Things you shouldn't say when she finally sent those nudes
Things you shouldn't say when she finally sent those nudes
"Nice, now show me your cock."
>thanks grandma!
faggot
Oh never mind, I thought they'd be bigger.
"I'm a doctor and you should consult."
Nice potatoe. Where's your nudes ?
Stop that, mom!
"Your dick is bigger than mine"
reminds me of my daughter
perfect
How much would it cost to remove that?
You call THAT a feminine penis?
Is that your hair or a hat?
Thanks, my dad loves them.
Can you take one with your clothes on
Your nimpples look like Turkey beaks
Mom, is that you ? =-o
Heyy, that's pretty good
MODS
You have the wrong number
"The guys on The Chan are gonna love this!"
Well that answers questions I havent come up with yet.
what's your gamertag
It'll cost you $10 to get it back (if she's stupid)
or
It'll cost you $20 for me to not send it anonymously to your dad
איזה כוסית תשלחי עוד
Now send me one of your dad
hey can you accept my farmville request
Let me sniff that pussy so I can smell all the failure
allahu ackbar
My mom sent me better.
> you're tits are the bomb
feel the sudden urge to kill myself
I love Arby's too.
no he said shouldn't say
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