Things you shouldn't say when she finally sent those nudes

Things you shouldn't say when she finally sent those nudes

"Nice, now show me your cock."

>thanks grandma!

faggot

Oh never mind, I thought they'd be bigger.

"I'm a doctor and you should consult."

Nice potatoe. Where's your nudes ?

Stop that, mom!

"Your dick is bigger than mine"

reminds me of my daughter

perfect

How much would it cost to remove that?

You call THAT a feminine penis?

Is that your hair or a hat?

Thanks, my dad loves them.

Can you take one with your clothes on

Your nimpples look like Turkey beaks

Mom, is that you ? =-o

Heyy, that's pretty good

MODS

You have the wrong number

"The guys on The Chan are gonna love this!"

Well that answers questions I havent come up with yet.

what's your gamertag

It'll cost you $10 to get it back (if she's stupid)
or
It'll cost you $20 for me to not send it anonymously to your dad

איזה כוסית תשלחי עוד

Now send me one of your dad

hey can you accept my farmville request

Let me sniff that pussy so I can smell all the failure

allahu ackbar

My mom sent me better.

> you're tits are the bomb

feel the sudden urge to kill myself

I love Arby's too.

no he said shouldn't say

ew