France is african

france is african

Shut up, unappreciative cunt. That's our greatest ally you're mocking.

die. France is nice.

>be french
>surrender to your alarm clock
>wake up
>have cold meat for breakfast because you already surrendered to your oven, stove and microwave
>pretend to brush teeth
>practise surrendering to yourself in the mirror
>spend three hours trying to cross the road because you keep surrendering to the traffic
>finally get to work
>surrender to your boss
>surrender to your clients
>surrender to head office
>surrender to germany in 1940
>go home
>surrender to yet another terrorist attack
>surrender to the government
>get tired
>surrender to your bed

Sweden is arab

>be french
>wake up and sniff armpits
>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
>rub crushed garlic all over yourself to rectify this
>bus drivers are on strike again, ride bicycle to work
>accidentally enter sharia zone
>shaved twirly, effeminate moustache yesterday so look like a little boy
>dutifully accept your government-mandated anal penetration
>apologise to muhammed, abdul and faisal for not enjoying it enough, promise to do better next time
>finally get to work
>clock in
>surrender hard for 45 minutes
>clock out
>go on strike for having to work 15 minutes longer than usual
>get blown up on the way home

No we're not, we hate you.

>be french
>go outside
>get blown up
>go to work
>get blown up
>go to school
>get blown up
>go to the movies
>get blown up
>declare war on germany
>surrender
>go to nice
>get run over by a truck

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Vive la France!

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wow really france

That interview was only with women from gender studies classes, and included things like unwanted touching or conversations.

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nice try pierre

What ? She's a nice looking goddess

you were expecting a lot of (You)s weren't you

looks like I got them :^^)

okay that was a nice meme

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This made me rage, good job sheep shagger

>UK
>population gets edgier as they get older
younger people liking ISIS doesn't really surprise me but what the fuck

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What's some countries?

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>posted by the united 63% white of america

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I'm going to ask you nicely to stop bullying France, please.

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t. pierre

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why

Haha we are your greatest allies and your only true friend, never forget that. Everyone else just uses you.

t. your friendly neighbours from the north :^)

Kiwis confirmed great posters.

Pic is me when I meet a Frenchman. ;)

Québec, is that you?

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No, he's wrong, every frog wants to be an American

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:33333 well.... u know.... africa and ... . :3 france is kinda a cutie sand a cute CUTE i cute u france :3

check my repeating digits XD LOL :3