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FINLAND STRONG edition

First for Ducks

boring night tbqh

FINNS SMELL LIKE SHIT AND ARE BAD POSTERS

/OURGUY/

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Is DeBrincat the next meme player in the draft?

Why is Bean a meme?

Who /duboisnextcrosby/ here?

requesting pic of pierre making that face

rude

BASED FINLAND

Pulju wears 9, but the Oilers retired 9 after Glenn Anderson gangfucked the league along with Gretzky, Messier, Kurri and Coffey. What number should he pick?

>le tweet is le deleted

bussy

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99

>all these big guys

98

It won't matter because he'll never play in the nhl

How much will Stamkos make per season?

what did i miss?

tip top kek

90

Will someone pick Debrincat?

>Hockey

98

probably like $10mil

Do these fucking kids not understand they need to delete that shit once they reach this level?

>jiggaboo jam

lmao /hoc/ is so fast there are 8 threads in catalog right now.

11.5 gorllion dollars

>putting fucking dressing on pizza

why do swedes/finns do this?

69

I'm surprised the agents don't do it for them honestly, it seems like a no brainer. Every year this happens.

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>5/21/2013
>rags

>cuckhoop
>african squeekshoe
>niggers

>reminder that the jackets always draft well in later rounds

What is the second most iconic number in NHL after Gretzky's 99? I would say Jagr's 68 or Lemieux's 66

This is as close to /happening/ as we get.

>tfw hasb didn't draft charlie "i hate the bruins so much" mcavoy

thats not dressing lass

its time lads

Howe and Richard's 9

Who do you think of when you think of #61

Andrew Desjardins 69

Good because they fucked up incredibly bad by passing on pulju

So what does the Ducks' biggest need to win the Cup?

Gordie Howe #9 or Bourque #77.
Yzerman #19 is always the greatest to me

>mywife'ssonhoop

BOLTS BABY

number 4 bobby orr

coaching

Gordie Howe, 9

Wonderful dubs, btw.

Will the league retire 9 for Gordie Howe?

I think it would be more significant the meme-ass Gretzky's number.

Boston's pick hates the Bruins lmao

Fuck Bombston niggers

>dropping your draft strategy on the ground

They signed Carlyle back.

>tfw you have always assocaited 9 with Modano

>African squeakshoe
Jesus fucking Christ I was not ready for that

00 is pretty iconic

who are the kids in the jerseys on stage

selänne 8

Exactly, they need to fire him. He is not a good modern coach.

>not passing on a meme player
I'd rather have a non meme Canadian than a sucky meme Finn

4, 8, 77. 19.

then what's that white shit

>yzerman straight to the point

based man

Mayo

REMINDER
Game 7 of the NBA finals: 30 million viewers
Game 6 of the Stan lee cup finals: 5 million viewers
Really makes you think

Orr 4
Howe 9
Bourque 77
Yzerman 19 (this is going to be huge with kids coming in growing up watching Yzerman, like Seguin)

Usually GM's or coaches kids, sometimes Make a Wish kids i think.

>rags

the residue after seeing that sweet ass

No and they should unretire Gretzky's.

>Stevie Y waltzes up and with zero fanfair announces the pick

Motherfucker wasted zero time up on stage. Kinda looks angry rn desu

truth dubs

Who should the Ducks have signed for their coach?

post draft strategy again

Parise's 11

>Lightning drafting Canadians

Top kek that always works out so well for y'all

Dubois 52

yogurt-based kebab sauce

this

Yeo to be honest

draft 3rd line centres

Stamkos is not only fucking the team, he's fucking his wife

I am.now a #Puljumissile

>Yogurt on pizza

What the fuck

>mayo
>pizza

white people pls...

No. Howe was based, but it would've happened by now, same with Bobby's #4. Gretzky wasn't a meme, Gretzky was not of this world. That's why 99 is retired league wide.

>pic related, Gretzky's true people

Jagr

I have a bad feeling with that guy. Didn't he yell at the Wilds player for not playing well? That was weird.

I thought Stamkos was fucking St. Louis' wife

Bluejackets strategy
Take the least memey available

he's probably mad because of

It's a kebab pizza, yogurt sauce and tomato sauce are normal for kebab

>Vinny
>Manlet St Poopie
>Old man Stamm
>prime old man dan
>Brad Richards

They're regretting it already.

Because the Wild are underwhelming pieces of shit.

They cucked him

that is mayo and literally only Oulu does this. that's 180k people. a small percentage of finland