How many freaks in here?

How many freaks in here?

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EWW
and give myself mouth herpes
no way!

wut

Nope, not even once.
And trust me, my girl does try to trick me into it.
Oh my god does she try.
She tries all the time.

> pic
Fifty shades of gray. Rich faggot did this shit once.

sounds hot, snowballing with your girl.

Thats one step from sucking dick!

Btw
Does sucking your own dick make you gay?

The thing is it wouldn't be a girl's mouth :^)

same here, it turns her on if she manages it though...

im a freak, not a faggot.

Why would I want to taste my own cum?

Cum tastes bad. It's for her to swallow as an act of submission.

Y'all still have a lot to learn about male-female dynamics.

Yes, twice.

Twice ? Why ?

in this institution.

Is masturbation gay?

My wife makes me eat her out after I cum inside her...

Blowing a guy and getting blown by a guy,

This is why certain whores love cum in their mouth, cause it's disgusting and slutty.

I love kissing my gf when Ive just cum in her mouth!

>mfw I did my research and eat only stuff that makes my cum taste as nasty as possible, while raising the quantity.

U just admitted you would do it then because op stated freaks taste their nut

no, unless you want it to

how come none of the faggots on this board realise that your sexuality is what you make of it, not what other people interpret it as? If you want to suck your own dick it doesn't mean you want to fuck men instead of women, fucking insecure retards

I want to say i wouldn't, but when im looking at porn and hot chicks with jizz on their face sometimes i just like full making out with them. And then i cum and bukkaked in shame.

I would rather cum in girl ones ass, have girl 2 lick it out of girl one, and then three way kiss that cum. but that is just me.

And she prays. Oh my god does she pray.

So I guess jerking off is gay...twice, because you're jerking a guy off and you're having a guy jerk you off right?
Retard logic

Wtfpic ? What is even happening with the teeth?
Also this is my fetish.

I take it one step further, and eat my gf out after i came inside her pussy to get her in the mood for round 2
Usually clean the excess cum with tissues first though

Exactry.

>exactry
Herro, gook, make me an eggrorr

I'm a pretty sick guy, I'll drink a womans piss too. Thinking about letting her shit in my mouth but, bot sure yet.

By the way I want to fuck a Brazilian girl I know, bare. Are the risks of disease high in this case?

In terms of health, you're better off fucking a roadkill

My man does it everytime.

>cleaning cum out with tissues
Sure, I bet you have a girlfriend.

I love the taste of cum...i'd eat it from any girls mouth, pussy, ass, or just lick it off her body

Did it once, don't recommend.

Yeah, but that's not that much of a deal in a gay relationship, dude.

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Sure thing, the excess i said, you know what comes out after you pull out
You are the ignorant one on the matter either you never had sex or never came inside a girl

i like my cum fresh

Considering your girlfriend is your hand it's probably extremely easy getting it off with a tissue.
But with an actual girl, unless she's dry as the desert, tissues aren't going to do anything.

reporting in

Are....are you a virgin?

It sounds hot when I'm before but after I cum I'm lose all interest and say fuck that shit.
I have tasted my own cum before
I kinda feel bad that I don't eat it, it's just wasted energy. I let the environment down when I don't eat my own cum.
I'm such a hypocrite

Yea dude

ITT: two faggots fail to understand that different people have different experiences then them while having sex

> I let the environment down when I don't eat my own cum

Dude, read again
Excess in all my posts i refereed to the cum excess, i never said or implied i cleaned the pussy dry with the tissues. Thats why i said i take it one step further by eating my gf out after i came inside

If this was a ylyl i would have lost here

I don't think he realizes he lets the environment down each time he breathes

>I let the environment down when I don't eat my own cum.
wat

i am a Super Freak!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

It's all I think about actually.
Not breathing but the choices I make in life will always affect reality so I try to make my impact on nature my deciding factor.
The only reason I haven't become an hero is because I feel I owe my life to nature and killing myself without trying to make the world a better place is not acceptable

Well that cum is basically energy I acquired from nature, letting that energy soak up in a crusty sock seems like a ridiculous waste

anyone got pics or vids of this fetish?

You have so many disorders it isn't even funny. My girl would pull 56% of your brain out of your left nostril.

>the choices I make in life will always affect reality
Are you the One?

Yeah, I know
No I'm just some shitbag on the Internet, your choices do the same thing, it's causality.

We're all the One! We're an army of Ones.

i will only taste my nut if the gurl is also my sister hows that for a +1 freak...

When I said I knew I was talking about the disorders.
I do not have any idea what your girl pulling 56% of my brain through my left nostril means, but she can have good luck getting past my deviated septum

Ahh the great art of snowballing

I do it occasionally. My wife seems to like it, so whatever. It's my own anyway, and it doesn't really taste bad.

Never mind my septum is in my right nostril, had to pick my nose to remember

yes

Dude thank you truer words have never been spoken stop being such pussies and caring about what others may think.

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Op is a faggot

She's a psych major