Hi! I'm Russian. You can ask me anything

Hi! I'm Russian. You can ask me anything.

Meow.

Meow, meow, meow.

Hey, why so silent...

Helloooooo...

Why don't you even care...

>trying to guilt trip
>on Sup Forums
Now that's low my bro

I just want some attention, you know.

In Russia questions ask you...

Where in russia? Do you know what is on the poc?

In Moscow.

Not really. -__-

putin good or bad?
a dictator but the best possibility?

Are you good at dota?

Putin doesn't really have anything in common with simple people, he is somewhere and we don't see him often, you see.
I guess, most of us believe he's fine.

Nah, I don't play Dota. Guess, all Russians are bad at it.

^_^

>Baltic states flags in Great Britain way
Are you rich?
What is the 'ghetto' part of Moscow called?

Not rich, not poor, I'm quite average.

There no such parts exactly in Moscow, but there are some places near Moscow which are pretty dangerous to walk in at the dark time of the day. It's Mytishchi, Khimki.

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oh, yeah, and Butovo, of course.

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Is there anything you can tell is significantly different than American life?

Maybe the attitude of people around.
American peole are open and friendly, even if you don't know them. Russians hate you, even if they don't know you.
But it's not for forever if you're a great guy.

Also all the social structures and institutions are different. Life is built up pretty differently.

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How long can you squat?

What kind of mobile phone do u use

That's pretty inconvenient, I don't do that.I'm quite normal, those people who squat are called bydlo and gopniks.

Teach us to say bad words

I'm using my old Xperia U. I'm not really into buying new phone.

But most of the people here use iphones, Apple everywhere.

Fuck you = idi nahui / иди нахуй.
faggot = pidor / пидор.
cunt + pizda / пизда.

Want more?

Yes sir.

Also, those words are like reaaaaally rude. Profanity.
You won't hear them in movies or on tv, unlike your bad words.

was it hard to learn english?

Then tell me the expressions in English, I can translate them for you.

Something like
bitch
You smelll like shit
Whore
And nigger

I'm still learning.

Not really hard, but for some people here its still something that is beyond their abilities.
Most Russian do not speak English, just know some words and they're fine with that.

>bitch
suka / сука - not that bad, sometimes is used un classic literature
>You smelll like shit
that's the whole expression - ot tebya vonyayet dermom / от тебя воняет дерьмом
>Whore
shlukha, blyad / шлюха, блядь
>And nigger
just nigger / ниггер

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What is the most insulting thing to call somebody?

why did you shoot down that airliner filled with civilians

uyobok / уёбок
dolboyob / долбоёб

It's something like "fuckhead", but super insulting, yeah.

I didn't shoot anything or anyone. :]

Thx op

Yeah, you're welcome, now you can go and insult Russians in /pol, my son.

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anything huh?
ok...
How far is the moon?
Do dolphins dream?
Will Trump win?
Was skyrim better than morrowind?
Whats for supper tomorrow?
and does grandma have cancer?

I await your answers

What about Petuh?is that the most insulting?

>How far is the moon?
really far
>Do dolphins dream?
i hope so
>Will Trump win?
i hope not
>Was skyrim better than morrowind?
yep
>Whats for supper tomorrow?
I'm gonna have mushroom soup and pizza
>and does grandma have cancer?
we didn't wanna tell you......

opinion on other slavs like polish people? i have some russian friends myself.

Petuh is like..a normal word, it's translated as 'a cock', a bird.
It is used to note that someone is showing off too much.
But also it's the term for a guy in prison who's being fucked by other prisoners. So 'petuh' is the other way to say 'faggot' but more offensive.

another nice word - huesos / хуесос
which means 'dick sucker'
it's also like the most rude and bad.

Какая страна. такой патриотизм...
Пошел ты на хуй, ёбаный в рот, русский мудак.

In general it is believed that Polish people don't really like Russians, our historical relations are always associated with the conflicts during the World War II and stuff.

But I have nothing bad to say about them. Really, like, cozy country, nice people.
The language is a little bit similar to Russian, so it's intresting to find the cultural and linguistic differences.

just profanity. I would tranlate this as fuck-shit!!!
But literally it means bitch and shit.