Does Estonia exist? And if it does, is it really a paradise?

Does Estonia exist? And if it does, is it really a paradise?

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>estonia

lmao

Estonia is pure.

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>Island of Estonia is white
>Rest is not
American map i assume since you dont know the borders?

BIG

ESTONIAN

TITS

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How do I get Estonian gf?

That British guy is really ugly

>a paradise

It is

the slants are even uglier

>a paradise

The only things they're good at is supplying finns with cheap booze and steal cars from us.

Yes, it does exist. I've been there

>steal cars from us

I thought only Lithuanians do that. Estonians in general are good people, but their country is 1/4 Russian so maybe the thugs are ""Estonian""?

I like that map.

Ah yes, a paradise that everyone with half a brain wants to get the fuck out of as quickly as possible
We just had an unusual change of government - lefties took control and are now promising to quickly introduce new and higher taxes and mandatory cultural enrichment

you'll maybe like it here if you like start-ups, but usually even those end up outside the borders eventually

if our nationalist party doesn't overwhelmingly win the election in the near future, coming and staying here will be detrimental to everything you hold dear

Some Estonians stole my father's car computer or whatever the fuck you call them in his Cayenne a few years ago and the they were caught on their way to the finnish cruise lines that would take them to Riga.

>if our nationalist party doesn't overwhelmingly win the election in the near future
and what are the odds of that happening?

>Americans don't have accents
Does it smell bad with your head so far up your arses?

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Just be yourself m8. It's all about confidence

Probably some upstanding """"estonians""" named Sergei or Vassili

youtube.com/watch?v=Bv0EWdSxMw8

An Estonian right wing libertarian nazi racist professor anti-Communist was teaching a class on Konstantin Päts, known war criminal.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Päts and accept that he was the most highly evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Adolf the Hitler!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, solidaric pro-Socialist Red Army guard who served more than 1500 tours in Afghanistan and fully understood the necessity of Democratic Socialism and fully supported all military decision made by the Soviet Union stood up and held up a book.

"How old is this book, pinhead?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Estonian and smugly replied "This is the Estonian Chronicle of Henry of Livonia from 1222, you stupid drunkard commie gopnik".

"Wrong. This is a reproduction from 1966, which means it is SOVIET. If it is Estonian, as you say, yet is made by the USSR... then everything made by the USSR is Estonian.

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and his copy of Mein Kampf. He stormed out of the room crying those Baltic anti-Communist crocodile tears. The professor voluntarily went to Gulag and died from refusing to use any Soviet-made goods.

The students applauded and all registered Social Democrat that day and accepted the necessity of recognizing the Russian minority population in Estonia as citizens with full rights. A bear named "Mir" entered the room and shat on the Estonian flag.

BULLSHIT

Pls stop I need cheap alcohol

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Considering the amount of actual support from the people, pretty high
but as soon as our totally-not-rigged internet elections come into the picture, things get a lot more difficult

The way I worded my question initially was pretty poor, so I'm asking again for clarification.

Are you saying that yes, the people greatly support the nationalist party, however your elections, due to them being internet based, are likely rigged and will result in the nationlists losing?

You forgot that that student was Albert Einstein desu.

If what I know from Sup Forums is true, Estonia is a great land full of qt vidya playing grills with perfect dental hygiene that pay their fair share in NATO. Sounds like paradise to me.

They say that whoever leaves the country last should turn off the lights at the airport.

But really, if you live anywhere outside of Tallinn or the north-east, it can be pretty comfy. Keep it on the down low, though. We intend to keep it that way.

Is estonia a conservative country comparable with poland?

Bravo Estonia!

Estonian girls are easy af if you're a Finnish male

And if you're American with muscular face.

Face can't be muscular you silly

>high hiv
>blame russians
>high crime
>blame russians
>high prison population
>blame russians
>live in shit
>blame russia
Balt never change

>high hiv
Interesting how it's way way higher in russian areas, isn't it?

>high crime
pic

>high prison population
Largely russian, I've visited a prison and russian was all you could hear

>live in shit
Look who's talking.

but it literally is your fault

is tallinn shit?

It's not that shit, there's parts of Tallinn even I love, mainly in the old town.
The problem with it is just that it has the caveats of any capital. Too many foreigners, too busy, messy streets, too expensive. Doesn't help that the people can be either snobs or lowlifes.

atleast you dont have a lot muslim

The Turkish government wanted to build a mosque in Tallinn, but nobody will let them. The only place where the sandn*ggers go to pray is some sort of office space behind the airport.

Korean ?
Japanese never wears such clothes.

basically yeah

the ruling bunch/elite will never let anybody push them off their throne, especially since the national conservative party is a relatively new player
back in the 1930s when the Nationalist Vaps Movement tried to win the Estonian elections (and almost did), they were arrested and Estonia turned into an authoritatian dictatorship by the ruling bunch

history will just repeat itself, because "democracy is only fine if I get to be the boss!!!"

those are estonians in ethnic clothes you silly gook

cute clothes

the ones wearing white in the middle, they're all virgins?

I love Esti now

>Croatia
>White
I don't think so Borna

Oooh, I think I got that one ;^D

Whether the elections are rigged seems to depend entirely on how well one's party did. One year the system is fine, two years later it's a rape of Estonian democracy. Then it's fine again. Odd, that.

kek, didn't even know you fuckers also had a authoritarian government in the 30s too

>Belgium, Germany, Sweden, Netherlands, UK
>white

>france
>literally the least white country in Europe telling other countries they aren't white

I didnt say anything about us being white though.

It was the height of fashion.

ehh
maybe the younger ones

>rape of Estonian democracy
>implying it ever existed in the first place
Once again, look at the 1920s/30s

Democracy will never be a thing here, get used to the libtardocracy

>greece
americlap maps

no, we don't want muslims here

kek

Toothpaste annihilated

Kys retard

How do I get Estonian gf?

lmao you are literally the reason for those reasons
well maybe not you but all the gopnik russians you forced on us

>t. põhikooli haridusega """eluülikooli""" läbinud Eesti koorekihi esindaja

Don't fall for the memes. Estonia is a backwater shithole communist nuclear wasteland full of complete retards and ugly beasts. We eat dirt and when it's a good day we eat shit. We have no culture at all. You should not come here. Especially if you're a nigger or even worse, a muslim.

Hmm... Your post made me suspicious...

Well, he would be sort of correct, but colouring the whole of Finland blue destroys his argument.

Western Finland and the Isles of Estonia have more Swedish/Norse admixture than the rest of the respective countries.

Don't believe him, come to Estonia

mida vittu sa ajad?
pigem sina oled see põhikooli haridusega ajudoonor kes ei suuda oma kodumaal hakkama saada ja siis läheb välismaale peldikuid küürima nagu mingi ida euroopa poola vitt :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
minu elul pole siin midagi viga

DAS RIGHT
kek, Saaremaa and all the other redneck are the hotspots oh dark curly hair and dark eyes, because they got the most T haplogroup in them
Mainland Estonia is where the whiteness is at

redneck islands*
of dark*

nojah, sest nohh, ajude väljavool on suureks probleemiks just peldiku puhastajate valdkonnas

ise raudselt mingi kibestunud maxima kassiir

mis kuradi ajude väljavoolust sa räägid
eesti rahvaarv suurenes võrreldes eelmiste lugemistulemustega just tagasirände pärast
loll vitt

>ajude väljavool
üle soome lahe ja norra poole ei voola mitte ajud vaid konkreetne pask, eesti ühiskonna pasalask, ajuhälvikutest ehitajad ja pasaküürijad, ühesõnaga kõnts ja lumpen

ja muuseas, kes tänast lehte luges leidis sealt artikli, et ajude juurdevool on takistatud lasteaia ja koolikohtadega, mida oleks nagu hädasti vaja, aga riigil on pohhuitõm, parem tegeleda mingite pseudo-teemadega

need on ju need samad peldiku puhastajad, kellest ise rääkisid, idioot
tõelised tippspetsialistid (eriti ntks arstid) tõmbavad minema siit ja ei vaata tagasi

arstid käivad nädal soomes tööl ja ülejäänud aja töötavad siin või puhkavad.

t. ajudoonor

õppisid uue eestikeelse sõna ära?

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tänud minu oc kasutamise eest. võid saata autoritasud mu kontole

cute memespeak :3

kust videost see meme pärit on?

>the most T haplogroup in them
whats that?

see on hea meem

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complimentary shot of drug abuser blood with hiv and other stds is provided on the border

You are Russian, so no way for you.

she can tease and beat me while wearing a bdsm-costume

since all estonian women are buttugly, std ridden golddigging whores just throw some money on the street and they will jump on your dick. especially if you're a foreigner. they love foreigner cock. would sell their own mother to suck foreigner dick.

make her say "12 months" in estonian
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>they love foreigner cock
wow, thanks for information

not ukranian tho

everyone except for russians tbqh
well, sucks to be you