Hey Sup Forumsros,
I've got this annoying bitch teacher, and I wanna do something to her before the year ends. Any idea? Nothing illegal. Just piss her off.
Bonus points if someone can give me some ideas for in class that won't even get me in trouble so I can play dumb.
Do your homework. She'll never expect it.
Practice imitating a phone on silent mode, then when you get good at it, you should make the noise in class. Teachers will CRACK.
delete the system32 off her computer
Holy shit, I didn't even think of that..
What doe she do that is so bad?
Rekt
Imagine how much she hates her jop because of douchenozzles like you. Your revenge is just being the dick that you are.
She's unfair, stupid shit like picking favourites and overall just annoying as fuck. Nothing to really be salty about but I'm not coming back here next year so I figure why not.
Spread peanut butter on her desk before she enters the classroom.
Underage b8?
attack her bootypipe
You have to be 18 to browse on Sup Forums, you know that right?
who cares
And you can be any age to fuck off, I'm over 18.
over 18, still in child school mad at teacher for not making him her favorite
Put bird seed on her car.
LOTS of bird crap will follow.
WIN, Will probably do that.
>ITT: Underage, the thread.
The reason I'm not coming back next year is 'cause I'm graduating, fuckass.
I hope she holds you back, you whiny little bitch
OP is in highschool.
Photo shop her face on nudes and spread about school
Is she hot? Post pics of teacher OP
Yeah but obese male nudes
Teacher is ugly as ALL UNHOLY FUCK. Big nose, hands oily as fuck, hair looks like a birds nest. Lanky and beer belly constantly.
Another victory for no child left behind. Have fun mopping floors with your shit education.
For added hilarity, make it bdsm, and shop your face in their torturing her!
>It'll look good on college applications
Post pics and let us judge for ourselves
Thanks, they won't even know who made it!
>mfw every teacher knows I hate the shit out of her
They'll respect you for having the balls to do it.
Worst they can do is not let you go to the ceremony. Can't take away your degree.
Not in her class right now, don't have it until next Tuesday thank fuck.
And no one wants to sit through that boring shit. We're behind you OP!
Place one of those electric taser staplers on her desk.
Set her car on fire
These fucking kids aren't even out for summer yet
kill yourself that should be a surprise for her
There's actually no law against it. People just think there is.
>Shithead
Post a good picture of her face and I'll Photoshop her nude.. print it out and lay it on her desk
Blame her in the note!
in our school the clocks were all oldschool and had no covers so we would wait for the teacher to leave the room for a sec then turn the clocks forward about 40 minutes. someone would tell her to look at the clock and the teacher was such a moron she assumed the bells weren't working and then let us leave ~40 mins early. only works if your teacher is on the edge of being senile btw.
Trips demands. Obtain at Spencers Gifts.
You sound like a bitch.
Dubs confirmed trips demand
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Shit on her desk
So what is this female canine teaching you? And why is that a problem?
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Download an incredibly high pitched noise on your phone and play it during class
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I hid my cell phone in the classroom in a very well hidden place and put it on loud and set the ringer to 1) porn moaning sounds and another 2) gun shots and then used a friends cell to call it over and over again during class. One teacher got mega mad and kept trying to find if. The other ducked under her desk and told us to lock the classroom and cried.
Try it, it's fun.
ahahaa, doing it
Also everyone, if you can guess her name you get a pic of her.
BRILLIANT. this is some good shit, boys.
Anyways, where did you hide it?
>my teacher
you fucking toddler
You should thank her for bothering to try and get knowledge into your brain.
You live in a world where knowledge is the most important thing you could get in life.
She gets up just about every day and has to deal with you little shits, just so she can hope she makes you a better person, so she can hope you're more prepared for your future.
Your brain is like biceps. You exercise your biceps, you do curls, you stretch, you rest, you get stronger biceps.
The stronger your biceps, the more you can lift.
With enough bicep curls, you could carry the weight of the whole world.
use a sharpie and color out the optical censor in her mouse