch for now guys, I'll see you later.
Not a bad song. Think it was posted in here not long ago, few days maybe.
I don't think I've ever forgotten to stretch per say, but when I had to sprint to stop my cousins kid from falling into a lake I pulled a thigh muscle, was limping the rest of the day. Never again will I do that.
source?
There is actually a censored version called Realta nua without the sex scenes, the far inferior version of course.
Yeah, here we don't pay for it but that just means you have to answer for everything and there's a lot less flexibility in general.
It's a game.
Have fun.
mega.nz
tks
This just made my video driver crash.
No problem.
Works for me, and my computer isn't anything special.
You updated your drivers?
Dang. When i pulled a muscle it was a neck muscle. I got dizzy and fell down.
Another good weezer song is Want You Too
¡Estoy encantado de conocerte también!
>I'm delighted to meet you too!
...
Wont be the only thing crashing
That made no sense
Forgot to add I'm going for a bike ride
Be right back!
did you remember to delete system 32?
>jenny claim
Yes they are up to date
I do need to unload a car.
Kirino you motherfucker this is virus
>Ass Physics
Kek
Later, Fit.
...
Nope.
What Anti Virus do you have?
Hell yeah fam
Fuck i cant read moon
GG, Liru game killed /waifu/.
RIP
I have work early in the morning.
Should I sleep?
internet's too shit to download it. i'm still here
So what's up Miho, I don't think we've really talked before.
Wait a fucking second. When did it...?
People have died in the span of waiting for this damn thing.
Time to rub one off I guess.
The fuck is sleep?
It was already dead.
>jenny
sleep. better to have some rest before you go to work.
i remember trying the demo back in 14. literally forgot about it until i heard about it on /h/
Its all over /h/
Nothing to much. Expect for the stress im under right now.
>
2 Years.
It got stickied on /h/
>It's actually really good.
Have fun Tats.
Good question. But I think I'll have an attempt at it now.
Laters.
This is the one from last night?
>best Gundam claim
Koneko is better in my opinion
Also, claiming thanks to an old thread of helpful anons pointing me in the direction of this great show, I also love that people know each other here, such a strong community
Night
>Rattle rattle
Back,
I fell off my bike
My shoelace got untied while i was riding it and got caught in the chain.
Right..sleep
See you later
Stress because of lack of sleep?
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
Oh fuck that. I wanna get plastic strap boots just to prevent that. Of course I ride a motorcycle so if it happened I probably wouldn't get back to tell about it...
>Rattled
That and other problems
And the chest pain returns.
did it feel good?
F- FINE! I D- DIDN'T EVEN LIKE YOU ANYWAY!